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What a long, stranger thing it's been

I love Selina Kyle’s apartment

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The Roanoke colonists will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Inanna, Queen of Heaven will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Amelia Earhart will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Jimmy Hoffa will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Arthur Pendragon will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Dread Persephone will return in Avengers: Doomsday

A reminder that while this is a comic book account, comic books are absolutely political because they ALWAYS have been.

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

Can anyone spare 20 bucks or so? I'm runnin on fumes with 2 weeks til payday and need to avoid overdraft from bills and stuff. Venmo @ Joli-SP PayPal @ JShempert Cashapp: $JoliShempert

wise words for us all ladies.

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

tactipaws look great with a manicure, just saying 💅💙✨~

No good Deedlit goes unpunished

a lord of the rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols

a lord of the rings cover band called Three Stoors Down

I attended the chemistry demonstration at school but a lot of it was pretty basic

4th grader: hey, what's 7 times 9, plus 4? Me, a chump: well let's see, 7 times 9 is... 63, so what's 4 more than that...? 4th grader: *DEEP BREATH*

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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Fix your hearts or die.

marx: you are highly unlikely to ever be Bourgeoisie americans: i am going to SCROMIT jesus christ this is commie brainwashing lies

Supergirl is trending? Well, I’m not too good to jump on a trend. 🧵

That exciting time in a woman's life when she's expectorating

Breaking my bluesky silence to announce I have strep throat

Ah'm nigh-invulnerable when ah'm baja blastin'!

Can anyone chip in for airfare to visit my son on the east coast for the Christmas holiday? I need about 300, and need it fast. Anything helps! Venmo @ Joli-SP PayPal @ JShempert Cashapp: $JoliShempert

JUBILEE!!

The Ween Approaches... 🎃 Trek or Treat 2023 🖖🏻

What absolute icons

well u see when ur transfeminine u have two available genders: "radikool gender goblin" and "tradwife" and if ur like "wait but what if i just wanna be a woman?" then congrats, ur "tradwife"

never alone

silly old sketch that'll sadly forever be true

jubilee ✨

"I find myself troubled by Mamdani’s ties to Uganda" ok well I find myself troubled by my ties to America but unfortunately I was also not in control of where I was born

After some consideration, the most spectacularly inept villains in fictional history are the Decepticons. They transform into into guns and fighter jets. They fight people who transform into the space-equivalent of VW Beetles. They have been unsuccessfully waging this war for FIVE MILLION YEARS.

In the name of the Moon/Mercury/Mars

I suppose just posting "Razor was my sexual awakening" would have been less effort, but here we are

if you’re wondering about the gop plan to deal with the electoral fall out of passing a massively unpopular bill, it’s “even if we lose the midterms we will retain control of the courts, the presidency, and now, thanks to this bill, a massive federal police state”

In the last hour of pride month I wanna share the extremely niche meme I made 5 years ago which I'm still very proud of #pride #ManiacMansion #80s

Yeah I feel like not enough people know that RFK jr has repeatedly stated that he believes COVID was bio-engineered in Wuhan by the Chinese government and Ashkenazi Jews to spare Ashkenazi Jews

We don't call RFK Jr. a Nazi nearly enough.

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