I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

Yes, but let's be clear. Watergate was a middle school prank compared to the unprecedented corruption & constitutional crimes now happening Every Day. We left Watergate-level crimes 300 miles back on the interstate.

I realize this position will be disappointing and upsetting to many of you but I personally do not think we want a new civil war that will kill tens of millions of people. Please just hear me out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMya...

The most telling statistic I have ever hear is that poverty decreased during the pandemic heights because we were just doing direct payments. We basically had a national UBI pilot and ditched it because Biden wanted to restore status quo ante instead of leading a 21st century New Deal transformation

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

a matador's goal is to avoid physical contact

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours. hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...

When I was a kid, my dad would mute the TV whenever ads were on because he didn’t want to be influenced by them to ANY degree, even subliminally or in the background And as a content creator in 2025… I’m not gonna say I’d do the exact same thing, but I’m not gonna say I don’t get it, either

Reminder: THE INTERNET IS A PALANTIR. DO NOT BE DENETHOR.

I genuinely cannot emphasize this enough. Law enforcement manufacturing evidence and testilying isn't novel to the Trump administration. It's not even more common. They're just worse at it so they're more easily caught doing it.

The government is rounding people up and putting them into camps and nobody is talking about it as political violence Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

so christian not only stole his foster son jack perry's beloved dog, he turned it against him, used it as an attack dog, then killed and buried it in the desert in a shallow grave. which jack then tracked down, dug up and reanimated with forbidden mad science

I actually think it's off base for the descriptor of these angry young white men who think violence is cool and/or funny to be "non-political." They are making rape jokes and saying racist things and wanting to sow chaos. That's literally the Alex Jones, Steve Bannon playbook.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Yep, this is exactly what I'd have expected. Great article from Ken.

This video is absolutely incredible. I truly don't hate generative AI enough. Alanah nails this, and this all just illustrates that using AI is fundamentally a way to outsource your humanity. #5 is genuinely new to me and deeply ghoulish. Just, fuckin hell, why does anyone want this shit?

The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live. Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed

"It's gauche and uncivil to accurately describe me" is a core view of today's fascists

one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life

Had a great time talking to @parkermolloy.com about my work on the AI bubble www.readtpa.com/p/the-man-ca...

Get used to this:

So the Surface Slim Pen 2 is $99 and doesn't even come with the charger, which is like $40. Except Microsoft seems to be OUT of chargers, and the knock off on Amazon goes for another $99. Fuck you, Microsoft.

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I am fucking *floored*, the fucking audacity of landlords is endless!!! NEVER EVER EVER SIGN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!!!

#Swordtember Day 23 - Owl "After the commissioner of this sword was nearly killed by assassins, they wanted a blade that would warn of all threats..."

RIP CALLTIME, THE AGE OF STREAMING IS NOW

Tell Tony to fund a Hangman gardening game

Okay I'll tell a quick story. A million years ago, I used to write for Esquire's website. I wrote a nice thing about Jimmy Kimmel that was almost certainly illegible trash. He then followed me on Twitter and, ever the Weird Twitter purveyor, invited me to meet him after a show after a goofy tweet.

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh

Much of ai is a reflection of its training and meta is about to have one of the most racist and conspiratorial ai agents imaginable.

Going live for our first official campaign stream in an hour with @franifio.bsky.social and a very drugged-up Heater. Join on YouTube or Twitch!

The Bunny returns to professional wrestling! #MysteryWrestling18 Watch The Bunny’s return match RIGHT NOW on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

This is why I talk about the aristocracy being immortal and mutable. It's always in the human bloodstream. It wakes up every day trying to win, and we need to wake up every day trying to destroy it. There is no finish line.

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Rather than permitting the Trump administration to frighten us out of resisting, we must understand this broad, vague, and performative executive order as an effort to intimidate. It should catalyze us into urgent organizing, not paralyze us. Only collective action can keep us safe and free.

If you're a cis person who wants to be kind to your trans and nonbinary friends right now, please do not forward us links to stories about trans people being abused, having their rights taken away, or living in fear. We already know. A friendly "hey I hope you're OK" is much more helpful. 💖

If you actually meet anyone who buys this, do not get into an argument, just say "You really are a massive fucking mark aren't you?" and walk away.

150 years of germ theory vs. it’s too much liquid

To June Jordan, Toni Morrison said, “You know there's always been a fascist strain, here: It's not even political in the sense of this party or that. It's like a virus that can attach itself to Democrats or Republicans… And we know it's around. We can tell because black people are the nexus.”

when the left-wing grift runs out, you have to resort to either telling the truth and probably getting a real job or continuing the grift and shifting to the right. guess which one everyone always picks.

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Today, the president of the United States of America said that the country's current pediatric vaccine schedule was "too much liquid... going into that baby" and then issued a decree announcing that anti-fascism is terrorism

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boy howdy this most recent version of the Pfizer COVID vaccine hits like a truck. had to take a half day. glad i did it but goddamn, be prepared for a ride.