I love the internet. It's the only part of the future that is worth it and it's like 70% fucked but that 30% just really makes me happy.

I love that being a Texas Girl means I always support and often see men in jean shorts.

Baby I love it when a show gets a new season budget increase glow up. It is of course more evident when you binge a show.

#NowWatching The Adam Project (a strange comfort movie, but here we are) bc The Lesbian Homie stressed me out with the cliffhanger. I'll go back later.

*laughs in Southerner* idk what y'all had going on UP THERE, but i'm so glad we were impervious to it.

I fear the time has come... for me to do battle with Costco.

Go out. Shake yo' ass!

Greatest Price is Right game ever

*sound on*

I mean... everybody know what it is 😂😂😂 I'm kinda grateful I've never seen him up close because I don't want no problems with her but LOOK AT HIM. He do that hum-moan and I'm gone.

LMAO why are we like this 🤣

as much as it’s fuck chris rock i’m picking head of state every fucking time idc idc idc

“Different perspective” or “Devils advocate” niggas make my ass itch.

It's me.

An unlawful bloodsucking whelp of a whore mosquito BROKE into my HOME (or followed me in, who's to say?!) and BIT me on my FACE! How DARE?!

“y’all share things i would lie to jesus about.” — Fooler

I'm here anyway.

🎶HE NOT GON' MAKE IT🎶 🎶LIL'ONE NOT GON' MAKE IT!🎶

It's Friday and I don't want Pappadeaux.

I wish we would deprioritize filming idiots saying racist shit to us and instead prioritize beating them up without recording it

I love a large nose on a face. It's one of my favorite features.

is it unisex? sure if you put it on and you are a sex it is unisex

I want Juvie so BAD 😂 Happy Friday!

People are extremely talented cuz WUT 🔥

Saw him up close in real life in the early aughts and wooooooo.

Periods are just so... I need a bellybootyrub.

This is funny to me because earlier this week, I discovered the comedic gift that is "The Lesbian Homie" on Tubi.

Best?! 😬 eeeeee. The Wop. My Faves: The Dougie Stanky Leg Jiggalator The Prep The Percolator Josephine Johnny Harlem Shake Milly Rock The Booty Dew Da Butt

The Barber of Seville is coming back to the Houston Grand Opera this season and I really want to go...

I want to go bowling.

Work is really something.

Every time I see one, I smile. We had a time! I lowkey wanted it...

Happy Air Max Day!

"Gon' Do that thing you do, nephew! Do the thing!"

I can't deal with nobody invested in any of phobias or isms. You hate women, I hate you too. You hate Black people, hate yo ass too.

Hmm. Hmmmmm. I looooooove to dance and cannot imagine having a partner and not dancing with them. I also think dancing and singing don't always have to be done WELL, as they are simply human expressions of joy. Is this person open to trying to be better? If so, yes. Maybe. Yes. LOL.

Making them sign a prenup >>>>>>>>>>>

fuckin' up

I know everybody has been talking about who drink what and how they act... but what if you enjoy everything but tequila?

<fluffs hair> There are fans.

This is going to sound weird, I acknowledge that. But I take a tiny bite of it (cold) before I heat it up. I always want it warm/hot. But I honor the appeal of cold. Lol

...Y'all wasn't gon' tell me Erro released a new album this month?

Just shared an elevator with a dame who looked like a pretty Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski.

You coulda just told me the truth.