Probably shouldn't have let a handful of weird business perverts unwind the cultural miracle of American research universities

“In fairness that’s barely keeping up with inflation.” This is all madness.

I've long wondered about that.

This isn’t even banana republic dictator behavior. We’re on the other side of the mall, by the food court. This is Hot Dog on a Stick dictatorship behavior.

Actually everyone in Texas is about to be vegan

Tells you everything..... #UnitedStatesofZi0n #EpsteinFiles #ThiefTrump #WeSeeYouP4edo #DonnyDump 💩

Swears a lot due to a very limited vocabulary.

I will never ever understand.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Happy 87th birthday to Ian McKellen, who has always understood the assignment.

Love it: the night after he was kicked off of CBS for good, Stephen Colbert hosted a public access show in southeast Michigan.

A democracy is being dismantled before our eyes and only cartoonists, comedians, and independent journalists are covering it. threads.com/@jeffkoterba

Just a friendly reminder to FDT!

Nixon: "I am not a crook." Trump: "I am a crook. So what."

🔥 @repcohen.bsky.social : “Don’t tell me, John Roberts, The Supreme Court is not political. It is an arm of the White House. 🇺🇸 is being destroyed from within 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.” #Memphis #JimCrow #RacistRedistricting

New neighbors #Cat #Caturday

Does MAGA have red armband merch?

"I'm being very generous allowing domestic terrorists to steal only $2 billion dollars from you because otherwise I was going to steal even MORE from you. You're welcome, taxpayers. Suckers!"

The good news is that the Clown King’s approval ratings are in the gutter, even with Republicans. Only some MAGA cultists remain optimistic.

Some days it feels like we’re in round 14,836 of a 12 round boxing match, but we’re still in it to win it.

I am actually going to tear my own face off and eat it

🚨 New concept art for NASA’s Moon Base 🌕

GOP in a nutshell... #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

I've been an impeachment 3.0 skeptic, but I think there's a fair argument here that the slush fund is so bad it's worth pulling that trigger for

Dictator talk. 70% of this country is waiting you out. You know where to find us.

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

"You have played for 2,621 hours. Would you recommend this game to other gamers?" "No."

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

It blows my mind that this country doesn’t celebrate Operation Warp Speed as something nearly as amazing as the moon landing. We did something that was previously impossible and yet we’ve collectively forgotten about it already.

For All Mankind really is that other timeline, ain’t it?

Cartoon by @smoothdunk2.bsky.social

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

Kestrels are pretty cool.

Incredible performance by David Byrne on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert! Dance, Stephen, Dance!

Another pretext for military action.

Hanging out with a few friends tonight.

Honestly, we need to start showing this again. In prime time. To adults.

Give him a hand, everybody!

Set his rocket’s navigation system for Tau Ceti, but don’t tell him until he’s up there.

It’s an illusion. If people don’t stop to appreciate what you’re doing, your work is no less valuable in absolute terms. They’re just missing out. And that’s okay. The whole universe works this way.

This is a perfect encapsulation of the state of the American worker.

"The new restaurant offers a high-end culinary experience complemented by the luxurious aesthetic of the Monopoly universe." Just thought you should know.

BREAKING: Former Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn & MPD Officer Hodges are suing to block the $1.8B “weaponization” slush fund.

I really feel this today.

Senator Jon Ossoff wins the Georgia Democratic primary for US Senate.

Not for nothin’, but I think @milesklee.bsky.social would appreciate that his timelessly amazing www.tumblr.com/hatethefuture now has intermingled Kalshi ads.

Can California be next, please, @governor.ca.gov

This one really enrages me. Most days I just try to keep a stiff upper lip and wait this regime out, but I’m so pissed off by this. The Republicans are allowing America to disintegrate right before our eyes. I blame them. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...