Hello I don’t post here very much but this is my new job and I’m very excited about it: www.comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/956/s...

@robdelaney.bsky.social a nephew of yours?

Fun! Me & the other comedians who did the Riyadh comedy festival are getting paid 4 million Trump crypto-vapes each to perform at the inaugural White House ballroom cotillion!

My local NPR classical morning host called Antonio Salieri the Draymond Green of classical music the other day, and I think I would’ve gone with Paul Pierce but it was a beautiful moment nonetheless.

Excellent take on the Kawhi situation from @nikhil-kalyanpur.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/theprice...

gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden

John Lennon was probably joking when he said he was a walrus

He is risen

Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?

#severance is renewed for Season 3. #PraiseKier and Tim Cook. film still #67 Choreography & Merriment

Ben Stiller’s cultural importance will be studied in schools someday. What an extraordinary career. Severance is a masterpiece. Next season, more Ricken please. Also, I am available. @benstiller.redhour.com

@karenkilgariff.bsky.social not sure of the geography but is your house ok? X

If I were LeBron James I would open a video game studio called LeBron Games.

Baked Potato Soup

Astounded that Gisèle Pelicot isn’t Time Person of the Year. This is the guy the gave it to: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Jean...

I don’t understand why Jack Smith has dropped the charges against Trump. Is it because he just wants a quiet life? Looks like cowardice to me.

Annecy

Rule #1

Suffolk

Sorry for your loss Dan

Is the menswear guy here yet?

Nice that everyone seems to be arriving over here now!

The Sun. Taken at night. Not looking up at sky but down through 8000 miles of the Earth. Not with light but neutrinos

I hope Mike Tyson knocks Jake Paul out in one punch.

I need to know more about this Starlink conspiracy theory. Where did it start? Can votes be ‘uploaded’?

Can I play J.D. Vance in the movie?

It’s been quite a while since I tweeted anything non-work related so bear with me when I try and think of something interesting to say

okay let’s try this thing again, shall we

@bsky.app will you introduce ID verification so we’re not overrun with bots like the old place?

Okay let’s try this again…

Not being so good at posting over here am I…

I am gonna aim to be more active on this platform, kind of done with X since the bird died. Do say hello.

Ahoy-hoy!