Allow me to sprinkle out most delicate spice, “Ashes of a Bong,” onto your lovely meal, if I could be so honored

He should try and generate someone who gives a shit

Okay and ngl but I’ve been really charmed by Gunkan Suship Shari’s flavor text

Like this

Gunkan Suship Chuuni-Class Super-Dreadnaught

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Please help out a Pakistani trans woman if you're able <3

Alright @mbtyugioh.bsky.social I’ll start playing YuGiOh again, you got me

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

I do not want to hustle. I do not want to grind. I want to eat snacks and draw my ocs and fuck t4t style

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring your femme goths inside.

I love trans women so much

*bites u until u fall in love with me*

#FF7R #Aerti #エアティ ティファは、だいじょうぶ

First time doing a holiday meal c:

【ＳＵＭＭＯＮＥＤ】

a knight girl is kind of like a lobster in the way that you have to tear open her armor to consume her soft fleshy insides

yea... #yuri

When you have a base, everything looks like a ball

yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass

right. its time to put your bunny where your mouth is.

Teeth inspection 🦷🧛‍♀️💦

in times like these, just remember: you gotta spend bunny to make bunny

i love occasionally having mutuals who play mahjong because i'll see this image get reposted and know exactly what happened

hello everyone, another friend's fundraiser needs help by the end of this month. there are giant holes in their ceiling and they're behind on bills, so they're at risk of eviction. please share and donate if you're able to. thank you so much their ko-fi link: ko-fi.com/glorpalorp1/...

dude if youre so concerned about your male loneliness just become a woman

playing this game, EVEN FOR FREE, is supporting JK

One of my favorite things to do is find a character in an anime and just consistently get their name wrong. As if it’s my fault that “Bong Usage” from Gaciakuta isn’t a funny name

Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!

IF YOU LIKE PENIS PIRANHAS AND LETTING FISH GIVE YOU BRAIN

I really like how much respect the writers of Z-A give Corbeau (none)

I’m gonna take so many tongue out selfies now tho, I’m gonna be so annoying

Ow my tongue (eating a sandwich)

hi everyone. i woke up yesterday to find out that a dear friend’s house had caught fire. anastasia is a kind, giving person and member of our community, and it would mean the world to me if we could give back. every bit helps, please share. thank you. chuffed.org/project/1613...

Got my tongue pierced c:

Touched this one up ONE MORE TIME. ... Watch Bsky just EAT THE QUALITY.

the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion

I’m actually the bearer of all curses. Yeah they just kind of find me- yeah we’re just chillin. I’m throwing Cheerios at the Curse of Ra’s head

I need to play Kingdom Hearts again 😩

They’re taking my tongue away today

Sanguine humors are the perfect humors for a children’s hospital

"The perfect manga page doesn't exi-"

umm,, is it normal to want to kiss your fellow warriors,,