Watch out for the dangerous, destructive mindless ice disaster hitting the country Also beware the coming weather event

lol, Bari tapping out very early in the game. Maybe next week will be a "salute to fireworks"

It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason

Everyone’s so obsessed with how good a building’s bones are, never considering the implications such a sturdy skeletal structure has on the house-hunter/prey dynamic.

now i lay me down to sleep my clone is very tired

out of my way—gotta go bully someone for their peace prize

My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government

Home invasion is an Irish Hello

Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show. FP: That’s not true AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Jim Morrison: hello. I love you. Let me jump in your game DM: For the last time NO

for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum

The reason you have to put together your own furniture now is because of Big Allen Wrench

Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!" *Defeats Gun Guy* Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies* Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."

Well, rooftop crossbow is mounted Chimney net deployed Poison milk and cookies left conspicuously out Merry Christmas and a good haul to all!

The Insane Clown Posse has 2 movies One a blaxploitation crime movie, the other a western I feel they owe us one more; a Christmas movie

Forced to be at work on Christmas Eve because of all the people who didn't learn from all those Christmas specials

The pain was indescribable He opened his eyes to an indescribable sky. What he saw next was likewise indescribable He continued attempting to write. The effort was, as you may have anticipated, indescribable

Bold of you to test me when my country does not solve murders

If only Kevin Costner were a pedophile, we'd be on HORIZON 3 by now

Things are going so precisely, perfectly bad today that I am seriously, literally about to call in Cursed to work

When Robots Rule

Such a great time of year for dead body disposal. Simply shove the sawed up parts in the back of a pick-up and tell anyone expressing concern, “yep, finally taking down the Halloween decorations.”

Welp. Final WTF on Monday You think on the last episode, he'll reveal what WTF stands for? My mom won't tell me

I don't feel comfortable in my own skin, but it's illegal to even TRY ON other people's skin!

And with this morning's coffee sipped, time for the suffering to begin

Krang represents humanity What are we if not brains in human suits

Take The Cake should mean something negative You leave my cake alone

If the Deep State were smart, they'd plant mics and cameras on the benches around Washington monuments That's where all the secrets get spilled

Giravves

So you're saying DESPICABLE ME is a delivery device for Minions. You sit down, you start the movie, you're gonna get your fix You're gonna get your fix, yes

A couple of years ago, deep into an ongoing mental health crisis, I sat in a theater watching BEAU IS AFRAID Toward the end, I was all but convinced the cast was about to emerge and explain how the whole movie was about me Now, I make this hallucination a reality:

At some dork concert for dorks I could kill everyone in this room and none of them could stop me I now understand why God can be cruel

Hopefully with a new mayor New York will finally be able to move on from the rampant corruption of the Mike Haggar era

One of the greatest, most disturbing quotes I've seen in a long time www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...

Currently reading Caroline Fraser's dark masterpiece, Murderland, which is part report, part elegy for the departure of sanity that comes from living in the Pacific Northwest. Of course, we imagine ourselves as fonts of common sense. It's our WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP.

A section of a grass set aside for elderly dogs to safely play with each other is a FURassic Park. You have read this far which means I have once again defeated you. I have taken both your time and dignity from you, and left in their place a void as deep and hopeless as the gulf between stars.

#TheYippeeKiYayPrinciple is an alternative take on #MentalHealth and a film guide of too. One film championed in it is THE WRONG GUY, @DaveSFoley's modern comedy great. Watch it free here: youtu.be/OYrLniRQuxs?... ... after you've bought my book first: mybook.to/YippeeKiYay

You, A Pedantic Fool: Actually, Frankenstein was the doctor Me, God's Elected Servant: Oh, do you not consider playing God monstrous?

Despite my total inability to do math and general ignorance of science; I believe I've solved the discrepancy between force and statistics in the over performance of the .380 round Please connect me to a scientist or FBI gun person

They can't evict you if you reply to an HOA email with threats and swearing can they?

Looks like I hit a nerve - Bad Dentist

The real monster in Dracula (1897) is the reader, for reading these people’s private correspondences without their permission

I wouldn't say I'm BATTLING depression Frankly it makes some good points. I might be on its side now

How someone in the Midwest announces they are pregnant

Son, in this world, there are sheep and there are wolves And there are sheepdogs who protect the sheep from the wolves Then there are the wolfsheep, unnatural abominations that must be eradicated lest they counter and disprove God's plan