Just thought of something I’ve never thought of before. An idea so amazing, yet so simple, the world would not be able to fathom its implications. I’m afraid of putting words to it, so potent is its power.

Kimmel is up on YouTube

Understandably, new government guidance around Tylenol use may have some first-time fathers-to-be questioning how to support their pregnant wives should they experience some pain during pregnancy. Luckily, in times of strife, we can turn to the wisdom of our forebearers.

New 22-team playoff format really taking the drama out of the postseason push, per ESPN.

The Progressive “turning into your parents” ads are a long-game bit, right? Like, they’re intentionally making more reasonable things seem socially uncouth, right?

Has anyone considered revising the National Anthem so it’s just about sports?

It’s cool that in the Democratic party you have to read the loser candidates’ books to find out what they really believed about all their own stated policy aims.

The Packers loss today somehow feels like a valid indictment of the coach’s and quarterback’s limiting tendencies, and also a throwaway nothing game that will not matter in the grand scheme of things I feel like my time was wasted. I don’t appreciate that.

LOL just fuck all the way off.

Throw looks a lot less bad if Nabers tracks it better and doesn’t overrun it.

Now we have to go win a game we’ve been trying to leave for an hour

“Everyone should be talking about this.” Of course, but it’s a hard sell. We all know he’s pressuring his people to do crooked shit. It’s not new information, it doesn’t deviate from what we expect. So CVH here is trying, but he’s leaning on the king rhetoric, and people are just like, whatever.

Bret Bielema needs to “discover” a gas leak in the IU visitors locker room to salvage Illinois’ CFP hopes

Worst Wisconsin coach of my lifetime.

Gun culture leads to gun death. Access to guns leads to gun death. Gun culture is not a culture worth protecting.

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

So the targeting review is just to keep white kids on the favored team in the game? Pretty clear spear tackle to the QB’s neck in the Clemson game.

It really needs to be said how these “concerns” were literally the default compromise position by every major sporting body since 2015 and anyone arguing other is just looking for further restrictions. And politicians playing into that rhetoric are why the current moment is perilous for us.

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

Thought of a great sign idea and not two scrollflicks later did I happen upon this. Humbled me quickly.

If you're upset about Jimmy Kimmel being "canceled," I'm sure you were just as furious when you heard about Joy Reid and Tiffany Cross or Amber Ruffin or Karen Attiah or Jemele Hill Because Kimmel might still have a job if you were

Jason Crow, my rep over here in Aurora, voted to honor fallen bigot Charlie Kirk. Denver’s rep, Diana DeGette, who has the same fetish of capitulating to fascism but is being primaried by a progressive, voted Present. 🤔

Why do we still care more about who gets blamed for the shutdown than doing everything possible to stop this madness? Not a rhetorical question.

Feels like not enough is made of how many comfortable republican business professors indoctrinate their students to believe that maximizing profit is a valid moral north star.

Why did the ESPN game clock run from 9 seconds to 2 seconds to 7 seconds in Valks-Lynx? That was flummoxing.

I’d be so much madder about this Kimmel shit if Sal Frelick didn’t smack a 3-run dinger today to help the Brewers get their second 9-2 win in a row, which should trigger some kind of bonus win to be honest, like there’s 162 games, you can fuck around with it.

Anyway now back to watching the new season of Hacks, which is about… oh, right.

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

“Look, the racists have won, actually” isn’t the justification he’s hoping it is

Absolute heat from the venerable scholar A.D. Carson. @aydeethegreat.bsky.social www.contrabandcamp.com/p/if-charlie...

Lol.

YELI DONG BONK

Why are most of the Brewers wearing 21 but Brice Turang is not?

Drinking a beer

Always amazing when there’s a scorigami. But I also enjoy subtler pleasures, such as thinking “man has it really been four years since a 20-9 game?”

Honestly my worry here was that someone prompted AI to write the letter. I think Murph doing it is fine.

Just wanna point out that there was no ankle sprain while he was wearing eye black. Maybe try putting on the eye black to see if the sprain goes away?

Go Pack Go, fuck ICE, and Free Palestine.

Just looked at next week’s SNF matchup and WHAT in GOD’s NAME is that game?

Bluesky was at its level best when we completely ignored happenings on the other site and last week’s events completely busted open the floodgates.

SNF seems really self-conscious about putting two meh QBs on in a week where we had a SB rematch, Commanders-Packers, and even a Cowboys-Giants game with 77 points. They should be. This is buns.

Not sure why but it’s giving Milwaukee Brewers.

wheeeee!

Ngl I did sit down at my couch and turn on the Brewer game in the bottom of the eighth, Brew Crew down 6-2, and I thought “all right guys, win me this game” and they just obediently did it. That felt pretty cool.

Suddenly, the New York Times covers protests.

Oh uh hey uh no? Probably no.

CB1, Keisean Nixon. Acknowledge. Make Ross Uglem apologize.

Clyde is locked in

Keisean Nixon god damn!