Woman on this airplane googling “How To Turn Off Airplane Mode”

a dark day for ska

Today I learned that Ray Wise is on a soap opera. I googled it thinking it was a joke gig but he has been playing this character for a decade. Working actors fucking rule.

I got a "happy birthday" email from the dealership where I bought a car in 2017

The world is being created by the writers of 30 Rock

Toontown is in danger y’all

I want to hang this over my bar

Rudy Giuliani testified via Zoom and this courtroom sketch belongs in a museum

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

OK now its officially Christmas

*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*

Has science gone too far?

shit is getting wild out there in ohio

Live your life in such a way that if you are murdered in broad daylight, complete strangers don’t say “yeah well that makes sense”

I did not leave because of the man running the website, I left because he is running it poorly

Take three minutes out of your Sunday to watch the greatest fight scene ever put on film

Wicker Park, Chicago

Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.

Turkey is for dorks. Cool kids roast a duck for Thanksgiving

[Yoda voice] We are flies in the vaseline

On this day in 1988, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" debuted on KTMA-TV in Minneapolis. MST3K's first eppy covered "Invaders from the Deep."

So many forgotten mid-90s Christian rock bands, but this is one of the only albums I still listen to

Trump Appoints President Shinra to Lead Department of Energy hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

It is honestly pretty weird that the FBI was so concerned with the duplication of VHS movies

Good morning. This rules.

Come on in, the water's fine

Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.

This is Jack Pumpkinhead and if you do not understand that reference then you have terrors that await you.

"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

I guess I just always assumed it was a crime to be SOBER at Dulles

Putting two different people in charge of the Department of Government Efficiency is just perfect. No notes.

I think the worst part about this feeling is that it is a familiar one. The only difference is that this time I actually know what to expect.

I am 45 years old and I think that I finally TRULY understand the phrase "history repeats itself"

"You boy, what day is this??"

I had never heard of Nancy Mace before yesterday but over the last 48 hours she has been all over my socials saying and doing incredibly dumb shit. It seems like the gentlelady from South Carolina has a new PR team.

I just started watching Miracle Workers and I imagine that the vibe between God and Sanjay is exactly the vibe between Musk and Yaccarino

*composes email* *proofreads* *hovers mouse over send button* *proofreads again* *is about to send* *proofreads a third time* *gets glass of water* *proofreads once more* *finally sends email* *re-reads email just for good measure* OH NO I SAID HITLER INSTEAD OF HELLO

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: This seems fishy to me