Ali Garfinkel
@aligarchy.bsky.social
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tv/film/game writer 📍 LA | NY
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so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right llama ringing a little bell
almost 3 years ago
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Kina Lee
about 2 months ago
Hey look, this isn't going to be a dead account anymore! If you've randomly come across this post just know I'm gonna art so hard now. Here's a current WIP of some traditional art.
#wip
#art
#traditionalart
#digitalart
#buyintoart
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give me the nobel peace prize or i too will bomb iran
about 2 months ago
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so we're just gonna let a man named Klaus in american airspace
4 months ago
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and for my nighttime sweet treat: 2 berry tums
5 months ago
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incredible how one small shart can create a lifetime of trauma
5 months ago
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must be the microplastics in my brain that are making me so snacky
6 months ago
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*taking a handful of candy from every trick-or-treater who comes to my door* tariffs
6 months ago
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why is every sour candy maker such a pussy
6 months ago
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centuries and centuries of human development simply to end up exactly how we've always been
7 months ago
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the germans don't do bloopers, they do krauttakes
8 months ago
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Sarah
over 1 year ago
The Facebook people are here now (derogatory)
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a burger king commercial came on and in it were two older people wearing those paper crowns and without looking away from the screen my mom just goes "if you ever see me wearing a burger king crown i want you to shoot me on the spot. don't even let me explain."
8 months ago
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"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something
9 months ago
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hey did you know that if you knock down a wasp's nest it may be filled with spiders? did you know that? because i didn't know that. i didn't know that until it hit the ground and exploded on my bare feet
9 months ago
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left one of my knees unshaven so i could have something to pet
10 months ago
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[the devil, as kristi noem's fingertips slip through his grasp]: some day, my love
10 months ago
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11 months ago
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slop enjoyer
11 months ago
did we really need to invent gogurt? is regular yogurt not already portable enough?
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condensation is so pathetic like WHAT are u crying about u are a GLASS
11 months ago
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wow,,,,, beautiful
11 months ago
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turned 37 today which, in los angeles, qualifies me for a senior discount
11 months ago
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every painting from the 1800s is like ok girl get them titties out
11 months ago
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when i say i’m enjoying a tv series and the person i’m talking to is like ‘you should read the books next’ it’s like sorry i’m watching 18 hours of television a day when would i possibly have time for a book
11 months ago
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slop enjoyer
11 months ago
sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel
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happy mother's day to the woman who will still swaddle me upon request
11 months ago
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look when it comes to sailor moon personally i would not be jazzed if my life were in danger and a masked tuxedo man in a cape and top hat showed up throwing flowers and reciting poetry
12 months ago
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as kids my sister & i would annoy each other so badly in the car & it'd piss my mom off. she'd go 'GIRLS ENOUGH! Hands in your laps & look out your windows' & we'd be like jeez whats her deal. & now that i think about it it was prob bc our idea of 'joking around' was unbuckling each others seatbelts
12 months ago
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sometimes art just speaks to you
12 months ago
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my bf [lying to his friends about why my arm is in a sling]: uhh she's fine she just fell-- me [being brave]: i was trying to rip a peach along its butt crease with my bare hands and banged my elbow against the desk so hard it made me cry
12 months ago
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inside me are two prebiotic sodas, locked in a battle for my gut health. they will both kill me
about 1 year ago
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this tomato has someone else's fingerprint pressed into it and i know it's someone else's because i put MY fingerprint against it and it didn't unlock
about 1 year ago
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ME: where's that show STREAMING PLATFORM: ? ME: the show i've been bingeing for days? SP: ?? ME: the show i've spent the last 40 hours watching SP: ??? ME: i just want to resume watching that show SP: UGH omg then go type it in the search letter by letter with your remote what am i your mommy
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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GOD: heaven or ghost? ME: gee idk do i wanna float around in ur lame cloud or do i wanna spend eternity scaring people in their bathrooms
about 1 year ago
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my dad saw a minivan and called it a 'catholic sports car'
about 1 year ago
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was smearing lambs' blood all over my door when one of my neighbors wished me a happy passover and i was like wait what
about 1 year ago
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How Stella Got Her Grooved Back (osteoporosis)
about 1 year ago
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another day, another pair of crumbled undies found in my pant leg after i've already left the house
about 1 year ago
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idk why it's so funny to me that pilates is just named after the dude who invented it: Joseph Pilates. it'd be like if the guy who came up with pickleball was named Brian Pickleball
about 1 year ago
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favorite pastimes include: 1. yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP out my window to anything that makes any bit of noise whatsoever end of list
about 1 year ago
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them, uninformed chud: wraps always fall apart when you put them down me, innovative genius: oh do they
about 1 year ago
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it's called an oedipal complex maybe you've freud of it
about 1 year ago
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wish the guy i used to like would text me already so he could see how not interested in him i am anymore
about 1 year ago
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"I know I am, but what are you?" - Socratease
about 1 year ago
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"Nobody gets in to see the System Administrator! Not nobody, not no how!" - The Wizard of OS
about 1 year ago
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the most attractive person i’ve ever seen in my life just saw me try to get out of the car with my seatbelt still on so if anyone needs me i’ll be dead in my tub
about 1 year ago
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i'm not being 'sassy' i just hate you
about 1 year ago
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brb, Japan
about 1 year ago
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"what are we gonna do" idk bro don't ask me i have a raincoat that's dry clean only
about 1 year ago
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CPAC? you mean the simposium
about 1 year ago
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