tf going on in my bathroom

first day back to work off of medical leave and i get a flat tire halfway there Bad Omen

do you think alcoholics who are into inflation drink balloonshine

do u ever smell or hear something and think of an exact date in time like i just caught a whiff of someone’s laundry detergent and thought “oh, december 15th 2017”

haven’t posted Knife here in a while #balisong

macro with an irrational fear of micros

keep gambling!

Vandalism

shoutout to @catboyriot.bsky.social for making this shirt that goes so incredibly hard

content warning: sappy “i love my friends” post this was my second furrydelphia, and the most fun i’ve had at any con. by far. i feel incredibly lucky to have such cool and chill friends i love u guys :3 thanks for being there for me and making this weekend unforgettable :3

it’s like a show of sorts… for cars..

bald people can talk to God because the line of sight to their skull is unobstructed

in case of firf

when the function has young sheldon

using pay-in-4 for my kidnapped son’s ransom

saw u at the bondage convention! couldnt bring myself to say hi

labubonic plague

im never buying an apple vision pro on facebook marketplace ever again bro what is this

heres an incredible image i made for a youtube slideshow at the age of 9

what doesnt kill you wastes your time

ballgag beatboxing

recreation of a hat i saw someone wearing at the grocery store

*playing a team-based ranked competitive sandwich making game* i’m going ham

do you think ppl with PA’s sound like jingling keys when they frot

sorry it's rushed, and i'm sorry if i couldn't include all of the people that mean so much to be. i tried to include as many as i could fit. i'm in a better place than i ever have been in my life and i have everyone around me to thank for giving me a reason to tough it out. [ #vent ]

They say Hoagieman is haunted.... [ @furrydelphia.org #hoagiefest #funny #video ]

*throwing up Blood* sorry my physical therapist recommended this for my hand exercises

REST IN PISS, ICE CUP

Fresh out the oven!!! It's birthday raffle time baby!! RULES: -follow me -tag someone -reskoop/reskeet/repost this post IT'S THAT EASY!! Winner gets a Full body shaded NSFW creative liberty piece FOR FREE! oooo you want this So bad.... ENDS july 31st ;) [ #raffle #furry #furryart #opencomms ]

Fresh out the oven!!! It's birthday raffle time baby!! RULES: -follow me -tag someone -reskoop/reskeet/repost this post IT'S THAT EASY!! Winner gets a Full body shaded SFW creative liberty piece FOR FREE! oooo you want this So bad.... ENDS july 31st ;) [ #raffle #furry #furryart #opencomms ]

imagining us dinking and clinking our knives together rn #balisong

📈 we want to make sure we can reach as many cool animal people as possible 👕 you want cool FD merch and privileges ♻️ if we hit 1500 followers within one week of furrydelphia (by August 14th) i will give a free ultrasponsor membership to the con to one random person who reposted this message.

some cool folks are runnin an online balisong competition over on insta, figure id post my entry here too :3 #balisong #skilltoy

whenever i watch youtube videos about world of warcraft classic at work i get ads for hair loss treatments

i do!!! i do wanna flip knives in a circle!!! i do!!

lake erie is just a regular lake to someone sick and twisted like myself

guys it’s 6/21. like the furry porn site wouldn’t it be crazy if this date was cemented into history for some fucked up reason

mass suicide as a team building exercise

made a lil edit with the prototype nautilus live blade :3 #balisong

jewelry duty

“cuddling a twink is like sleeping with a tv remote”

playing scrabble on twink’s tushy

i put that twink in a situation and said “gimme that tushy”

hanging myself with shibari rope

this ts pmo me off

bust down, thottianx

sugar free pixie sticks

does anyone sell wall mounts for fursuit heads that look like big wooden boards you’d hang a stuffed deer head on