Sexx Laws, Hell Yes, Pay No Mind (Snoozer) Basically, if it’s a less-remembered single from the first half of his career, it’s probably very specifically My Jam™️

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (Honestly, pretty accurate)

Setting aside competition shows (Top Chef, Iron Chef) and food culture shows (Anthony Bourdain’s ouvre, etc), it’s gotta be Good Eats. Both for information value and entertainment value, it’s always been in my Q Zone

It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:

We won every precinct with a total of 62.05% of the vote! Thank you Ward 12, I look forward to representing and serving you for the next 4 years. A progressive vision for supporting everyday people and working families is what I will work to deliver with you. 🤍

🚨EARLY EXITS: all your enemies are voting in high percentages and will get their way over the next four years unless you show up to the polls and bring several friends.

Minneapolis and Saint Paul, go to the polls prepared tomorrow! All these races matter. Here’s @naomikritzer.bsky.social indexed election election guide. naomikritzer.com

Can’t believe the amount of illicit things I’ve found in my kids Halloween candy. Razor blades, fentanyl, mixed-use multi-family housing in an exclusively single family zone

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

Team Aurin is joining forces with our neighbors, Arya Cafè & Asian Duck Cafe, to run a food drive and Community Collection Hub for the Minnehaha Food Shelf. From Nov. 1st – 30th, you can drop off essentials for our neighbors at (Arya Cafè, 4603 Minnehaha Ave) daily from 7am–9pm!

Uncle 1: Former bigwig in a Chicago suburb public school district. Trained by an NC-style whole-hog BBQ pit master. Uncle 2: Pro jeweler. Lost his wife to cancer, remarried, divorced, moved down South

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

finally updated my all of mpls blog with the september 2025 finance report to include every donor this year. a lot more big contributions than the june report! i'll highlight some notable ones in a thread here - taylordahlin.com/f/who-is-fun...

Evergreen feeling for me, tbh

For the Sickos

elizabeth shaffer pledging support to the C suite

I hope @dewayneforminneapolis.com doesn't mind me retelling a story he told me when we first met last winter. I kept it to myself because he wasn’t telling it publicly but he mentioned it yesterday. It’s one of the things that’s leading me to rank him first. A hope-its-ok-and-I-get-right 🧵:

they covered jesus with a purple cloth for the forum to make it non secular because it’s in a church but it’s really just giving abu ghraib and i think it’s deeply unsettling

Won’t compromise: car tires, meat (trustworthy sources only with the gutted inspection services), LEGO (no knock-offs) Will compromise: shoes and socks (even “good” ones wear out quick for me)

@dunktankdoug.bsky.social and I are here at @trylon.org and we have no idea what to expect but I’m so excited to learn THE TRUTH

“This is the worst town in America” is something I say really regularly despite it being *checks notes* *squints* …a random pedestrian npc line from The Simpsons: Hit & Run video game

Right now, Minneapolis can choose a different story than the one people are telling about us – we can choose to believe in the power of us. Voting is open now until November 4. I hope you'll rank me first on your ballot because Minneapolis deserves better.

someone said on twitter you can't be an open republican and work in minneapolis politics but you actually can as long as it's on the elizabeth shaffer campaign. she featured the deputy chair of the MN GOP CD5 in her kickoff video! he doorknocked and campaigned for her! his name is mitch rossow!

We had our wedding here, and it holds such a special place in our hearts.

becka thompson predicted covid when doing math stuff with kids

This thread is simple reporting but the mere fact that Taylor is here and reporting on it qualifies as genuine journalistic excellence. This is a 5-hour exposé into how powerful property owners operate and all it took to make it public was the effort to actually fucking show up. Kudos.

IRL local politics 🧵. Went to a nice Linden Hills fundraiser for CTUL, the awesome immigrant-led workers-rights group. Attendees were what you’d expect: earnest, mostly white-haired DFLers happy to help. What was fascinating/distressing was how disconnected their politics were from the cause!

This was so clearly typed out in anger immediately after the KSTP segment aired like, an hour ago

Hey Minneapolis lefties, pay attention to Ward 5! Jeremiah’s seat is open and with no DFL endorsement, All of Minneapolis’ money holds a lot of power. Ward 5 has a great progressive candidate in @efornorth.bsky.social, but this race is going to be tough to win without that people power behind it.

Teacher mom mathematician artist Becka

jason's gofundme is 86% funded!! can you contribute or share it? they do so much for this community and they have for so long, let's make sure they don't have to worry about how they will pay rent etc after being out of work in the hospital for so long. thank you❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-ja...

just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

*Squints* Rilo Kiley’s gonna be up there somewhere

A high of 58 would fix me. Probably heal the nation, now that I'm thinking of it.

Share your favourite covers as a timeline cleanse? youtu.be/05LJj5QjGac?...

Just checked with the authorities and the said it’s actually OK to just sit inside in the AC today, 90 in September is nonsense.

In addition to the well deserved endorsement for @robin4mpls.bsky.social, Naomi has a great write up of the conservative PACs flooding Ward 2 and the rest of Minneapolis with landlord and Republican money.

Dessert mode ACTIVATE: Best pie: Banana Cream Best Ice Cream: New York-Style Vanilla Best Donut: Old-Fashioned Sour Cream Best Bar: Scotcheroo Best Cake: Tres Leches Best Other: Crème Brûlée

The Right Wants a Reichstag Fire   The military patrolling in the streets, an assassination, and a movement longing for escalation. America is teetering on the brink. Some thoughts from my new piece:

It is time for Pump and Munch to ascend

Pay attention to @naomikritzer.bsky.social’s order in the OP. Rank Bernstein #1, Brandt #2. Bernstein will need the help to overcome endorsed DFL candidate Bob Fine. Order matters because of how votes transfer in multi-member races (you elect 2 BoET commissioner).

A great write-up, but if anything, it’s *too easy* on Becka. The “nice young Ethnic woman” line sounds like the sort of weirdly racial platitude that would make you side-eye your well-intentioned suburban aunt, but in-context it’s actually part of her *truly bonkers* conspiracy theory that

Concerned that we are losing the necessary ratio. 15% of teachers/faculty should be irretrievably strange eccentrics. Every learning experience should have some element where in later life you can reflect with former classmates about how bizarre at least one (1) class per year was.

I love that people love Renfest. But by god this nails how I feel every time I go

The fine folks at Sociable Cider Werks (1500 Fillmore, just north of Broadway and east of Central) are hosting a blood drive today at 2:00pm in hopes it may help any of the kids and others shot today.

there is no system on earth more efficient than what the teens are doing at the mouth trap cheese curds stand

It's going to come down to doorknocking and turnout from the working class portions of the ward. If you have time, energy, and a desire for a more progessive Minneapolis leadership - Cashman needs you. Don't let conservatives like Shaffer define the next four years of council.

I was not expecting “I’m Afraid of Americans” but I’m so glad to see it. I mean, the song is practically half-Reznor’s anyway so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.

I love bluesy, Southern-y Sludge but somehow Clutch does nothing for me. I can’t say I hate or even dislike them, but pure indifference. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯