billy joel + the navy + banjos + the capitol = real america

Paging @sirmichael.bsky.social, the internet is calling for your artistic expertise.

“JD Vance didn't have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our Country and our Soccer Team"

Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

You couldn't make Forrest Gump today... Forrest and Jenny would be shot by snipers for walking into the reflection pool. youtu.be/zfj4OB92MXc?...

This kid got his horse stuck in Trump’s new and improved reflecting pool.

I don’t think Nate Bargetze deserves all the pushback he is getting for going to the UFC fight. He should be getting all that pushback and more for remaking Mr. Mom.

the only difference between pop culture and poop culture is a vowel movement.

Had a good storm pass through the area and there was enough light at 9:30 for a full rainbow.

I saw a moose on my drive home last night.

Republicans and Democrats, This is Mambo #5…

Ladies and Gentlemen…. Mambo #5 has entered the National Recording Registry.

Hey @sirmichael.bsky.social, could you imaging how good this guy would be at Ladder Ham.

During the storm tonight, I checked one of my cameras to see if I could see any cool lightning. I did not expect this.

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously want a reboot of Mr. Wizard’s World with the four of these astronauts as hosts. They can teach us about science, space, and life on our own planet. youtu.be/HacpRDfCbnw?...

This is part of the reason I will never be chosen to be an astronaut.

A friend posted on FB about the threat of ending of civilization and Meta AI gave me some of the most depressing questions. I hate it here…

NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early. Astronaut: *grabs plunger, gets back on rocketship*

I wish they had given us a countdown before they took this photo. My eyes were closed. I hope I didn’t ruin the group photo for all earth bound creatures.

Okay, everyone's been asking why I'm not on Artemis 2 so I thought I should just address it once and for all and then we can all move forward

That is one huge chemtrail.

the hardest part about separating the art from the artist is how i seem to have glued myself to this macaroni picture

Went to Costco and this remote controlled boat caught my eye. But then I noticed the words in the top left corner. Are there places people have tried to use these boats that necessitated that warning?

Years ago, I spent 13 days aboard a freighter as it crossed the Pacific Ocean from South Korea to the United States. I think this gives me enough expert knowledge to confirm most of these facts are true. (I can not be certain about Julius Caesar and his travels to confirm that one).

We have thunder snow happening now. Where did you go spring?

There is a version of this world that could exist where, at any given time, the majority of humans beings are just chillin’ and eating fruit.

No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies. Also, grow up.

was Pam Bondi trying to un-hibernate Auto-Tune the News?

Wondering if anyone has shown @sirmichael.bsky.social this site yet? People can draw horses and then make them run with other horses. It might be a good way for him to display his excellent horse drawing skills, as well as keep an eye on those people drawing horses (1998-2001). gradient.horse

I just found out that the Dalai Lama beat out Fab Morvan from Milli Vanilli for a Grammy this year. I think I need to build a time machine and go back to 1990 to place a long-term bet on that occurring.

Hey NFL, if you are listening, how about an all K-pop show next year?

Six years ago there was little outrage over Spanish being sung at the Super Bowl. So if you have friends that say “I won’t watch Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl,” just show them this clip and ask, “¿Cómo se dice en Español… ‘TOO LATE’? youtu.be/XfNWs7xgDrg?...

Many years ago, I was waiting to catch a ferry from Ireland to England. A fellow American was next to me writing a list in a notebook. I glanced over and saw it said “things I miss from USA.” It was a list of food, mostly candy. I asked how long he had been away. Just a few days, he told me.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Does Dancing With The Stars have a short enough dancer to pair with Bovino? Or will he be heading to the Masked Singer?

Hey dumdums, cold weather does not negate climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter! LAKE SUPERIOR, GREATEST LAKE OF ALL-TIME.

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

I keep thinking about how ICE’s statement started by saying they got stuck in snow and were attempting to get their vehicle unstuck. They were in the middle of a street with traffic moving. And they were in the vehicle not pushing it out of some imaginary snow bank. Their lies are pathetic.

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

I’m reposting this because I saw Duncan Jones repost it. And dang it, I don’t think it is fair he is trying to win a signed copy when he can just sing one for himself. So I’m posting it to lower his odds of winning. (And increase mine.)

Many years ago, I was delayed at the Caracas, Venezuela airport. I saw a large crowd chanting something. I got closer and heard, "Menudo, Menudo, Menudo." I then saw bodyguards escorting the band through the awaiting crowd. I'm pretty sure I saw a young Ricky Martin that day, livin' la vida loca.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk

ah yes a true holiday classic

One of the stars of ABC’s “Billionaires Fight Over Entrepreneurs To Exploit,” was back on this site to prove yet again he is out of touch with reality and doesn’t understand basic stuff. I love how the guy who often bragged how valuable his time is worth spent so much time replying to me.

We greatly misunderstood what customers wanted when they said our gift shop should sell stuffed animals.

A movie theater near me is showing Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery starring Benoit Blanc and Jeremy Renner.

Caught a meteor on the security camera this morning