Abbey Road but you hope there is a bus without brakes hurtling toward the photo

Who decided to do WBC pool play at the dumbest MLB stadium in Houston? #TheTrainIsStupid

Maybe the real #Woke was the countries we bombed along the way.

The meritocracy that never existed is really dead.

Neener neener neeener. These loser capitulated right away so we must be right since I said so. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATER.

How will she get the $1B to pay her leader for bestowing this honor?

Twins beat Yanks 15-0* *This headline only possible during Spring Training in a WBC year.

As a driver of a non-fascist electric vehicle, I hope that oil prices go to $500 a barrel AND Te$$$$la goes bankrupt.

A real Orwell quote which applies to you and your party, Cricket-Killer: In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible. 1/4

Batter taps helmet. Ball 1.

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Markwayne always new he was gonna be QB1.

Kristi Noem announcing that she was transitioning was not on my bingo card.

The two countries who are likely happiest about the US attacking Iran are China and Russia. Iran is giving them a playbook for when their conflict arises. It appears to be a winning playbook.

Thommy, this is all performative UNTIL YOU DO SOMETHING.

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

Morning reshare. Thank you for putting up with me. I greatly appreciate positive energy/prayers. Love you all.

My mating seasoning is cilantro.

This is some incredible baseball research. Not that I’m the benchmark, but I spent a ton of time on this exact topic and came up with maybe 10% of what’s here. 🙌🏽 www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

I'm already done peopling for the day and I'm on a full flight. #AhFuck

I wonder why people aren't talking about more about how ABS will make swing and miss that much more important in #MLB? It has been selected for by front offices for years but won't the pressure will increase since you can't appeal a swinging strike?

This is what all the "football" skeets read like to me: Those blokes have no defense and their offense can't run the 2-3-2 without Gregorian chants from the fans. We will get rusticated if we don't snarfle our bargles better on set pieces. We should get demoted to the Greatest Division for this!

If AI can make an obese president buff, AI can definitely make a dolphin swole.

FWIW Americans didn't want the first ones either.

Why are they discussing the WWE on SportsCenter? I don't have a problem with wrestling, but this is theater, man. It's like having a segment during the Oscars where they break down the NCAA tournament bracket.

It's about time.

What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

^previously dormant

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

I feel we should be talking more about how a judge's cottage blew up last summer.

This clinic is filled with ... nothing. NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND IT IS MAKING ME STRESS OUT BECAUSE THERE SRE PATIENTS TO SEE. XR is the delay today.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Farmers are handout socialists who vote en masse for Trump. When they do something you like, be careful lionizing them for common sense.

I have a lot of regrets in my life but probably none more than skipping the one chance I had to see GWAR perform live before their lead singer was found dead at the border crossing because I had a long day in clinic.

Today's Pittsburgh game where Atlanta went 4/4 against Skenes with ABS challenges and he was ultimately able to throw about 50% of his pitches for strikes makes me wonder how much ABS would have changed the effectiveness of Greg Maddox. Skenes will adjust but his raw stuff >>>>>>>>> Maddox's.

It would be so Bears to put their stadium in Indiana.

I bought over a dozen trees to plant by the river. I can't wait to put the LTPs to work on saving the world one red leaf maple at a time.

Tommie, the R stands for Rapist.

congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

I want ICE banned from my team's stadium.

Why yes! I'm pissed at the universe, why do you ask?

Well said

Frank Pus is short for Franklin J. Purulence.

I just heard my first radio broadcast by my favorite broadcaster of the 2026 season. It's finally spring in <redacted>!

The real reason why the Canadians lost is that those jerseys are a shame when the perfection of the white maple leaf is right there. B Canada 🇨🇦 M!

If Canada finishes with Silver in Men's Hockey the disorganization of that 5-3 will be why.

Call the score now: #MrsTPO says 3-2 USA in OT.

In the second period,the Canadians are playing with all the rage of their Geese. B 🇨🇦 🪿 M!

If you're a billionaire, the last line is: They will never release the unredacted Epstein Files.