Putting Joey Ortiz on a sitcom poster until he hits a home run. Day 1:

I can’t believe Cubs fans spent a week mocking Milwaukee for the roof leaks during a generational week of storms and meanwhile Wrigley has a RAT INFESTATION

A new “Another Brewers Podcast is up!! Did you know Jett Williams can also play CF!?!?

Look on the bright side, the Brewers haven’t lost 6 games in a row since 2023. The record is 14. So we bouncing back, or going for the record???

First 2026 shirt is up!

What a weird thing to post about a baseball team you don’t follow. Don’t drink at 5am, folks.

Own that fraud, Yeli

My goodness

“Is Tony Danza a Malignant?!?!?” @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social

I watched the first part of Kid Rock’s opening song and the thing you can’t say about it is that it wasn’t hilarious. He came out in jorts. He did the microphone flip thing like 10 times right away. Then he got too tired and couldn’t keep up his lip syncing. Absolute comedy gold

Them: “Just stop watching baseball” Me:

My kids love “The Masked Singer” and all their intro videos are now all AI and I couldn’t hate it more

WHAT is coming!?!?

Absolutely brilliant of Amazon to change their app so when you open it, it shows you what is being delivered and coming so if your kids open it by accident they get to see their Christmas presents early!!

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

A new Brewers meme is born

Teenage McDonalds employee: “I’m sorry, we are out of the McRib” Me:

The person who made the season 4 spine did it just to piss me off.

I heard “Wicked: For Good” is just like the Green Bay Packers: Good, but could be better and the previous version was probably better and it’s taking too long to get to the ending we want.

Producing and performing all weekend for Don’t Tell shows!

Tom Schweiger in Superior, WI thinks the LGBTQ+ community members in Green Bay should be hung

Kids: Dad, it’s Halloween let’s listen to spooky music. Me: You will learn every word of “Move Along” by All-American Rejects or I have FAILED YOU.

Rob Manfred allowed a musical performance in the middle of the game because he doesn’t like baseball and doesn’t give a shit.

Them: Describe a Packers fan Me:

Thanks for visiting my web site Cubs fans!

BREAKING: Joe Flacco has been traded to the Milwaukee Brewers to quote “add starting depth” for the NLCS

Does “Tron:Ares” know that no one wants to see it and it’s going to bomb?

Oh no

3 days ago my brother in law said he usually puts 1/4 cup of creamer in every cup of coffee and I still haven’t recovered

Gee can’t imagine why people hate Cubs fans

Kesha’s new album > Sabrina’s new album > Taylor’s new album

to my fellow Brewers fans, embrace this opportunity we have the chance to do the funniest and best possible thing imaginable it's time to get stuck in and take it to these clowns

The review no one asked for

My kids thought “Hot Rod” was funny and got to breathe a sigh of relief that they have good senses of humor

What we are missing in all of this is that Conan was clearly the best Late Night host of all time.

People. How are we not smarter than this? 7000 likes and 1000 shares and completely fake lol

The one thing I want to say about the Packers' victory is: Release the Epstein files.

Russ Ball appropriately remaining in the shadow realm

these two bringing in a one-man wrecking crew like micah… ok packers LFGGGGGG #GoPackGo

Packers have officially entered their villain era

Gonna scream “Golden” from KPop Demon Hunters in its entirety tonight anytime Matthew gets a catch until I’m removed from Lambeau

Yup

Now I hate TWO Canadians named Bieber

Oh wow it’s crazy what you see when you zoom in on the Taylor Swift engagement ring