Commentary: I’d Sooner Let My Family Starve Than Exaggerate My Marketing  Experience On My Resume https://theonion.com/id-sooner-let-my-family-starve-than-exaggerate-my-marketing-experience-on-my-resume/

Theres a visitor at your camp... 🐺🌑 I'll have a VERY limited amount of shirts for sale at FC!

damn girl are you superintendent chalmers cuz I'm about to give your ass an unforgettable munchin

Packing light for MFF

Not my craziest Saturday night

Bulls 🔥💦

Still not sure how my owls would react to their bird-selves… 🤔 #bird #birdart #digitalart #art

What a great headline

never wearing this shit to a party again i got told to install cs source

@vincentmcmahon.bsky.social hire me

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

“I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations” is a fucking anti capitalist war cry holy shit

lovebites

The truth 🐊

ID badges for for @artyredd.bsky.social and @tuemescine.bsky.social!

Did some anatomy studies with @eddyratt.bsky.social today! Very fun! All poses taken from reference!

painting from my therapy group last month. the theme was “comfort”, so I chose Callie, my childhood stuffed animal, as my subject. no one else in the group actually made anything for the creativity segment, only generated AI images, so I’m extra proud of myself for taking the time to make something.

square peg round hole

dess gender angst again this one kind of ended up a mess in the end i didnt plan the panels around the text well enough at all and only realsied when adding the text LMAOOOOO also not super happy with the art but this month has been rough 4 that in general big up tully for the script as always

heartwarming: guy I eviscerated with a "reply all" mean email turns out to have an AI pfp on teams

You can always tell when x is down because the most annoying people on Earth come here to complain that this is a dead website and how you should go back to the cesspit of trolls, bots, and fascists.

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

guy sitting in front if me on the flight is contemplating buying a $400 tactical watch

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Colby Jack and the 0.5

Poisonous, but soft. Probably safe to hug? 📷 by @toastisa.dog from #MFF2024. Only a month away till this year's MFF, I can't wait to be back! It feels like coming home. #FursuitFriday

Come on in, I promise I didn't just pee♥️ #FursuitEveryday #Pawcon #meirl

Susie’s new hat #deltarune #fanart #art

Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz! @theonion.com

Cats are really successful hunters and I think I deserve to brag about the goodies I bagged last Friday... 🐈‍⬛ -- #fursuitfriday

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New favorite react image just dropped

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Legends 🌟 #nightinthewoods x #animalcrossing

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.