I'd sell my feet pics but only pics of when I get an ingrown toe

Sometimes I get termites in my brain and they say that there are people who are ruining potential friendships with people I rarely talk to. I am just a golden retriever at heart the thought of people disliking me without merit irks me. I'm a dog it should be fleas in my brain.

Today.

I wish their necks would just do that. Maybe that's the only way moving forward.

start puffin

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

High vis is the great filter. People who cosplay as field guys will never wear it.

Can we talk about the high vis winter coat every job gets it's employees. It is incredibly drippy

A cute girl coyly points at me while I'm at the bar. In shock I hold in a heavy belch and start looking at fursuits.

I'd post more content but I'm currently dealing with rabies

I got a test print of a spooky lenticular Harold today! I converted the video to a massive gif, so I hope yall can see it.

The dangers of deer playing in traffic #fursuitfriday 📸 @carohoss.bsky.social

I'm growing up to be just like my father and I never had the chance to be a slut 😞

I quite enjoy how the snail has become a deeply embedded meme in current culture

I finally got around to testing some acrylics I bought like two years ago. Everyone's favorite not blue dog! 8x12"

[panicking and squirming in the voting booth during NNN] ughhh ohhhh, shittt, all these canidates are so hot, unnfff

30 students. Oh boy.

Look at this coyote my dads friend caught on his trail cam,, zebra yote woaw #coyote

She on my Dick cuz my neck all Chain-y

People will dead ass be critical of how you say crayon and then say cran with their full chest.

Oh that difference in parenting styles of neighborhood friends was just child abuse

Finally someone else is talking about morning glory milking farm. I still have no idea why an algorithm thought I'd want to listen to that

If I rot in place I'll eventually become a beautiful flower

You see the shit I post. Just remember. I sign off on things that affect the public.

120 dollars a week to give kids pizza. Oh boy. At least I get reimbursed at the end

I want to eat Nutraloaf

sheath_frottage

Need to find some good literature on this bad boy

I want to take fursuit photos in my parents spooky attic but it's way to spooky to go in there alone

The best part about still house is I can pretend I'm drinking paint thinner

I never understood banana peel thirst traps. Like put the whole thing on. It's much hotter.

Bang, bang, knocking on the door... 📷 @bearly.photography

Today is the only day you can listen to Teenage Halloween!!!

Happy Halloween!!! Beware of Dead Dogs this Day 🪡 @thatsfurredup.com

Smoked up my whole house by confusing high with off

PIZZA HUT PIZZA HUT PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE FLAVOR

One of my old interns decided to visit!!!

There's not enough scalie titty discourse

When I get off today I'm buying a 5th of whiskey and playing Facebook games on discord

I can't wait for music bingo where we can listen to Joyce Manor

My right ear is so fucked for so many colorful reason

candy shortage

Milfs

AI will never be able to replicate a big fursuit dommy mommy literally choking me with her big bappy paws

As I approach my 30s I think I'm entering my wine mome era of politics. I.e. let them burn