Narrator: it was a ninety minute meeting.

It's harvard, they should fire him and just give all those super kids A+ for the semester. They will spend their lives knowing they are better than everyone else because, well, harvard.

This is the longest fucking one hour virtual meeting of my life.

It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop

Mariners fans can now look forward to 5 more years of sparkly shoes and pogo stick double plays.

Tonight's #DinnerAtTheTrailer used the stock from the shrimp to make risotto and added Brussels sprouts and halibut. #Yum

So having a dirtball head coach running a KGB style sign stealing operation is bad but doesn't influence games cost you games but having a dirtball head coach who gives $11,000 to a few players results in vacated wins. Got it, NCAA compliance, got it.

So in the NL it matters when you do something other than hit the ball but in the AL it doesn't. Got it, Baseball Writers.

So Stephen Vogt wins when his team has a remarkable comeback. And last year he won when his team was basically caught from behind. And he did this even though he has a bullpen full of cheaters. How do the writers reward a cheater?

Hush, you. No one knows what magnets are.

In lieu of the cool sky photos, here is the roof of my hotel room.

It's with mixed emotions that I see Joyce Carol Oates doing wonderful humiliating things to a bad person.

Next time you're at the symphony play a fun game I have named "Who seems more bored, the piccolo or the contrabassoon?"

The problem with flying to Florida (despite the obvious fact that the state's government is fucking satanic) is that EVERYONE ON THE FLIGHT PREBOARDS.

She wants an order from the First Circuit upholding the trial court. That would give the liberal minority a foothold to argue the Supreme Court should do so as well. a strategic stay to increase chance of restarting SNAP benefits.

He is trying to force the courts to allow him to starve American families rather than spend constitutionally allocated funds and this confusing headline is what was selected. "Trump Sues So He Can Starve Babies" is a better headline. It's shorter and more accurate.

#BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking #SCOTUS for an immediate “administrative” stay of a Rhode Island district judge’s order that is otherwise requiring it to resume the distribution of SNAP benefits from other funding sources no later than the end of today.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration turns to Supreme Court to block order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.

The incredulity with which those who use leveraged financing to get rich while squeezing others is fun to watch. Maybe 8% return isn't possible. So you have to invest more intelligently and you can't gouge tenants. Rich whiner tears are delicious.

Today I put up a PR on the leg sled and I don't care if LTP1 could do warm up sets with that amount of weight.

Which mammal would make the best benevolent ruler of the earth?

Several states (including California, Michigan, Oregon, and Wisconsin) have announced that they’ve begun processing full food stamp payments. Thank you to those states for stepping up to support families in need!

Post you from a different era.

I will have listened to this 1,000 times by the time my trip ends on Monday.

I thought this said "Running" and it made me big sad when I realized it didn't.

When someone gives you perfect shrimp you cook the whole creature and get the most out of it! B 🦐 🍤 M!

Motherfucker.

Burn down AI.

Catchers, amirite?

This could have been a Mariners skeet from a week ago...

Will smith caught 384 innings in 7 games and hit the GWHR in game seven. People must hate catchers.

Are the Dodgers losing yet?

Would somebody please bang a trash can for springer? I want to go to sleep.

That's a routine fly ball to the warning track and the dodgers were 1. weirdly positioned and 2. Playing outfield like the Bad News Bears.

The dodgers are the most expensive terrible baseball team ever to win this many games.

I'm old enough to remember when having your personal interpreter arrested for gambling on the games you played in would have been a scandal.

AI is a tool for incompetent tech bros who can't communicate to use so they can feel like they can communicate because AI has told them that they can communicate even though they still can't communicate.

As of this week, I have kept the 50 lbs of weight loss off for one year.

Freddy Freeman. That is all.

Kirk with two outs on Freeman in one inning then the payback HR.

I'm surprised after MLB blew the replay that they didn't call Freeman safe at home.

Horrific umpiring in the World Series. So gross that a late call with a clear ball ends up in a lost out and less pitches for Glasnow.

Massive red light: he asks ChatGPT for a recipe for you and a play list to show you he's into you but not that into you. He's also not able to find a recipe or have a music opinion without AI so he's beyond help.

Only half of the seats are full for the bottom of the first inning of the World Series game in LA. LA doesn't deserve a good baseball team.

Hey Siri, write me an AI-drivel angry tirade about women who vote differently.

I'm mad because people who don't need help feeding themselves or their families are mad that other people do need help feeding themselves or their families.

It's that time again.

Your mom made dinner and it's delicious.

The AI generated boy in this image is not a prototypical American male. I don't know what the prototype is but I would start with kind, helpful, respectful, democratic, and diverse. Fuck this nazi propaganda.

H/T to Yamamoto for showing us what outstanding starting pitching looks like. It's fun to see throwback post-season performances.