As an editor, if you suggest to me a headline for this story that does not have the word "poop" in it, I am telling you to try again

Dark Ryan Day re-emerges. Sayin adds another TD with 5 min left to make it 34-0 Buckeyes.

Julian Sayin is the best quarterback in the country and it honestly rules that no one cares

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

🗣️TURN THAT SHIT UP

Watching the Buckeyes.

Brewers hitters logged 15 total bases against Dodgers starting pitching in the series (28.2 IP). Dodgers starting pitchers logged 12 total bases against the Brewers in the series (3 AB - all Ohtani HRs).

I will be the Sports Bar Czar. This has gone on long enough.

this is one of those situations where people could take a lot of their ideas from Sports Twitter. When OpenAI collapses I better see Altman's replies filled with links to job applications at T-Mobile stores like he's a Browns QB who just threw three picks

BUTTCEPTION for the win in the Battle of I-75! #BGSU #AyZiggyZoomba

Weirdly at peace with it. Tigers just weren’t quite good enough in this series. Saw some bright spots in the postseason after the September collapse though. Melton is real. Carp is a big game player. I really don’t think they’re far off.

BALL DON'T LIE

That’s an insane call

Eat em up Tigers

Will Vest. The Best!!

No one should have to live and die with the Tigers bullpen like this

Will Vest the Best!

New meme format

Naylor is lucky as hell this is a playoff game or he’d probably have already wore one and have another coming.

Yankee Stadium is the only park in baseball where you can say “there’s a big orange dipshit sitting behind the plate,” and the response is, “which one?”

Respect

Sports are dumb

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

The people and football team of Indianapolis this weekend:

As bad as I expected. #Tigers #Mariners

Ernie Harwell and some wretched Tigers teams were my bedtime story growing up. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Never a doubt. Eat Em Up.

Tigers take Game 1 of ALDS over Mariners, 3-2 in 11 innings. They'll send Tarik Skubal to the mound Sunday night with a chance to end their two-week, four-city (if you count Cleveland twice) road trip with a commanding series lead.

Good strike call. Great zone.

Will Vest the Best!

This is the worst strike zone I’ve seen in years

Kerry Carpenter is now 5-for-11 for his career against George Kirby. All five hits have been home runs, as have four of his nine career hits at T-Mobile Park. 2-1 Tigers.

21.

Guardians fans being unable to make fun of Tigers fans for that divisional collapse is one of the really brutal monkey's paw curls to ever happen

Will Vest the Best! On to Seattle! 🐅🐅🐅

A fantastic announcer and legitimately great guy. Tom left tickets for my late grandparents for years after meeting them during spring training in Winter Haven.

Will Vest the best!!! Tigers win!

#TTBDNS 😩

Call Brian Kelly the 2018 USMNT the way he hates to see Trinidad on the schedule

Sometimes you have to look back to move forward

Michigan fans aside, who gains anything from this dumbass being on tv every Saturday?

Ride a bike till your legs fall off

What a stupid sport. Why would anyone watch this shit for six months a year for the past 40 years?

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

followed it up with a frozen rope to kevin byard in the end zone. receiver only kind of nearby. perfect football player

joe milton just threw the hardest out route i’ve ever seen in my life. i don’t know how the receiver is still alive