You've withered your last bill.

Every city has an ominous megastructure.

This decrepit anachronism hasn't been a Democrat ever. He and the Clintons were republicans who got us started on this fucking mess then lost the goddamn electorate s to fascists who were better at being message mongers.

Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it

roberts' legacy of malfeasance will be taught for hundreds of years in legal circles unless his machinations bring about the end of our nation's glorious little experiment in democracy.

Jasson's "teenage celebrity crush" being Selena Gomez has all the energy of hearing someone say "Bryce Harper was my favorite player growing up"

Name three perfect songs. I'll start. It's been a shit week. I need the playlist you will make for me. 1. "Just like Heaven" The Cure 2. "Ain't No Sunshine" Bill Withers 3. "Hoover Dam" Sugar #3PerfectSongs

2 years ago on Juneteenth I took a ghost tour of Charleston. Part included visiting this alleyway where we were shown bricks still bearing the hand prints of the slave children who formed them The US was built on the backs of slaves.

In our trailer today, we will commemorate Juneteenth by a remembrance of ongoing historical wrongs coupled with a compelling desire to see a future filled with equity. #Juneteenth

If she had this many knives available then #MrsTPO would leave every one of them dirty in the sink when she was done making a meal.

If there is no vaccine, maybe Hegseth could require Texas soldiers to stand 6' apart.

Just fucking listen.

I've taken to listening to self-help books while driving to and from work. My favorites are the ones that tell me never to multitask.

The true risk is: "an AI salesman will exploit your boss's infinite horniness for replacing mouthy workers with pliable machines to sell him a chatbot that *can't* do your job, and then your boss will fire you and replace you with that inept, defective chatbot." 17/

Cervical cancer deaths for vaccinated young women fall to zero in England, AFP reports. This article and more at canadahealthwatch.ca #CervicalCancer

Hi! my name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. If you have looked upon my works and did not despair, please give me a 10/10 would recommend on your Press Ganey questionnaire.

Can I use 5 hr energy instead? Life could use some more juice.

Government by vibes.

#gohigh ##restisresistance #shoplocal

If you talk about Michelle Obama today, please make it about this video

Holy shit. They accepted the offer.

Holy shit we're buying a house!

Me: Honey, why is the algorithm suggesting "A Good Girl's Guide to Murder?" #MrsTPO (sharpening knives like a good girl): Coincidence...

Holy shit. We made an offer on a house.

I will never feel bad for the spurs. They have had 40 years of elite centers because of ping pong balls. It's like Green Bay and QBs. They should never have another good QB after the crook from Mississippi and that fascist one.

Evergreen skeet.

Just me playing hokey for lunch and rooting against the Guardians. Don't tell my boss.

He's here he's there he's everyfuckingwhere. It's Ghent, Roy Ghent.

This would get you tossed out of our trailer. Skeletonized bones are not only for work.

New working title: Privilege works: White kids have friends whose dads give them a leg up!

Rheumatic pain https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19212

NEWS: SoFi Stadium cashiers, dishwashers, cooks, bartenders, concessions workers, and food attendants voted 96% to authorize a strike, just a week out from when the stadium is set to host its first World Cup game www.huffpost.com/entry/unite-...

@rabbitholer.bsky.social, this joke is for us

I believe the phrase you are looking for is ... sesquipedalian douchebaggery. B 🙄 🚿 💼 M!

Oh by the way, statistically in the United States you're far, FAR more likely to be charged with a crime than to be the victim of one. Just saying.

More like Freedumb, amirite?!?

But he was such a good boi!

I just thought this was one more reason to hate Bezos.

New magazine alert!

I wish the LTPs had this level of insight and they are in their 20s. But they do want a dog because they are the goodest boys.

ANNOUNCEMENT #NationalPoetryMonth One-sentence Poetry Challenge Special Issue is out TODAY! Thank you to all the participants and winners, we had so much fun with this! Enjoy reading and sharing! epistemiclit.com/nationalpoet...

I know the world is shit, but today, the LTPs and I planted six trees. B 🌳 🌳 M!

Happy #TPDog.

I think I feel phantom limbs but for civic virtue

I know. Put some chocolate and a marshmallow on some biscotti. We can call it a #BMore

Fuck Texas. It's your state's fault. I hope every SUV and pickup owner in the state goes bankrupt.

Vocal Fry is really annoying. Vocal fry in a man is really really annoying. I'm looking at you, AppleTV broadcast team. #FridayNightBaseball

I know ima fifty something white dude because my dream best friend is James Spader.

We could be friends, @mrsfitz.bsky.social

Whether or not the administration follows this court order will tell us how far into fascism we have descended.