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And this my friends is how we get around Trump destroying NATO. Denmark and Greenland inviting trusted and reliable allies over for a wee visit.

Is Wenger's daylight idea the solution to fix offside? This article presents both sides... and seems to conclude 'no' www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

If the Maduro precedent catches on, U.S. reporters could be kidnapped and prosecuted overseas for activities that enjoy legal protection at home. Former federal computer crime prosecutor Mark Rasch explains.

You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern. Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?

In other news, with an annual profit of £800,000 and fewer than 100 employees Twitter UK is about as significant economically as a single large Tesco Extra.

I can conclusively say this has the most Duncans of any starter pack

If I take antibiotics to clear up my chronic knob rot, the knob rot wins - so I'm watching my cock turn green

It's laughable/endearing how bad the Bluesky recommended people to follow after you follow a person are

At @healrewilding.org.uk site this morning to join the weekly bird survey gang (I contribute neither knowledge nor visual acuity just company)

'Beyond Bazball: what England's Ashes defeat tells us about class in Britain'

Thanks to the Scandinavian #Sport Studies Forum for picking up my ‘autopsy’ of the #Ashes #Bazball debacle. idrottsforum.org/forumbloggen...

Not sure which is the best bit, the boat pool or the Louis XI/Trump study www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

While walking under a large yew at St Mary's parish church in Charlcombe, nr Bath something caught my ear and I saw a few goldcrest (I think) feeding. Then one hopped down on the floor and didn't seem to notice me #wildlife #birds #nature #ukbirds @westcountrynature.bsky.social

Interesting bit of hair splitting, as DJT uses most us the arsenal of fascism. Best comparisons offered are Trump as iron age clan leader or mafia boss, personal enrichment and power as main aim

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Our show Eerie, Indiana was Stranger Things 25 years early, sez here: dangerousminds.net/pop-culture/...

Judge: Are you Nicolas Madura Moros? Maduro: [In Spanish, Inner City Press interpretation] I am the the president of Venezuela, I consider myself a prisoner of war. I was captured at my home in Caracas Judge: Let me intervene. There will be time for this

Occasionally they spell it out. Here's the US at the UN security council this afternoon

Absolutely bladdy *freeezing* out there but was looking good! (Golden clouds and bare trees above the river Avon from Grosvenor Bridge, Bath)

@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social Yo DJ - I saw your new 'un as an audiobook on the streaming site I use and was enjoying getting to know Carl and Eric while washing some socks in the back sink - but as I'm already feeling bad abt how little musicians are paid, I wondered if they dick over authors too...?

Canal offering up some very delectable and reflectable views

Has someone already done this?

ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):

guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story

Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.

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A baker's dozen of moons!

This is a thread of major media outlets falsely anthropomorphising the "Grok" chatbot program and in doing so, actively and directly removing responsibility and accountability from individual people working at X who created a child pornography generator (Elon Musk, Nikita Bier etc) #1: Reuters

Howay the Mackems

I wish the TV channels showing football had an option without commentary, without replays unless for goals.

Letterboxd last four watched - quite seasonal the last four (but the previous four not including family Xmas overload in past few days) #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

GAWPS

Other worldly colour to the morning east of Bath! No rose tinted specs or filter,I promise

Somerset just outside podium places!

Crackin!

US gunners, which Arsenal states are also furthest politically left states ?

For a second I thought the mysterious black void was the mirror being sold, but no. I'm still a bit confused though @sellingamirror.bsky.social

Matty Cash is obviously a West Ham player. Or maybe Chelsea.

These are good - possibly best new maize-based snack of the year! #hashtagmarmite

An underrated Xmas boogie open.spotify.com/track/0K6BYW...

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/3O2DRO...

For all the focus on its supposed “left wing bias”, the BBC’s heavy coverage of Rachel Reeves Budget "lies" shows how its political coverage is still largely led by the right-wing press bylinetimes.com/2025/12/01/r...

Moving my 1 December tradition that I used to have on Twitter of sharing my alternative Xmas playlist (no-Miriah, no-Bublé, no-Wham etc) open.spotify.com/playlist/0N2... partly to annoy a mate who loves the Fairytale of New York but also to share some great + weird tunes that don't get played enough

Yes to Bath too

Enjoyed this very much. (Come back to Bluesky @tickerscricket.bsky.social it's a bit better now!)

Alahhhhhh

I make each of my flower necklaces by casting real flowers in silver incl snowdrop & bluebells. I also hand-sculpt much-loved bird species to make wearable versions incl wrens & blackbirds 20% off my jewellery atm with code TINYOWL20 Cut off day for🌲orders is Tue 25 Nov: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...

Unusual combo