I know practically nothing about this show.

Bex: How does your mother get so good at poker while being completely oblivious to everything else around her? Hex: Have you ever met a PHD?

Fuck off, Lingvano.

"I admit I am susceptible to peer pressure. Fortunately, I don't consider any of you to be my peers." ~me to my coworkers.

Just watched Last Christmas (2019), and it might be my favorite Christmas movie? It's not something I want to show to anyone in my family, which is a huge plus.

I need a keyboard solution. Some of the key caps on my keyboard have broken off. I am currently pressing on nothing to press Esc and Alt. I would like to fix my keyboard such that I do not run into this problem again rather than just getting a new keyboard that will have this problem soon.

Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.

It is estimated that 75% of all silent films and half of all films with sound made before 1950 have been lost forever

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

Puns are bad: the lowest form of humor.

One, two guardsmen stand before you (that's what I said now). Guardsmen, guardsmen will implore you (to go ahead now). One speaks truth within his talking (he seems well read now). This one is lying when he's squawking (they're in your head now).

If I already have an insatiable list for pickles, do I just die of want if I go on HRT?

Pokemon Red and Blue ad (1998) #retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

Pants

I know I've complained about this on here before, but it bears repeating: why does my car have 4 vaganias?

U play Modern? I play Post-Modern. Last finals, an Azorius player stripped naked. Rakdos player called a judge cause she didn't want to see her opponent's scars. The judge said they wouldn't allow it, but didn't stop anyone. I don't remember how it ended but it was supposed to teach human nature.

oh hey, Canadians, here's a petition you might want to sign (i've gone pretty much exclusively to petitions on ourcommons. I suspect the others aren't much more than mailing list nets.) I like to call this one, "don't tell me what to buy, Mastercard" www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Quality Rep: Hey! Me: (Immediately on high alert) What's wrong? What's happening? Quality: Does something need to be wrong for me to say "Hi"? Me: Yes, usually.

All you can eat sushi! Will it be worth the cost? Probably not!

Meta-mucinex: because nothing should come between your nose and your colon.

You know, I hear this flick isn't great, but I'll be damned if they didn't nail the look.

Practicing more piano and finding that the piano solo in Take Your Mama by the Scissor Sisters is unhinged. Right as I get Bennie and the Jets down I get a solo that is twice as fast and also plays on top of the guitar solo. I'll get it soon, but right now my fingers are tripping over themselves.

My "I will not jump in your car" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.

Today, a coworker asked if I wore bow-ties. I told him I didn't because I don't know how to tie them. He was surprised because the everything about me indicated that I would wear bow-ties. He then offered me a wooden bow-tie. In other news, I am getting a wooden bow-tie.

I am playing in a Timespinner tournament! Go to twitch.tv/weffjebster to see me play with my partner Planeswater!

On my way out yesterday, a cicada flew in my front door and screamed.

ACAB. Especially Sting.

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

This is what Final Fantasy actually needs

Hey girl are you gluten? Because my mom is intolerant of you #makeweffskeet

Last show of our trip!

Maybe Happy Ending was #fine. It demonstrates a problem Broadway has in general where the female singers are usually noticeably better than the male singers, likely due to the larger pool they can pull from. Also our nosebleeds blocked the front of the stage so we missed some stuff.

John Proctor is the Villain was devastating. Not for something happier (maybe).

Tomorrow is my birthday. Continuing to pay down my divorce debt so I have the debt space to get FFS is the best gift I could get this year

I have made it to NYC safely.

Does anyone who's coming to GDQ own a PS1 memory card? I only brought PS2 ones by accident, and I need one for my run

They put me in charge of beverages, but I forgot this was a birthday party for a 3-year old. There’s about to be a lot of leftover beer.

Is catcalling a dog poor form? I wanted to yell from my car at my neighbor's white fluffball that they have a great pair of knees.

My computer was being replaced at work, so I have been on one on here.

I am a basic bitch, but I need to pick albums that don't have skips: Electric Lady The Suburbs OK Computer Rumours Dark Side of the Moon Give Up

This happened to a close friend of mine. Xie didn't heed the warnings, so zer pronouns now use different spellings. Tragic.

I have a Lucid Air and I really don't like it despite it being a Luxury Car (TM). Almost all of my complaints are nitpicks, so I'll start with the positive note that the range of around 420 miles is twice our other EV. If you need to TRAVEL, you might not care about these problems. 1/8

I've had a productive beginning of my day. I woke up before my alarm, trusted a fart, and suddenly had all the energy to shower, shave, and get dressed.

Totally normal behaviour

My jaw is worn out because today's stim has been trying to perfect the tone and pitch of my tongue-clicking imitation of a dog clicker

You coulda had a bad bitch Non-committal Instead you got a Smeagol With a riddle

Starting each lesson with a hypnotic induction and telling them that they're good at math and don't need to be nervous about it Giving a dog-clicker click every time we finish working through an exercise Always referring to the Central Limit Theorem as CLT (pronounced "clit")