“i’m not taking you to waffle house just because you think people are going to have a fight there. you need to grow up because i am hungry.”

fruity stupid thing

Mitchell, SD 12/14/26

middle age is going to be my time 🐭 i wasn’t gonna make it to 40 now i am writing a book and collecting antique cigarette lighters my knees have begun conspiring against me and i don’t even mind

when you were a kid did you ever try and get really good at undoing and removing staples from paperwork with your fingers while blemishing the paper as little as possible?

i’ve backslid hard on car dependence out here. i want to do the bicycle again

taking my vorpal blade into the shop bc it keeps making this snicker-snack sound

I'd say that this applies to anyone traveling in a car in any city. Being in a car versus walking, riding, or taking transit fundamentally changes how you view a place and your relationship to it. I wish more leaders set this kind of example. www.npr.org/2026/04/16/n...

“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains” Shakira, the woman you are

Chicago, aka the big C, is where you can find a hot dog dinner

Looks we love

:explaining to my exquisitely neurotic dog that we’re moving out of state: change good, lina so many new e n e m i e s for lina

Forbidden! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cakp...

I have a Go Fund Me page for help with my heart surgeries. Insurance will cover the operations, but I won't be able to work for a while. Help if you can, even if it's only good vibes. Thanks! www.gofundme.com/f/support-te...

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.04.16

into a spicy stew 🧤⚡️🧅🦔🧄🌭🧈🥘🌈💥👩‍🍳

this came in the mail while i was in mipple city and gee whiz this is a good fucking guitar pedal

notes from the road

got teased by lads for doing my laundry at the motel

gonna cook ya

back on the road to colorado tomorrow hoo boy

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

drinkable konjac jelly

Illuminated Manuscript creatures!! #1 Cone Dog!!

self portrait. "anachronism", 2026 #art #painting #selfportrait #furryart #dynasoar5

is there anyone in the seattle area with a car? i am suddenly back on the bill of a show i thought was canceled, i need a ride to the venue around 530-6

it’s just about cinched. moving back to minneapolis this summer officially. 🐭

y’ever had a zagnut?

i can’t fucking breathe

Tony Ackland #oldhammer

somebody spit in the elevator

i’m so stressed out i’m going to ikea to decompress

i’m back i’m back i’m back i’m back

“Sioux City would never again build a corn palace” is a treasure of a phrase i read this morning. at the corn palace in Mitchell. Mitchell, South Dakota: “WE HAVE ONE, THOUGH!”

i haven’t clambered up these pebbly motel stairs that make your knees buckle in a long time

cruising through south dakota today, i muttered to myself “this is arby’s country.”

babe wake up new summoning salt

Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Sign (1982, USA)

to me this is really exciting because truly the worker-owned model is the only way forward if we want anything resembling an actual informational ecosystem to exist. PLUS food is so important and there's an enormous gap to fill; so much of it is labor stories that don't get coverage from big outlets

Sites like this are the future of real writing. We have a chance to wrestle legitimacy and culture away from the ossified tyrants who have used it to promote bigotry and state agendas, and we have to seize that chance.

who will buy my magic guitar? it would be neat if somebody i know wants my special magic guitar. message me if so, we can make that $ number into a different one reverb.com/item/9454577...

powerful kitty

There are 2 kinds of people - those who can’t believe Andy Samberg married some random musician, and those who can’t believe Joanna Newsom married some random comedian. Both of these people are married to each other.

a two-bit goat shaving louse, but by god he had the lips of an emperor