What if the unidentified masked men with guns don't accept the validity of your papers?

The John Candy documentary needs a trigger warning for people who get uncomfortable with their own feelings.

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.

Is Pam "I'm not going to answer that" Bondi in the Epstein files too?

Pam Bondi, Trump, Epstein.

And the winner of the Nobel Prize for Trolling goes to… the Nobel Prize Committee!

'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize

CNN: We have just learned that Letitia James has just been indicted by the DOJ

imagine tweeting so bad that a federal court is like "didn't ask don't care"

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

It is the greatest political lie ever told in American history. Not just some busted campaign promise, but an entire campaign on false pretenses. Literal cartoon supervillain behavior: waiting until you get in office and implementing a comic-book plan to annihilate US government virtually overnight.

Underrated part of this story is that official USG business is done by Truth Social DM. It almost makes you miss the good old days of the PC small group Signal Chat.

"We took the freedom of speech away." Take a bow, MAGA libertarians.

The Oregon National Guard general says if they were to be deployed, they would be instructed under his leadership to protect the protesters and not ICE

I’ve been reading about denazification and am not optimistic about deMAGAfication. Yes, it involved the things we normally think of but it also had a persuasion campaign to help ordinary Germans understand their collective guilt and responsibility. Would the US media ecosystem ever allow that?

The most fundamental political debate of our time: You are integrated into and have responsibility for our complex, imperfect society vs. Nuh-uh.

This might be the worst ICE video yet, because it’s literally random dudes hanging around, and then a bunch of heavily armed thugs running them down completely out of nowhere, because they’re brown. It’s a nightmare that would have seemed excessive in Jim Crow. Everyone in America should see this.

I’ve seen this before.

I have a very low opinion of Donald Trump. I did not, however, think the USG possessed photos of Trump with half-naked Epstein victims until Pam Bondi’s testimony today.

This feels like an important (if grim) outside perspective at a time when some complacency about the U.S. threat has crept back into our country.

After this they shot pepper spray in his air hole.

The Tron: Ares overlay is a bit much though.

I liked the old ones but these ones are not objectionable.

My 7yo, who has watched and loved Jurassic Park, was not able to handle The Land Before Time last night. Which, I get.

You might think that the mayor of Yellowknife, the capital of Canada's vast Northwest Territories, would be a fan of giant pickups. Nope. He's disgusted by car bloat. www.linkedin.com/posts/benjam...

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

reddit occupied government

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

to avoid confusion I have made a little table of Mitford siblings

Honestly, I’m coming around on a top down belief system debated endlessly by philosopher monks and not Pastor Gary whose biggest accomplishment is a C to G chord transition.

I would consider this too cute by half if written today but it’s so obviously true.

it fundamentally fucks our sense of things that the robot is good at language and bad at math and fact

I had to check if this is real It is. www.usda.gov

During a shutdown, the federal government furloughs all but the most essential employees (the 8chan recruit who posts groyper memes to the DHS X account).

This is crazy on a number of levels but even if you use the best possible interpretation of “globalist” - someone involved in multilateralism or international finance but without antisemitic connotations - people with bags of money also aren’t welcome?

Press release: "Onex Mourns the Passing of Nigel S. Wright" www.globenewswire.com/news-release... (Wright, of course, was a central character in the Mike Duffy affair but will rightfully be remembered for his business success and philanthropy. News of his death has shocked his friends, I'm told)

The modern battlespace is more or less the dream of 90’s RC autists.

The Ukrainian military—the toughest, most experienced, most adaptable, most successful on the modern battlefield—is beardy old men, women, artists, gamers who can’t deadlift sh*t but can fly a drone into a Russian helicopter rotor Focusing on capabilities, not “looks,” is how you achieve victory

Can't stress enough how much the army Pete Hegseth yearns for already exists in Russia... and demonstratively sucks.

If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like to have 800 people looking at you and simultaneously wonder if they have to assassinate you.

The rationale was to denigrate professional warfighting at every level and dare the ones who disagree to resign.

The essential point of the whole exercise.