What better way to celebrate #StarWarsDay than buying a piece of Rebel Turkey merch to support Standish Ericsson neighbors?! givebutter.com/rebelturkey-...

If Cirie Fields chaired the DNC in 2024, Kamala would be president right now

Okay so when we bought tickets to Scotland in early February there was no info on needing an ETA, but now we are at the airport about to fly and they say we need an ETA to enter the UK as of three weeks ago. Why the fuck is this not more advertised????

Minneapolis is elf-coded and Saint Paul is hobbit-coded and nowhere is more Shire In The City than this intersection

Tbh when conservatives cite Animal Farm as a reason they’re against “radical leftist policies”, I wonder if they know Orwell identified as a Democratic Socialist

Oh hey, they let me back into BlueSky!

Both multiple trip agents and transit police are on the blue line going south as of the midtown stop. Haven’t seen that before. 5:26pm on 12/9

It’s really sweet to hear two teenagers trying the blue line for the first time whose conversation is literally just all the reasons transit is easier to take, especially during a snow storm. Very sweet and makes me hopeful for the future.

We deserve better

Hubert Humphrey would be played by Bradley Whitford if he had a biopic.

In 2021, someone pointed out to me that not trusting someone cause they “just got here” is just another way of saying “I don’t trust renters”.

Im ending my 30th birthday by finding my first gray hair. God bless this mess 🙏

Yes, Kristi Noem is in the Twin Cities at Fort Snelling giving a speech regarding ICE today. This is public knowledge. We do not know at this time what that means or the specifics of why she is here. Please do not for the love of god share vague information about this right now.

Keep an eye out!!!

If minions could door knock, we could secure the overly online boomers in a heartbeat

What if instead of banning all these things that supposedly cause autism, we start banning plants that cause seasonal allergies? If it ain’t environmentally sustainable, get it outta here!

I have a lot of pun Halloween costumes I’m not doing, so here’s a list for yall to use. It will continue in the comments. First, wear a fake muscle tee and have a scooter on your back— Scooter Braun.

If anyone ever questions if I love my sister, know that I drove out to Shakopee to hang out with her. I went to the suburbs for her. That’s love.

Minnesota mentioned.

Hope to see y’all at this house party next week! www.mobilize.us/dewayneformi...

Go support my favorite venue in Minneapolis ❤️

Great time to support a candidate who lives where they are running 🥰

What are people hearing for side effects for Covid/flu vaccines this year? How statistically likely is it to kick my ass? Where can I reliably learn more info now that the CDC is overseen by a certified clown?

A student from my old school is missing. Please do what you can to spread the word and help find Ana.

Seems like doctors go to med school to learn two diseases: anxious and fat

At Rilo Kiley. Have run into 3 coworkers, someone I was in a bridal party with, a kindergarten friend I recently reconnected with, and about 14 different people that look like my therapist, who is on the loose here somewhere! Glad we all enjoy this band.

A drag queen dressed up as a pig just shoved bacon in my mouth then reenacted a Wendy’s commercial. Happy Thursday!

I am so sick of the “we used to be great, now look at us” way people talk about Minneapolis and Minnesota. You know what happened? 2020 happened. No one and nothing is the same, so why do we keep acting like it’s possible to go back to a different time?

Which one of you sickos bought out all the Parmesan, Romano, and Asiago from the Seward friendship store?!

Just remembered the Kamala HQ pump up calls featuring Chrissy Teigen and Jessica Alba

Karaoke at Chatterbox is the best because it is so DIY that there are no standards or rules or expectations it’s just pure chaos. You go from Elton John to Cabaret to Cat Power and that’s beautiful. It’s been such a hard week and karaoke is so cathartic.

Bumping this again with a reminder that you should be donating to and volunteering for the candidates with the most special interests attacking them, and that means @katiecashman.bsky.social @efornorth.bsky.social @robin4mpls.bsky.social So get those wallets out and get on the doors!

Downtown is dead? Then how come some teenager in a shirt that says “virginity rocks!” in the Pokémon font is begrudgingly hanging out with his mom at Star Bar happy hour?

I’m Molly— I’m fat and chronically ill. While I’ve never had an issue with being fat, the world has wanted me to hate myself. But I refuse. givebutter.com/DDG/fat-furi...

if you have the means, please consider donating to the minnesota indian women's resource center, they have been doing a significant and heavy lift for helping the unhoused, and they are facing severe funding challenges now under trump - www.miwrc.org

Never thought I’d hear Hank Hill get mad about bike lanes

She was last seen wearing a tan Rugrat shirt, blue jeans, and red and black shoes, according to the MPD.

A Shakespearean cat rescue called Purrdida

Hot take: every time you laugh at a post or meme about the chaos that is Minneapolis politics, you should make a donation to the serious candidates and elected officials dedicating their lives to improving our City. The internet is fun, but remember that the clowns win if we don’t do something.

We are gonna have so much fun

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Is Mike Wazowski a mammal, reptile, or other?

When returned to my campaign with a new vision for this race, I knew I needed to spend time reflecting on what we need to build the city we deserve. After working with my team to dream, I’m so excited to be able to re-share my policy priorities with you. www.dewayneforminneapolis.com/priorities

At dinner the other night, my mother was talking about how important it is to support local journalism right now, and how she missed City Pages. I was so excited to tell her about @racketmn.com. Now she’s texting me about their Goldy Gopher gay wedding article.

Cabaret at The Guthrie messed me up. It was so incredibly and beautifully done, and it’s haunting me hours later. I hate how relevant it feels right now.

Does Roku City have a Strong Mayor system?

This music video is such a mood right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk-...

That's right.

I want this