I've put myself in a terrible position.

I thought that was a microphone. lmaoooo

the rub...

WHO BEEN PUTTIN' KOOLS OUT ON MY FLOOR?! WHO HAS BEEN PUTTING KOOLS OUT ON MY FLOOR?!

I love a road trip with the right people, within a certain distance. I used to say 5 hours or less, but somehow the trip between Houston and New Orleans has increased. 🥴 Not opposed to flying, just hate the check-in/security processes.

I do not think the Universe would send me a Virgo, unless the Universe also decides to make me a late in life lesbian. I can tolerate most and even love a few of the Virgo women, but the men?! Tuh.

Everything doesn’t need an app Bring back customer service representatives. I don’t want to talk to your AI chatbot! No, I don’t want to leave a review.

Customer service surveys: stop trying to use me as a weapon to badger your employees. Don’t make it their problem because a customer didn’t want to leave a review when they bought some soup. Why are you giving me homework?

I simply will never understand the title block of a word document not being correctly centered. Centering is actually one thing the program excels at. What did you do to it?!

And the work slacks

We were a tropical punch family. But BABY when I got older and added a lemon pack to it?! 😗🤌🏽

Never ever put your financial life in a man's hands. Neeevvvveeerrr.

Couldn't be me.

This is some bullshit.

The idea that you need to work in person in order to be connected with colleagues is complete bs and I’m tired of companies lying about it

This is an introvert app. I don’t have to have my volume up. I can get off thoughts, say what I have to say, and then leave. Text based social media is the introvert dream.

Maybe! I need to be seen.

bad bitchery is for GIRLS. go fix an engine.

RIP to a LEGEND!!! We salute you.

People have their issues with James Corden... but I love his performance in Ocean's 8 so much. "Well aren't we posh." 🤣🤣🤣

I had a lovely cocktail earlier, a coconut gimlet. I'm always hesitant about coconut cocktails because I don't like actual coconut, but I do like coconut-flavored things.

Somebody please tell me how to stop yawning. I can't stop yawning and I need to stop.

Stevie Wonder reflects on writing his classic track “As”

Rachelle Farrell. I'm not even familiar with all her work but she studies this shit. Her and Lalah with that throat singing. They out here singing CHORDS

I got a twofer. Ledisi Rahsaan Patterson

You'll never take that debut and a few other songs from me... and I personally think he technically has a "good" voice and decent skill, it's just the tone, but...

From the breaker-upper. What a voice. 💜💜💜

Boy howdy, still no winner.

Midnight Booty Breath 🤣🤣🤣 Adam Sandler is a real silly Billy. I enjoyed Happy Gilmore 2.

Ugh. There are so many movies I love that are "leaving soon" so like... maybe I don't have to watch anything new, maybe I just watch Ocean's 8 and have a great night.

I *must* watch something I've never watched before tonight.

WELL this lottery jackpot ain't gonna win itself so let me get up. I think I also want a salad.

When the fuck am I supposed to wear any of my winter boots?!

I have not eaten today. 🤦🏾‍♀️

😂 all my big 3 are on that side so this is very amusing to me.

this book sucks.

Music is spiritual. The notes & melodies live inside us.

It's just the truth. I've tried it the other way and it didn't work.

How much money they got?

KD stressing my la'baby Fred OUT with the unkempt trifecta. 😔

I grew up across the street from a family who had two of these. And then they had puppies. And one day I was outside when suddenly there were 20 of them (maybe 8) running around the street and my soul left my body. They are *SO* big.

Lemme let you in on a little secret. Sometimes the socks you think the dryer ate actually slid down the outside of the dryer. I just found five.

I stay ready. Is love gonna piss me off?

I was so behind on Ghosts.

I don't even know if I can go down to 3. I still love this album. Go Baby Gotta Eat Gold Watch The Die Fighters Hip-Hop Saved My Life Paris, Tokyo lolololol

Can I use a selfie to take a picture for New Year's cards? I think I'm gonna send them for real this year.

More appliances used to come in red. Like, that was a standard color. I'm kinda struggling trying to find this gift for my mom in her color.

I ordered pizza and I am sooooo disappointed by one of them. Gon' get ready to credit me, homeboy.