This is a Fuck Grandpa Joe account and I will never deviate. Whole fam destitute AF but he got up for that field trip to the sadistic candy lady. AND he almost fucked Charlie out of the bag bc he wanted some wacky ginger ale.

It's really OK to change your mind when new facts are presented. It really is.

Both, present and accounted for.

I just adore the doll.

Don't be scurred now, witchol' bitch ass 😂😂😂

Ursula

Aladdin!

Proud Family

Tiana

Kiss The Girl

🎶If you're thinkin' you're too cooooool to boogie, boy oh boy have I got news for you!🎶

Yes, we be reading smut, and so what. We grown. You need to read some too. That's prolly why that lady dont wanna fuck you no mo. Prolly bored.

We’d be much further along if everyone just did their part to help when they could.

Know me.

Hmm. I always want to post angles and whatnot that I feel comfortable with. Dat ass ain't goin' nowhere.

I often have a hard time tolerating alive men. An undead man?! Y'all smoking big rocks.

Too much. Gomez me! We can discuss taming some aspects when necessary, but I'd prefer rolling my eyes with a smirk over just rolling my eyes, yannow?

Shot in May in beautiful Raleigh, NC.... Son of Sumter is my first comedy special. Available on Amazon in November

Id like to add its "you got another think coming" not thing!

30 minutes is not long enough for a lunch break. I get the option to do 30 or 60 and I often think I'mma do 30 to make my day shorter but rarely does it work. I want... nay, NEED more time to decompress the first half.

Jokes aside, there is so much freedom in being able to function in spaces and enjoy meaningful platonic relationships with people and leave it at that. Being stuck on sexual innuendo just because a person is attractive is extremely basic. Folks are so much more interesting than that.

People are saying 💩 they ain’t never said before

I meant to go get gas today. We just gon' hafta push it to the limit because I'm not leaving.

During Thanksgiving and holidays, people want to do food drives where they collect canned goods etc... and I really would love to offer that food banks need MONEY so if you can collect and donate MONEY please do that. They can then use those funds to purchase what's needed AT DISCOUNTS.

At least if you give your money to a round faced woman… you will have a round faced woman

If you wanna just give your money away have you considered round faced women????

Somewhere. I just worry about us finding each other, because he prolly in the house lol

I have to work time backwards.

I promised my cousin I would make biscuits this morning. I'm trying to get the timing right so they'll be hot and ready. Sunday morning came too soon. 😩

I need yall to see this. Watch it twice.

HA! HAHA! 🤣

This *is* my type of carrying on.

Hancock to'up so much shit at the beginning of the movie. 😂 I always forget this part.

I honestly cannot believe y'all don't like candy corn. I am obsessed. It's a good damn thing it's seasonal.

And I love that song so much! 🤣 Absolute shenanigans.

Was out here harmonizing about how you fell short on this ABSOLUTE BADDIE, but you wanna take her back. Shenanigans!!!!!!! Fuckery!!!!! Allsorts!!!!!

Shoutout to everyone dragging themselves out to a field to watch children learn how to play a sport well.

“But fame costs. And right here is where you start paying. IN SWEAT!”

🎶Come back Georgia, come back!🎶

I love getting in my bed at the end of the day. Horizontal me.

🎶Whenever I feel like givin' up...🎶

I did it. 16 eight-counts, so it took ~128 seconds. I knew it.

I need to do an outside task that will probably take 90 seconds. Maybe 120 seconds. But I don't wanna.

My country for a normal deadline. I simply cannot understand it.

Pas with a word.

I feel like if someone would just push down in the small of my back like so... I would be healed.

I like listening to Frank Ocean at work sometimes because it's soothing. Thing is, I also want to holler out singing lol

me and who?