oh, you used Claude to make an “app”? that’s nice. why don’t you come over for dinner, I’m vibe cooking (raiding the bins behind TGI Fridays and throwing all the discarded food into a blender)

Wait why am I trying to reason with insufferable people about an event I don't want to hangout with them at.

Born to bark forced to fold laundry

Yeah I like ballgags. If by ballgag you mean big fat meatball hoagie

Playboy Manbaby on Tuesday!!! Together Pangea during ANE!!! Dog Bless

Sex Mex album good

I hate when people ask me for a photo and it's not a selfie. Like come on, get yourself in there. It's your con too.

I've done everything that I usually use to make a "last year joke". Shit piss cum

Happy New Year everyone! The holidays are over which means I’m ready to take on some of those stylized faces! Examples below, it’s $25 per face and if interested please email me at [email protected] thank you!

I guess my 2025 in review is another solidifying of my choice to stay involved in the fandom. It was really kinda not the best year but I had you guys to really lift my spirits and enable me in fun and positive ways. The Hotdogger, canned fish, and MREs were all major highlights for me.

🦝🥂🎉

Dogs rock

The coyote feets account is not me. I am not responsible for any post coyote feets post. The thoughts of the coyote feets account are not my own

This New Year’s Eve, something must change me inside, I’m crooked and misguided, and tired of being tired. My heart is on my sleeve, and yes I still believe, in you.

In fursuit no one can hear you fart

I don't know why people want a street truck package to be offered. Like not having it be aftermarket is kinda lame.

Gas leak a couple storefronts down. I hope it's nothing cuz I just sat down for a pint

Yeah man I just dropped off Christmas yule log

Hey friends, I'm hosting a panel at #NYFB26 this year about what it takes behind the scenes to host a public outing! If anyone has pictures from a public outing they'd like to share for the slideshow drop them below 📸⬇️

Merry Christmas! 🎄

I really hope my younger cousin doesn't get dragged down by toxic family members. It's hard to see someone with such a bright future be exposed to the pitfalls that come with family like that.

Got out of Chrissy mass. I said I didn't have it in me. My dad said don't worry, Jesus didn't have it in him to hang on the cross. Yeah that's kinda how he died.

drone strike (unionized mindless latex drones)

Putting on Christmas tunes so me and my dad can rip ass at the table

My cousin has an iron cross tattoo and a Filipina wife. I hate how accurate the meme is

Holiday piss cup

We don't hate on the Zootopia 2 song enough

Going to the boomer bar with coworkers the day before Christmas eve is just so magical

Getting my teeth kicked in sure hurts but the aftercare is incredible

Self censor this cock on your keyboard nerd

Getting a plush of your fursona and hitting a home run with it

My work puter is really shaking it's tail feathers like a juicy bitch today. I'm supposed to be out in the field!

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

Heartbreaking. Asshole PM is actually really good at his job

Sir, you sat at a bar next to me. There were other open seats. Don't be going like I'm the weird one when I try to talk to you.

I need to shut up because I am happy to help a coworker but boy I am mildly annoyed about working Christmas eve.

i feel like i would be a very good shirt designer for big dogs

Faces!

I think the duck thing is really sweet! Some people go overboard with it but it's cute! I wish my car had a gift culture with it.

Together Pangea and Joyce Manor dropping albums in the same month. I'm gonna be eating so good

Sometimes on a late night drive you get that feeling. That feeling is that I'm not gonna sleep for another 3 hours once I get home

i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured

You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?" Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.

Going to the bar with the core group of coworkers just ends up being mutually assured trauma dumping

I dehandlebarred my mustache. I just get stressed and pull out the long hairs. Also I chew on it enough that it's almost all split ends.

Gentle reminder that we can watch Olive the Other Reindeer on YouTube together as a family

Just an FYI, all my nonsense post are when I'm frustrated at work and this is how it manifest

You can't AI my murrhole