“yeah & then you could pay your bills early” uhm…i don’t think i’ll ever be grown enough to pay my bills early 😂😂😂😂😂 there’s a due date for a reason!

i realized i was a lil throwed when me & my hg first started hanging out & she was describing her man and i said “wait a minute…let me see him” and she said “Tish, i’m getting a little scared” and i dead ass replied “you should be! now show me the damn picture!!!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 we still laugh abt ts

a loser will say it’s “fatherless behavior” for me to say a man with no money can’t get near me….then when i say “my dad taught me this” now it’s fuck my dad? LMAOOOOOO

i love the part of healing where i can laugh at the traumatic shit that happened cause like damn that was crazy

it’s crazy how people will try to get over on others that they think are struggling…or “not doing as much” as them.

i knew a mf so dumb & deadbeat he got the kids last names changed to his cause he thought he wouldn’t have to pay child support…bruh if anything now you REALLY gotta pay it. dumb ass.

niggas will be online all day doing research on child support loopholes instead of just taking care of they kids.

people try to be classist abt the most low level ass stuff 😂😂 “if you don’t have Zelle…..” what does that have to do with someone’s status? plz lmk.

someone posted this in the sims group i’m in & at first glance i was going to build this…until i actually took the time to look at it 🙄 AI can’t even build a house that makes sense, yet people think it’s actually intelligent.

i went to a new plug and i smoked otw to Cane’s…..i dead ass asked them folks for a #3 lmaoooooo that pack was absolutely frying my ass bc???

the smoke shop i usually go to sold me this vape 3 weeks ago for $15…i went tonight & it says 2 for $30 but i didn’t care cause im just getting one…why this mf said it was $30 for one? then said “just get two it’s buy one, get one” no…..its not. you tryna sell me two vapes.

i think it’s so funny how kids who had a dad in the military usually see their mom as the “boss” bc same 😂😂😂

How I’m supposed to be nosy if y’all keep interacting with people that I’ve blocked? SMH

again i am saying i cannot BELIEVE i let my mama talk me into an accelerated grad program 😭

me & my nephew watched Norbit together bc it’s his fav movie rn and he was pleasantly surprised at how i was saying the lines like sir…this was MY favorite movie before you were even thought of 😂

my friends are always the first to point out my winter shade is coming in. ight, not too much.

the only time i’ve seen someone throw up from weed was when they were trying to hang knowing they didn’t smoke that much….she was a half blunt girlie hitting every blunt that was passed to her.

this the worst take i’ve seen all year.

see….i thought i was the only one 😂 i love his swagger

i hope my future family knows i don’t listen to traditional christmas music..we gonna be listening to Jingle Bales x Gucci and Dick in a Box. idk.

YES!!!! It doesn’t make sense. I’m ready for their radio RICO charge.

ooooh i’m so excited to see Silk in January! Freak Me is my shit

an NP was asking her patient for loans for two years…..taking advantage of the fact the lady was in therapy and on medication for hypomania & excessive spending……..i’m pissed.

as a grown woman, you are doing yourself a disservice by not having at least one older woman in your life who can speak wisdom into you.

my mama just sent me the 3rd concert she wants to go to next year….one is Jan 17th, then Feb 7th & Vday……i think my mama keep forgetting im a counselor in training not a real one yet like her 😂😂😂 HOW IMMA PAY FA DIS????

sending me the amazon wishlist but not an invite to the event is crazy as hell…people really do not have common decency anymore just gimme, gimme, gimme 😂😂😂

nah frfr. i was born into a banana taffy family and i wouldn’t have it any other way!!!! we keep a tub on deck 🤣

my mom’s favorite song has always been Spread My Wings x Troop…i cried like a baby the other night listening to the lyrics bc damn…my favorite song has always been Breakaway x Kelly Clarkson. two sides of the same coin. it’s crazy to think me & my mom are so connected in our feelings abt life.

i’m only 8 years older than their engagement? maaaaaaaaaaaan.

did anyone else who hasn’t listened to Drake at all get him on their Apple Replay? bc he’s showing on my Replay story as top 5 but not ONE song of his is in the playlist they curated for my 2025 Replay lmaooo make it make sense 😂😂😂😂

omg i ain’t even been 29 a month yet and 3 new gray hairs have spawned in my head 😭

corgis don’t be knowing if they wanna pee, poop or both at the same time cause definitely Benji 😂😂😂 he’ll be in the middle of peeing and stop to poop lmaooooooo

if you ever wanna see my inner YN come out…put on Chief Keef 😂😂😂

someone care to explain to me? cause…..i’m bouta crash out LMAOOOOOOOO

i really pulled an all-nighter and did Amazon this morning…i couldn’t sleep and i was NOT missing that $100 for 3 hours lmaooooo

just got out the shower & realized i need to do laundry…Lord ain’t nothing but thongs in here 😭😭😭

i love singing A Song For Mama but my ass never make it through the chorus cause i end up choking up thinking bout my mama lmaoooo damn i love that woman

ever since i got a new transmission, i be letting my car warm up LMAO shitttttttt

this class the discussion barely had instructions, the quizzes got typos and wrong answer choices, the assignments barely have instructions and the professor nor the IA answer emails. i can’t wait to take this survey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

it’s always a great idea to give your family a hint as to what the passcode to your phone is…in case something happens, they’ll be able to access your phone faster (i watch a lot of crime tv)

i’m watching Injustice Files where a man is investigating basically hate crimes that went cold. the one i’m on a Black woman was murdered in a sundown town.

alright i need to clean my car…my dad just went out there and said he almost caught a contact LMAOOOOO that’s that FYE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i knew me & my mom watched too much crime tv when i told her “the new episode of For My Man got the detective from the First 48 in Tulsa, the one with the white hair” and she knew exactly who i was tb 😂😂😂😂

Flatbush Misdemeanors was taken off of all streaming, so I dm’d the writer & he sent me both seasons.

Your avi… Lemme see it…

WTF IS THIS YURI BOT SHIT AND WHY AM I STILL BLOCKING NEW ACCTS AFTER SUBSCRIBING TO THE BLOCK LIST.

i’m totally kidding just being outrageous like these ticket prices lmaoooooo

I need to start saving my money shit really yesterday for this New Edition concert next year cause my mama tb she wanna get sweat on but idk if i got sweat on money fr 🤣

these toll roads are going to be my 13th reason. why the fuck are we paying to drive on the road???? why do i have a bill for $436 damn dollars