That's one cold boat ride, but the company's good.

please

CHICAGO! TAKE HEED! take your friend HEED to the show to see my friend Brandon!

alarmed to learn just how often and until how recently they’ve tried to being ALF back

can you go to motokichi and request that the guy not do it? can you send like, the dishwasher out to make the egg? i’ll get scared if the guy does it

in the style of the fingers

i think more than anyone else in the space warlock corpse is the most talented and attentive to hardware specifics, what sounds belong where. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ3Z...

i bought this cool bug for twenty clams

buying this, writing “i think they did a pretty good job, considering… you know,” and passing it along to different record store

zzz

did you know... the mosh pit was invented by Jack Mosh in 1977? while it's also been called the mosh pit, what is now known as "moshing" was initially referred to as "jacking off"

Philip Guston, Gladiators, 1940 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1137049

www.shortboxcomicsfair.com/shop-sq4wj/p... My new lesbian catgirl comic is out ‼️

and this is my lover and associate, jaguar jazzmaster

it's about time to cycle the out of season clothes out from inside the bass drum

god bless mad magazine. a three-hour historical stanley kubrick epic? you better believe we're going to parody it in our magazine for children

Julien Adolphe Duvocelle, Skull with Bulging Eyes and Hands Gripping a Wall, c. 1904, pencil and charcoal, 36 x 25 cm (Paris, Musée du Louvre)

no pyro, no stage makeup costumes????? would be ok with being in a band with a puppet in it

a little dollop of whipped cream on your chia seed pudding, why not?

ecstatic visions before dinner

Overheard: “Ooooh you can hear our food sizzling!” I don’t want to break the bad news that what they’re hearing is the employee hand wash sink

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

HEY BOZO would be a cute name for a little cafe. let’s meet up at HEY BOZO. we could storm the castle afterward?

Hotto Inu, the mascot for Hot Staff staffing agency, is a “hot” dog who warmly supports those looking for work.

small bear, fuzz pedal

Album of the Month - September Artist: Abraham Album: IDSUNGWÜSSÄ You're surprised, I'm surprised, but here it is. One of the most interesting, original, and honestly unsettling post-metal-eque albums of recent memory. Potent, weird, and entrancing. abrahamband.bandcamp.com/album/idsung...

cough drops in oat milk like cereal

she fucking got me

Sorry, not sorry, neighbors.

absentmindedly rolled a strand of my hair into a joint and it was sticking out the end like you’re supposed to pull it for a surprise

It’s Gonemage Day!! • On @fiadh.bsky.social for tapes/vinyl: fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/coldes... • Direct from @gonemage.bsky.social for digital: gonemage.bandcamp.com/album/coldes... Featuring me on track 4 😎🤌Thanks to Garry again for the invite to create this, it’s a huge honor to be part of it.

god i love a Kurosawa fight scene. nobody makes me that scared that i, in the audience, am about to die soon and i’m going to see and feel it the whole time, oh no!

The WHO'S HARRY CRUMB theme is a goddamn banger. youtu.be/uRT5IRpSpOA

Elfs. Dwarfs. Hobbix.

a 160 hot dog omelette for the whole village

Moreover, I am especially grateful to artists like @idiotwitchamelia.bsky.social, @jessyedmusic.bsky.social, @rhinestonetomboy.bsky.social, and @paisleyfields.bsky.social for giving of themselves when it would be so much easier not to nodepression.org/queer-countr...

bestial surf rock. blackened calypso.

Citadel and storm

cover up

just described the raspberry as a fruit that’s all elbows

i feel like the pitched-down cuica in this song some days m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFU1...

play ball!

I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.

restaurants with an area that used to seat more people

:helicopter flies over: i hope that someone’s just real sick

Dog Semiotic

i can wear corded headphones anywhere on earth except for my own kitchen, where they catch on idk, a ladybug’s dream and are yanked so violently from my ears, launching my phone out of my pocket and clattering across the floor into the next room, seven or eight times in the course of cooking dinner