see i told my mama the BET Awards was THIS Sunday. she had me thinking i missed them.

just got asked “so you wanna do an edible AND smoke?” yes…what’s confusing? come take this chocolate

i don’t be understanding people who are so caught up in dating while they’re broke…cause that’s the last thing on my mind when i ain’t got no money 😂

i just started Bad Thoughts on Netflix and i’m over here hollering omg

now why tf is his kids in the building 🤣

i was in the 4th grade when that first album released 😂😂😂

i ain’t ever been cool with any family member that treated my mama or my dad weird. cause naw. idc if they forgave you, i didn’t.

i really hate that nonblack people use Set it Off by Boosie as their “card” bc they usually only know the chorus and that’s it. stop faking bruh 😂

i actually don’t agree when yall say the kids bad cause they mamas young hos…nah cause my mama was a young ho but also a MOTHER.

a young couple came into my job and when the girl went to pay the dude said “no i got it” and she said “nooo i got ittttt” i looked up and said “girl let him pay” they both laughed and she said “okay” 😂😂😂😂

an uber driver driving below the speed limit always sets me tf off cause come on bruh.

the family i work with gave me a card today when i picked the kids up for practice and my ass had to fight my tears bc omg? FOR ME????

as someone with a Corgi…how the hell did you accomplish this?! mine squirms everywhere every time i pick him up 🤣 i think he’s scared of heights

i used to be obsessed with this movie omg

my parents are out of town for a family reunion and my dad just told me they ain’t coming back til Monday UMMMMM so fuck me?!

asking a Black person NOT from the US to dissect AAVE is definitely a choice. how the fuck would they know?

just seen a video of a pastor beating somebody up for threaten him & family while screaming racial slurs

i just plugged this car up to charge it and it’s charging without me paying???

calling shit weed Reggie Miller or Reginald always tickles the fuck out of me 😂😂😂😂😂

i’m back in this electric car this week and i’m so glad i found a free charger 🤣

i’ve been coming to the nature preserve the past couple weeks every wednesday in the morning…hella people be in there walking even though we can’t park cause they’re doing maintenance…why today this lady said something to me uhmmmm

just saw a Photobucket commercial and omg? they’re back??

i finished The Polygamist last night and wow…these African shows be good af

i ordered the parts for my car online and right when i started thinking i got scammed (started looking on reddit) it JUST got delivered 😂😂😂 whew.

i love that the CFA app lets you redeem multiple rewards on one order

haven’t updated my sims game in forever…opened it up and all my saves are missing except one from last october. updated the game thinking this would fix it, and all my saves are gone.

love having a good memory bc i dead ass finished my study guide yesterday at 8pm….listened to it twice last night and twice today..made an 86 on the exam 🤣

HAPPY JUNETEENTH!!!!! i’m at work today so yall turn up for me 🥹

this photo is from 2017 bc i haven’t worn them since the time a nigga called me Rosa Parks 😂😂😂😂😂

my uber driver straight up turned on an audiobook in his native language while he eats pistachios & i love that for him

it’s a huge red flag when i tell someone i’m enjoying my alone time cause they asked “why i didn’t invite them” & their response is almost trying to guilt me like uhm?

fw somebody bd and referring to other women as “females” lets me know everything i need to know abt ya.

the BET Awards using Chris Rock for promo is……a choice.

we had to choose an article relating to ethics in counseling to review for my course & i’m loving how many people are discussing AI as it pertains to counseling.

literally just opened Instagram and saw Tay Keith (producer) was found dead today….at only 29. omg.

my dad asked me to go look for something while we was otp and i said “okay i’ll go after i finish using the bathroom” he gonna say “uht uht nigga don’t be talking to me otp when you in the bathroom lil stankin self” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

mine does a lil quick huff through his nose & ik it’s talking back cause he do it any time i get onto him 🤣

i had to drive the car of the family i help out this week so they got me an uber home and…..this mf going 35 in a 40. mind yall i live 40 minutes away 😭😭😭

just saw a reel that reminded me of the time i was in middle school and found out my sister’s bf was cheating bc i peeked at his phone and another girl was his home screen 😭

every time i walk my dog at night i start a video recording with the flash on and prop my phone in my fanny pack 😂 just in case cause ya never know

them lil peanut butter chocolate nuggets from my job be having me giggly as hell lmaoooo everything be funny

i finally hit my weight gain goal so i’ve been working out so i can tone it up

dogs always be looking so concerns when they see their reflection in a mirror like yeah fam that’s you 🤣

no bc the way Black men from the Deep South have me in a chokehold. the twang on their accent gets me every time like wow say it again 🤣

men going straight to thinking it’s another man always tickles me bc no it’s my peace babes. my alone time. i’m not with another man, i’m with myself & she takes priority.

i have lotion stashed in different places 😂 car lotion, purse lotion, vanity lotion, bathroom lotion

sometimes it’s undiagnosed C-PSTD from a sexual assault that they didn’t realize occurred or realized and are confused about how to process it because of stigmas and paradigms.

Mystikal got 20 years & this is how i find out he’s a predator?!

i’m always so thrown off when a man asks me for my snapchat ???? nigga we old as shit. cmon now ain’t no way you wanna use that as a communication device?

every hypersexual straight man is not secretly gay. i really need this rhetoric to stop. fr.