Half assed, a lair's visage shat, whose stare, And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command, Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing, Intent that formed them & the greed that fed. And on the pedestal, these words appear: MADE IN CHINA

Alexei "Red Guardian" Shostokov and Minsk teaming up to do one of Solid Snake's mission: BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX

Putting this out there in the hopes that you'll reshare. This fellow here is running to unseat Mike Johnson, and that's a goal we can all get behind

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

Today is Friday in California!

"We go live to Fox News"

It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government

So, who gets to keep Joe Rogan in the divorce?

Musk and Trump are a great example of why men are too emotional to lead.

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

The only Samoan named Joe I will ever acknowledge going forward

Relevant: Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender — theonion.com/nation-could...

Good Lord, we're being governed by Pakleds. "We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"

This means I now have negative 4 security clearances

The World Cup in 2026 should definitely be taken away from the US. ⚽️🏆 America is clearly not safe to travel to. 🇺🇸 ❌ Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that won… so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here. 🇲🇽 🇨🇦 v 🇺🇸 Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.

🎼🎵🎶 I'm cabling away... Something something something virgin sea...🎵 I'm a knitter, not a songwriter

I do enjoy an interesting pattern

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I'm glad to have one senator who'll fight. @cantwell.senate.gov, where are you?

This is the Black American Heritage Flag, which represents me in ways old glory could never. No emoji for this, so sharing it here. Here's to our resilience.

Yay for finding an interesting pattern!

ICE cold! 🤣🤣🤣

Every day has become an “O’Brien must suffer” episode And we are ALL Chief O’Brien in this metaphor

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Homie didn't even last one Scaramucci 🤣🤣🤣

Good morning, hugs to all! #Biology #insects #Arthropods #Funny #hugsforeveryone

Be like Bishop Budde

Laughter helps with resilience, so take a break and share memes. The more non-sequitur, the better.

They will go after Wikipedia. They will go after libraries. They will go after school boards and public extracurricular activities that are anything but sports. They will go after archives. Because knowledge, education, culture, and progressives are all the enemy. Thinking is the enemy.

Share far and wide! Protect your neighbors!

This is just sickening, and I don't have a weak stomach. And I have to say: this only further justifies my suspicion of cishet men who loudly self-identify as feminists. Especially soi-disant male feminists who've hired Johnny Depp's PR firm.

This and their AI bullshit are why I'm weaning myself off of Meta platforms.

#WWERaw 🤼

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy theonion.com/fda-recommen...

her: can you take out the trash? me: but, baby it’s cold outside her: it’s overflowing me: but, baby it’s cold outside her: can you fucking stop doing that? jesus, just grow up me: been hoping that you’d drop in her: i’m leaving you me: I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like—*door slams*

Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.

This Thanksgiving, folks in establishment are telling us to reach out , understand, and empathize with Trump voters. Nah. I have other thoughts. Let me know if you agree. thelefthook.substack.com/p/when-will-...