if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Possibly the most sublime Roman fresco of a temple. The architectural detail of the spiky-topped wooden barrier, the painted relief in the pediment, & the offerings burning on the altar; it’s a symphony of observations. Archaeological Museum of Capri (no provenance) #FrescoFriday

Io Saturnalia!! Rome’s most famous holiday, the jolly winter festival of Saturnalia began on December 17th and was the highlight of the sacred calendar. This video explores the meaning of Saturnalia and what the celebration tells us about Roman values, religion and aspirations youtu.be/UlkwD2JxWZU

“It is not the Constitution that makes a people, it is a people that makes a Constitution.” Not for nothing, but this line is an explicit rejection of both Lincoln thought and the very feature that makes American democracy special. These people hate America. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/new-yor...

Today's little breads

Total War Warhammer 40k is gonna be like Black Panther for the smelliest guys you know

so insanely fucking real for this

I baked another batch of Brötchen, these ones I used a poolish as the preferment. They're very tasty and have a nice chew to them.

Boeuf bourguignish

Just got my kitchen knives sharpened and the very first cut I make to prepare dinner... Yup it's sharp now!!

I'm gonna keep bad faith arguing that Severance is actually making a pro-life argument and is an abortion allegory bc it's fun to do and people get reeeeeeeeeeally mad

Brötchen, German bread rolls

Pretty obvious that Vance has negatively polarized himself into believing that anyone who holds a single opinion contrary to his own is simply “virtue signaling” and that it couldn’t be an honestly held belief

Diced green chiles are by far the best thing to put on a cheeseburger

Abraham Lincoln, 1855. www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...

Turkey has begun to dry brine it's a handsome bird

I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong

Bro they made the grocery store from Pluribus real

A completely inscrutable anime OVA from 1985 was in the US box office top 5 for a couple of days, congrats angels egg www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt0208...

Finally got to the epilogue of #Hades2. I like the helpful kitty 😌

one thing i want to emphasize is these "illiberal" and "postliberal" authoritarians are just thieves and crooks! trump is thief. orban is a thief. putin is the biggest thief of them all.

Apple griddle cakes for breakfast

2XKO more like Poo Sex Gay Ho

Haters are becoming incoherent upon learning about my custom Wigan Kebab bakeware collection

People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff

The culture is swinging back to whole roasted turkeys, the spatchcockers are losing ground

It's so over

The brilliant post-liberal solution to the housing crisis is to steal houses from immigrants and redistribute them to citizens.

Surely this will succeed phenomenally now that they're finally designing "with gamers in mind" right? Surely all those people were serious when they said that making the character sexy is what mattered, right?

The pitch for AI really does seem like it all boils down to "Yeah a highly developed service economy seems great and all, but it's really hard to integrate slavery into the mix without losing productivity. What if we could fix that?" And it's just impossible for me to see it any other way

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

The "there's no such thing as porn addiction" crowd and the "porn addiction is the greatest threat to men" crowd consume functionally identical quantities of porn

Getting very autumnal with these apple griddle cakes. Very tasty, only lightly sweet they go well with a dusting of powdered sugar

Guide To Pets (1/2)

I think I'll get Silent Hill f when I can find a used physical copy for at least half the MSRP.

it is not remarked upon enough that these guys just genuinely and sincerely hate america and hate americans

I made cassoulet, chicken thighs because who has duck confit laying around. Extremely autumnal, hearty to the max.

am i sad that my wife is a godless hindoo who will burn for eternity in the fires of hell? of course i am, but marriage involves compromises

They're calling the costco kirkland signature x nike SB dunk low collab the "most targeted at 36 year olds" product ever invented

We ran a table today at the Common Knowledge Zine Fest at MSU and it was a lot of fun!

It’s fun to look at this ai slop nazi propaganda and then remember what these guys actually look like. This isn’t what they (or america) looks like and far from loving america, this is an expression of severe self loathing bsky.app/profile/geof...

So much of "cancel culture" discourse is a re-description of the normal functioning of a democracy and public discourse by people who didn't like the results of one, or both, or how it made them feel.

Insane savings on stuff at the Kroger today. Buy 2 get 3(!!!) free on 12 packs of soda AND breakfast cereal. Frugality feels so good when u ain't got a Doordash addict in ya ear calling you stingy.

before GPT was invented, the dumbest guy you know had to talk to the shadows thrown into an alley by a streetlight at night

You're telling me we've been forcefemming Roosters for over 2000 years manipulating their hormones to make them grow massive breasts? We give HRT to poultry?

Turns out my PS5 is an Xbox too