a raspberry white chocolate bundt cake would heal me rn

if that man says he doesn’t want the child & you’re planning on keeping it. PLEASE take the proper steps to protect you & that child…gun or some kind of weapon, security cameras, dash cams on the car…front & rear, the whole nine bc some of these men will kill you & that child.

a lot of people dk that colitis can occur due to food poisoning bc it happened to me…i was served a bloody rib at Mississippi State and didn’t realize until halfway through. i spent the next day in the bathroom and threw up so much i was taken to the hospital where they told me i had acute colitis 🙃

Celina, Lancaster, Corinth, pronouncing the K in Oakcliff 😂

this like the time my sister said she wanted to see the world & visit places like paris and france 😂😂😂 that was the day she learned that paris IS in france

this professor just randomly added a quiz when the week already fucking started…bitch it’s wednesday?!

i’ll never forget the time this man asked what i liked to do as far as a date….i gave him a whole list & he took me bowling…..which wasn’t even on the list 😂😂😂😂😂

majority of the people i graduated with still live out here…so i think its lame af that people saying they don’t wanna go to the reunion

when i was kennel training Benji i would sing to him “it’s time for you to go to sleep Benji-poo, it’s time for me to go to sleep tooooo” every night after he went in…he never whined at all…that shit was a breeze

idk i kinda love having a Black name. given very few know my real name, i still love it

i need more friends in the dfw preferably the side closer to dallas…if you stay closer to ft worth don’t even worry abt it

my posts are literally how my brain works..jumping from one topic to another bc one thing reminded me of another & then that thing reminded me of something else. & this is the life of someone with adhd

“sorry you feel that way” is not an apology.. “sorry I MADE you feel that way” is an actual apology.

bullying never really worked on me cause i just assumed they were very clearly obsessed with me 😭 the delulu saved me

when i was in HS they was putting us in “time out” at the dance if we got caught twerking…we ain’t give a DAMN! i got put in time out like 5 times cause how yall gonna keep up with who’s in time out?!

i honestly be feeling bad for people who sexualize father/daughter relationships and affection bc it’s usually due to trauma or a lack thereof. when you don’t have a healthy relationship with your own father or none at all, it’s easy to see it as weird or pedophilic.

Banfield Pet Hospital being on here is so real bc them mfs are SCAMMERS!!!

that man said “everybody know me in the club cause they smoking me, Dro” LIKEEEEEEEEE YOU REALLY HAD TO BE THERE!!!!!!!

my dad brought my baby nephew to me early af this morning…i grabbed him, turned on gracie’s corner & closed my eyes… next thing i know lil baybay was snoring lmaooo if i can’t do anything else i can put a baby to sleep

if someone says “you’re too young for me” stop trying to prove to them that you’re mature & age shouldn’t matter. they learned your age & decided that you are too young, leave it alone.

3AM in ToKEYo x Key Glock

i just started this damn tubi movie & ain’t no way this dude humping the air in his drawls on ft while the girl done bent over on her chair & they pretending to have e-sex NOW TUBI!!!!!! 😭

if you got a mechanic that like you…..i hope you know you’re one of God’s favorites cause i have PRAYED to attract a damn mechanic as a friend or sumn cause SHIT.

i’m bouta smoke & watch a tubi movie so i can get a good laugh

The Serpent was a solid 4/5..definitely cried at the end for all the young people who just wanted adventure & lost their lives just trying to see the world 😭

one i the reasons i smoke is bc i don’t like how talkative i can get when im sober…its like it never turns off (i have adhd) & once i smoke it’s like i can process my thoughts one by one instead of multiple at a time

i reallllly dislike when others compare me to a child….like okay i look young but i definitely do not look no damn 16

screamingggggggg

lmaooooo girl i’m screaming 😭😭😭😭 moomoo pulled up by ya neck

its irritating lowkey how much they love them

i posted this on ig as a joke & ts got more likes than a selfie like OH 😂😂😂

i wasn’t aware how much niggas love a moomoo 😂😂😂😂😂

I think this is the thing that pisses me off the most about. Every single increase and indignity people are capitulating and justifying. Like don’t gaslight me you mooncricket. There’s nothing normal about the times we’re living in and we should not be adjusting to this shit.

i ate all the flats out of the frozen buffalo wings my dad bought & im just glad he ain’t noticed yet 😂😂😂

i’m almost finished watching The Serpent…and how is this mf a free man today??? let me finish this last 15 minutes. this why i gotta stop googling shit before i finish the show

people will really act like nothing could possibly be wrong in your life/childhood if you live or grew up in a big house lmaooo

debating if i should go sit by the pool & read my book or just go to the backyard

i don’t have solid proof just yet…but i’m almost positive the tesla supercharger stations suction harder onto the adapters of EVs that are not tesla……it took me over 20 minutes to get that damn charger out and i ended up having to take the whole adapter off first.

to my empaths..remember this: just because you understand why someone acts the way they do, does not mean you have to accept it. this was the toughest lesson i’ve had to learn.

if i say “i need to vent” and you immediately start giving me advice after i’ve vented…i’ll never vent to you again bc i never said “i need advice” 😭😭😭

the reason shit is gonna keep getting more expensive is bc people are justifying it…just saw somebody say “if you didn’t budget for halloween then that’s on you” bc someone complained abt $30 bags of candy…SINCE WHEN THE FUCK WERE WE MAKING A BUDGET FOR HALLOWEEN?!????? are we fr????

when i lived in an apt open, now that i’m at my parents’ house definitely closed 😂

do people really fall for the scam job texts? it’s always from a company i know i never applied to

being told i’m always so serious all the time growing up & even now is hilarious now that i know i’m a virgo rising…CAUSE AIN’T SHIT FUNNY! there’s a time and a place 🤣

the reason some people will argue that listening to audiobooks isn’t quite reading is bc the literal definition of reading requires physically seeing or touching (for those who can’t see) the words. you listened to the book, you didn’t read it. words have meanings.

they’re from the same small town…dad saw my mom walking my oldest sister in a stroller, he pulled up, she cussed him out briefly, then he offered to take them shopping for whatever they wanted…they’ve been married 30 years 😂

damn near every military brat i know personally supports socialism bc we literally grew up in it…free healthcare, housing, parent enlisted got more money for getting married & having children. i didn’t even know half the disparities in this country even existed until we moved off base.

currently in grad school for my LPC and they teach counselors in training this term…it’s when an individual has taken on the trauma and emotions of another without actively doing self care for themselves. i’ve included an excerpt from my Crisis Interventions textbook. the term is used more than once

it’s actually pretty gross that there are people who can’t go 3-5 days out of the month without sex. like i’m not laying no damn towel down tf.

overslept for church again 😭 idk why my parents be texting instead of knocking on my door!!!!