the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

Cartoon by Nick Anderson @andertoon.bsky.social

It’s telling that science perfected teleportation to Waffle House before all other destinations. It proves that the most important need in the hierarchy is that need for waffles.

Artemis II is now halfway to the Moon 🌕

My eyes have declared war on the rest of my face; damned allergies!

Would a lawyer for Mexican savory fruit be an avocado abogado?

#1 song in the US on my birthday in 1990. youtu.be/tT4d1LQy4es

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.

Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse https://theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-flamboyant-children-after-camp-director-notices-conversion-therapy-device-set-to-reverse/

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

I wish we were able to approve any kind of train in the US, but especially a Love Train youtu.be/SsYOAIR4L_w

✊ No workers. No food. In Colorado, 3800 marginalized workers are taking on the world’s biggest meat company #JBS. Fighting for safety, dignity & fair pay. “This strike is a matter of life and death.” When workers organise, power shifts. 📖 grocerynerd.substack.com/p/grocery-up...

EPSTEIN FILES NOW

Some days I want to be a serious adult, read the news, and think about/tackle our problems. Then there are days like today where I was to just turn off and bliss out and just let the sunshine in… youtu.be/VlrQ-bOzpkQ

NEW: Bondi's portrait already in the trash at DoJ per a photo shared with @msnowreports.bsky.social www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

I just received an actual letter from an old friend. Not an email, Christmas card, or text, and not from first-degree family, but an actual letter, from a friend. I’ve stumbled into a portal to 1993?

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

In case you were wondering: Yes, there is a Jonathan the Great Tortoise angle to the Pam Bondi firing news.

I heard someone say that we should be registering voters at gas stations.

Here’s a phot looking northeast this of the fog shrouding the houses in the valley

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 😆 #BuhBYE

"We need a 5% wealth tax on America’s 938 billionaires. Over a ten-year period, this bill would raise much-needed $4.4tn for public coffers," writes @sanders.senate.gov. "Let’s choose democracy over oligarchy."

HA a conservative in my family just asked me if I’m not tired of being angry all the time, and I am really just tired of them constantly doing shit that makes me angry. I would LOVE to be happy enough to just post about my cats exclusively. That’s the dream.

This woman has shown not one iota of remorse regarding her illegal conduct. I hope they increase her sentence, but I’m sure the court will acquiesce to the Orange One as usual and decrease it, or suspend it altogether. What a stupid timeline.

“Challenger Trauma” is one of the Bluesky trending topics. We were out that Tuesday for a teacher’s funeral, so I was with my father when we went to get our Buick worked on. The news came over the radio. Similarly the first I heard of 9/11 was over a radio bulletin. No more listening to radio.

Washington state’s Millionaires’ Tax was officially signed into law this week. The revenue will fund public education, child care, and expand the state's earned income tax credit to help an additional 500,000 working families. Remember: We still have the power to fix the system.

Wettest day in more than two weeks

most helpful summary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Adding to the lasagna photos of today

Hot dog! It rained! It is raining! This is so, so welcome. Only 1” of moisture here since January 1st.

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her (TT: millieandazula)

Fantastic album, and I don’t know if it’s really true, but I read once each song was recorded in a single take.

This lawsuit by the Trump administration was a straightforward attack on Colorado’s sovereignty. The 10th Amendment protects states’ rights to make our own decision about how state law enforcement officers operate--and this court ruling makes that clear. www.denverpost.com/2026/03/31/c...

The dinosaurs are actually awaiting us in heaven after the velocirapture.

Can someone put the best of these on a bingo card for tonight?

It's April. We're the fools. We're the jokes.

You shall not pass!!! looking at RiotGrlErin’s latest work

imagine naming a library after someone illiterate.

Come ON people! “Wolf takes bite out of Hamburger” was RIGHT THERE

I love when he accidentally tells the truth!

New renderings for the WH

A 9-year-old brought a loaded gun to an Albuquerque elementary school—taken from his father’s desk the day before. Now, his father is facing charges under New Mexico law, which holds adults accountable when kids access unsecured firearms.

Happy Doctors’ Day to me from my amazing ED staff 🥰🥰🥰

I appreciate the pitch perfect populism of the Trump family. Like all of us salt of the earth westerners, Ivanka heads out into the rugged sun drenched landscape of the desert wearing a black leather dress.

See y’all on Monday morning. Bedtime

I’m revisiting some old friends from the past this week as I turned a half-century. Today, from thirty years ago, one of my radio station’s Best of 1996 music.apple.com/us/album/fai...

Just awoke from a crazy dream and it got me to thinking. Is it possible that dreams aren’t just randomly created electrical discharges, but instead they are experiences crossing over from a different reality? maybe sleep is a weak point where the multiverse is accessible? Going back to sleep now…

IT’S NO KINGS DAY! Show up. Speak out. Share photos of your signs and rallies across the country. Stay safe. Stand strong. March for our democracy.

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