comparing her man’s dick to a redwood tree means that this is now the 2nd most embarassing piece of redwood-related media this year

gay guys with 9k followers on a private Instagram account are infrastructure kinda

Being in tech and having a single modicum of critical thinking is just screaming "this isn't what LLMs are designed for" over and over as people shove a bunch of word predictors into critical decision making processes because some glorified used car salesmen told them it would fix all their problems

We keep seeing these articles suggesting privacy is dead and we can all be tracked by all sort of apparatuses. We did the maths earlier this year in an article in Nature Communications, and none of this holds.

just had to do For The Gays BY MYSELF at Showtunes. i’ve never felt more abandoned by the gay community.

being lulled to sleep by the gentle sound of Liza Minnelli’s Copacabana cover while a gay guy sighs and says “she sounds delightful”

my gay-ass boyfriend is crying over the gay-ass wicked: for good trailer 🙄🙄🙄

“do you think diana goodman would be a swiftie” @pcxd13.bsky.social

i got my hands on a laminator and started acting up

that’s ok, Eileen ❤️

Tim Walz made calling republicans weird more popular. even though some dems over did it, it worked! and they’re weirded than ever. bring it back bsky.app/profile/juli...

wearing kink gear to a show about the holocaust is….

going to Brooklyn twice in one weekend and being soooo brave about it

things you should post about (in order of importance): 1. Hating being in law school 2. Studying for law school 3. Music festival 4. Your friends in law school … 38. Birth of your first child (?)

Editor creates an AI executive who is "an expert at building and scaling digital media companies." Decides within minutes that the AI is "one of the most knowledgeable and energetic colleagues" he's ever had. Asks the AI to create a headshot of itself. It does. He sexually harasses it immediately.

The next pope should be Italian. That’s why this conclave, I’m voting for Tralalero Tralala and you should too.

this is what it feels like to listen to the podcasts that my boyfriend sends me

there’s this guy who’s really trying to get me to block him on every single social media site and he’s doing an amazing job of it

hoppy easter everyone

imposter syndrome is actually TOTALLY real because i’m the one saying that you shouldn’t be here.

This is horrifying and should, in any reasonable world, lead to immediate impeachment. On a hot mic, before the media arrived, starting around 7:15 on the time index, Trump tells Bukele he is going to start sending "homegrown criminals" to El Salvadoran gulags. This is fascism.

responding “wow….coward” to everyone who RSVPs “maybe” to my party invitation for 1:30 PM on a Wednesday

I traded in my gaydar for lemfreakar and I don’t regret it even a little bit.

watching pre-movie previews and realizing that i think that every movie that isn’t a fun lighthearted comedy starring Tina Fey is a waste of resources

oomf just admitted to jerking off during broadway’s merrily we roll along

i should be allowed to blowdart people with absolutely heroic doses of tranquilizer if they’re being too neurotic around me.

HUGE day for me

Genuinely no heterosexual explanation for any of this

best part about being a gay guy with an email job is that when i go for my middle-of-the-day runs i see like 8 gay guy oomfs doing the same thing

bro what are you doing? we’re gonna meet up at the Roku City Home Depot later if you wanna come through

me when i’m in a band with a bunch of muppets and i need a new drummer

i know that yall are dumb as hell and can’t govern for shit but are you for real right now?

if Sondheim were writing today he wouldn’t have the follies to write about so maybe all of his female characters would be wishing to be TikTok stars? anyway whatever!!!!

no offense but adults who drink frappuccinos don’t have souls i think

I will mortgage my house to support the first politician who promised to rain hellfire on white collar crime the way we do on weed dealers and undocumented workers.

Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.

Empathy is killing western civilization. It is a sign of cultural rot. Unless it is empathy for me, the richest man in the world, losing money

another thing that James Kennedy and I have in common is that both of us were deeply scared of an episode of Wishbone as children

i just took a NAP in the SUN in a PARK and my brain chemistry is perfect now and nothing will ever go wrong for me ever again i’m sure

in the blasted chicago blue line sun it is a bitch to outlive your own context

this guy’s distinguishing quality is his boundless contempt for anyone who voices the slightest disagreement with him. you can see in his voice and mannerisms that he thinks he’s better than everyone around him. (which to my mind is just compensation for his palpable self-loathing)

ok basically what i’m realizing is i have beef with the creative direction of the MTA

i wanna start writing shitty poetry so it ends up on MTA ads

niche post for my NYC people but that fucking twirl pie recipe that’s all over the MTA is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen and if someone showed up to a party with that in hand I’d make them leave

idina menzel’s durag