It is truly a blessing to wake up, to have activity in your limbs, to have a job to go to. And I slept through the night. So why do I feel like

I need a Clapper for my bedroom light. To force myself up and at 'em. Do they still make the Clapper?

Time to make the donuts.

Gwen Guthrie! 🎶No romance without finance!🎶

To be clear, I ask bc we were watching Remember The Time the other night and I remarked how handsome Eddie looked and my bestie acted like I was being crazy and he funny looking. We do not typically find the same people attractive, but I thought it was universal that Eddie is cute. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Do you think Eddie Murphy is handsome/attractive? Feel free to answer for any version/time frame.

Bernice King said David Banner got her daddy f*cked up. I’m always here for it. Read the full carousel. So good. www.instagram.com/p/DYciKdvDlE...

Mood. Especially since next week I'll be on vacation.

one more week 3-day weekend one more week 3-day weekend ONE MORE WEEK 3-DAY WEEKEND WE CAN DO THIS SHIT

Affirmation: Everything is ALWAYS working out in my favor & for my GREATEST good.

Black Alumni from my school have started having an annual kickball game and I had SO MUCH FUN last year.

Privilege is not renouncable. So stop trying. What it is is usable. Use it in solidarity with those who don’t have it.

A woman asked something about self-esteem or something like that a day or two ago. Now I wanna share a video with her but I don't know her handle. Something with Sina in it?

every time i sub i always say “if i mispronounce your name please correct me, do not get used to people mispronouncing your name. it is the first thing people learn about your identity and should be treated as such”

Which sucks bc boy is it OBVIOUS that everyone needs to start blowing off steam regularly. I think a lot of what we see both online and in real life has at least a partial root in everyone being extremely pent up and on edge 24/7. We used to party and dance and sweat that away 😩

And when you always have to be vigilant not to do anything that might be social media worthy anywhere (at the club/bar, at the gym, at the beach, walking down the street etc.) all that does is add another stressor while removing what used to be an opportunity for stress relief.

Reggie KNOW he did what had to be done on Bennie & The Jets.

boy im so fuckin sleepy

🎶ACRES HOME, TEXAS 🎶 🎶DATS THE BLOOOOCK🎶

Dawg. I used 30 cents off at Kroger. It was still over $72. SEVENTY-TWO DOLLARS.

Where do da yute'dem be buying sheisties? 😏 My nephew needs one.

I just almost took a muscle relaxer instead of Adderall 😅

I still call it "Chester drawers" tho. lmaoo

I uh... I have been trying to think of the name of one of our greatest Black groups of all time for about 24 hours now and it won't come to me. I can see album covers, I can sing lines of songs... I cannot think of the name. And I haven't googled because I'm pushing my brain to remember organically.

michael, eddie levert, and betty wright sang background on "all i do" for stevie.

Can you revise a divorce filing?

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Lucky Charms

Stop for gas or be on time?

I hope I hope I hope and I wish that she releases this on vinyl for the 25th

Nah because nobody gonna say it didn’t go through lol

I was just scowling at two of them earlier today. This is ridiculous.

My face when I hear, "If Texas was a truck, it'd be a RAM truck."

My sister's DAPOSSTBXL... <redacted>

EXACTLY. I can't stand Peppa but she ate that one little thing. 😂

I wish I could whistle. It vexes me so bad that I can't.

Mm. I disagree.

Dammit I meant to take a second Adderall today, but now it's too late. ADHD Gods, take pity on a poor girl who just wants to clean her kitchen and wash a load of clothes this evening, amen.

I super hate the gym experience, but when I went it was the incline leg press. Swimming is my favorite and it's almost time ☺️. Also trampoline!

This is definitely where I was with it when I read the news. 🤷🏾‍♀️

One I forgot but have said like fifteen times in the past two days: "Yeeewwwww SONOFABITCH!" <said in a loud French accent>

All of them, thanks for asking.

Leg meat is important!

If it ain't no potatoes and music, it ain't no me. I mean I am OUTTA HERE, gang! So obviously.

It kills me that the only findable gif with a good display of this dance is a white guy.

The texts and comments are funny without adding AI audio y’all just really gotta do what everybody else do no matter who it hurts. I hope niggas start a jump off the bridge challenge. Or the wrestle a gator challenge cause that’s self cleaning.