John “BrewersRaptor” Egan
@brewersraptor.bsky.social
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Comedian/writer. Milwaukee Brewers. Wisconsin sports.
WHAT is coming!?!?
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Absolutely brilliant of Amazon to change their app so when you open it, it shows you what is being delivered and coming so if your kids open it by accident they get to see their Christmas presents early!!
12 days ago
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Zito
13 days ago
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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13 days ago
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A new Brewers meme is born
18 days ago
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Teenage McDonalds employee: “I’m sorry, we are out of the McRib” Me:
22 days ago
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Freezer
23 days ago
The person who made the season 4 spine did it just to piss me off.
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I heard “Wicked: For Good” is just like the Green Bay Packers: Good, but could be better and the previous version was probably better and it’s taking too long to get to the ending we want.
about 1 month ago
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Producing and performing all weekend for Don’t Tell shows!
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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about 2 months ago
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Tom Schweiger in Superior, WI thinks the LGBTQ+ community members in Green Bay should be hung
about 2 months ago
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Kids: Dad, it’s Halloween let’s listen to spooky music. Me: You will learn every word of “Move Along” by All-American Rejects or I have FAILED YOU.
about 2 months ago
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Craig Calcaterra
about 2 months ago
Rob Manfred allowed a musical performance in the middle of the game because he doesn’t like baseball and doesn’t give a shit.
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Them: Describe a Packers fan Me:
about 2 months ago
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Thanks for visiting my web site Cubs fans!
2 months ago
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BREAKING: Joe Flacco has been traded to the Milwaukee Brewers to quote “add starting depth” for the NLCS
2 months ago
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Does “Tron:Ares” know that no one wants to see it and it’s going to bomb?
2 months ago
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Hunter
3 months ago
Oh no
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3 days ago my brother in law said he usually puts 1/4 cup of creamer in every cup of coffee and I still haven’t recovered
3 months ago
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Gee can’t imagine why people hate Cubs fans
3 months ago
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Kesha’s new album > Sabrina’s new album > Taylor’s new album
3 months ago
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Math
3 months ago
to my fellow Brewers fans, embrace this opportunity we have the chance to do the funniest and best possible thing imaginable it's time to get stuck in and take it to these clowns
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The review no one asked for
3 months ago
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My kids thought “Hot Rod” was funny and got to breathe a sigh of relief that they have good senses of humor
3 months ago
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What we are missing in all of this is that Conan was clearly the best Late Night host of all time.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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People. How are we not smarter than this? 7000 likes and 1000 shares and completely fake lol
3 months ago
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Monster Put In Wallet
3 months ago
The one thing I want to say about the Packers' victory is: Release the Epstein files.
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Hot Take Jake
3 months ago
Russ Ball appropriately remaining in the shadow realm
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ashlynn_b
3 months ago
these two bringing in a one-man wrecking crew like micah… ok packers LFGGGGGG
#GoPackGo
add a skeleton here at some point
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Packers have officially entered their villain era
3 months ago
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Gonna scream “Golden” from KPop Demon Hunters in its entirety tonight anytime Matthew gets a catch until I’m removed from Lambeau
3 months ago
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Yup
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Now I hate TWO Canadians named Bieber
4 months ago
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Oh wow it’s crazy what you see when you zoom in on the Taylor Swift engagement ring
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Plz Brewers
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4 months ago
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What a terribly designed shirt lol
4 months ago
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Our local county fair carnival games were charging $10 to throw 3 darts this weekend and not gonna lie it’s been a while since I’ve laughed at a stranger to their face.
4 months ago
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Hey Paul Skenes
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Improv with DnD! Tomorrow night!
5 months ago
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5 months ago
While the NL “favorites” have been stumbling over themselves the last couple months, the Brewers are quietly trucking along quietly.
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Don't lie to me Facebook marketplace, I know a butt plug when I see one
5 months ago
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Reported NOT SAFE from my household being overrun by “Soda Pop” and “Golden”
5 months ago
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Tonight I put the lime (Liquid Death Lime) in the coconut (random bottle of coconut rum) and drank em both up
5 months ago
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Pats Pocket Pancakes are in the store
5 months ago
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