I think the act of portraying a fresh out of the womb new born baby as a baby covered in fucking grape jelly is the funniest thing, anyway give me some movies where there’s some babies covered in jelly I’m making a list

Happy birthday to me and Joe Biden

all you September babies are just the result of a Christmas present lol

Sand…

Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart

Anyone else’s dog smell fucking freezer burnt or is it just mine?

Just another dream where I’m running for my life to get in an air china flight lol

they fired the guy in charge of the 2004 Bush campaign for saying what everyone is thinking

Yall think anyone on the Jeremy Renner app talked about him playing Dahmer in earnest?

@rickyftw.bsky.social @eliotetc.bsky.social

it was asbestos times it was asworstos times

Anyway I feel like I’ve always been ahead on shit by like 2 years so idk in 2 years see AI be just another gimmick.

I think the whole “AI will be profitable if we invent nuclear fission” idea is so stupid. Like girl if the only way that a product can make money is by inventing a new type of power maybe we just call it quits.

Important data for all

My sister is having a second wedding (don’t ask) and made the theme be lemons and now my mom has been calling it her ‘lemon party’ and idk if anyone has the heart to tell her…

Keep on having these nightmares of scrambling to get on an international flight after waking up late, not packing and having my ride cancel on me. I literally just woke screaming yall like it’s air china it ain’t that deep lol

I will get on my soap box and scream that if you like analog horror you should watch “WNUF Halloween Special” it’s very good youtu.be/u5iCF2Ltjlk?...

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Fellas… the boy and I have seen the first ‘DEI will kill this game’ schizo comment on the game he’s been working on lol

Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump

philip minion

inshallah those boys will score

SEE YOU IN HELL BROTHER,

Trisha Paytas just named her son fucking Aquaman and I’m going to throw myself out a fucking window now bye

This really do be my life rn tho

The worst people are sometimes the funniest 😔

thinking about her again

The more I interact with people and their dogs the more I’ve come to realize that people don’t train them

There’s something so beautiful about about being pissed off at work then saying fuck it and having some ice cream at 11am just because

Always good to remember.

Idk how to break it to conservatives but Superman was originally made by a Jewish man and an immigrant…

Yall really sleeping on old music because this song is so fucking funny open.spotify.com/track/76V1Te...

I need to like learn how to communicate my feelings and needs because I’m a fucking dumb ass hell and don’t know how to tell people hey I don’t like that

girl full offense but if you are seeing anyone's genitals in the bathroom at any point you have fucked up. i've spent 30 years using women's restrooms and i have never in my life seen anyone's junk except my own

You may not like it but this is the best economic system we can come up with

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these two basically have the same career running their own modern Der Sturmer and one went to a top law school and the other is a sub-literate college dropout. truly the conservative intelligencia.

Listen having a big back is a price I’m willing to pay for eating 5 cheddar bay biscuit in the comfort of my own home

queen alert

Screw video games, I want to work on those imax movie they show at the science center with 3d dinosaurs and space and shit

Autistic people have single handedly funded the Jurassic park franchise for the past 30 years

been in this damn shader meeting for 2 hours

Nm I got the boyfriend to do it crisis adverted

Ok google I want to train a dog to bring me toilet paper when I need it; how does one go about doing that

It truly is the one you least expect :'(

Today let’s remember what fireworks actually represent: the glorious ingenuity of the people of China, who have been killin’ it for thousands of years. Way to go guys. 🇨🇳

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,