Santa Sangre is a Christmas movie

shout out to magnesium. magnesium : it does something

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

"what if jason and the argonauts had smoother stop motion?" what if I super glued your butthole shut?

Hey there, this is the account manager for Jucika, I hate to break silence but we need help to pay for an emergency kidney removal. We are currently uninsured and living in the US makes it difficult We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt Thank you for understanding gofund.me/16ef32cb1

Egg drop soup

clever like a hans

if i were dead and a ghost, you would tell me, right?

(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

“come to me for your stews and gravies,” that’s his catchphrase

Hi everybodyy so we found someone who will rent to us (which is really great news) but with the cost of moving we cant afford the security deposit and rent. if u like my little artworks and want to help us get this place please consider donating and sharing :)) love u all ko-fi.com/ftdire

crumb chum : a friend you can eat bread with

sneaking out at six am to shovel show without any clothes on to prepare my body as an offering for when i move back to the blessed midwest

This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"

do not disturb

“i don’t want your brain,” i respond to my chihuahua’s proposal that we switch for a little while. “a little dog’s brain is sacred, so i’m not allowed. also you don’t want my brain.”

when someone calls themself a servant leader it means they are imagining themself doing vlad the impaler stuff to you right now. they use that specific phrase to signal to others in the know that they have a shed for keeping people in

party glass : everyone help pick all the little pieces of glass up off the floor

listening to old motown music, crying with joy, yearning for death

When I started drawing this it was a joke and then I kept going and it stopped being a joke

Gn

what an elegantly funny way to name a hamburger

Back to the beginning of the 90s for tonight's music. Carnage - Dark Recollections. One of the front runners of Swedish Death Metal, split up and became Dismember before the album was officially released. Absolutely amazing album.

🦘🖋️

it’s like they read my mind when dead and dripping made their new album slower and weirder and yuckier than the last one

live fire ants as an ice cream topping

don’t get cocky, flyboy. everett true comes for us all one day. for something. there’s always gonna be something you hadn’t thought of. …but it bothers him.

lotioning a dragon’s ass

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

devil come up from hell lick my eyeballs

Terrie’s Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/littlepaw40224 Direct FA post: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...

The artist behind these has been doing this longer than most of us and we are so lucky to be able to enjoy the breadth of her work. She needs heart surgery and could really use community support atm www.patreon.com/TerrieSmith

Christina’s World, Andrew Wyeth, 1948

Alternatively, you can do this. I am in the hole so fucking bad from this move and truly can’t afford to leave. ko-fi.com/mightyatom

Survival

your dads are here to pick you up

ME: *passing around a bowl of spaghetti* and here are his guts *passing around a plate of meatballs* and his eyeballs *passing around a plate of garlic bread* and his uh crackly femurs

I geuinely dreamt watching this entire cartoon for six straight minutes constantly asking myself if the BBL was invented in 1941 and was famed animator Richard Williams even alive to animate this and woke up and immediately posted this

10PM on a Wednesday

The official state ape of Texas is the cowhand.

Self-replicating cars cause the apocalypse From: Automania 2000 (1963), dir. John Halas, Halas & Batchelor

OTD 1969 James Brown drags his road-weary band into King Studios in Cincinnati to record. Drummer Clyde Stubblefield bangs out a drum pattern Brown crafts into "Funky Drummer." Minor hit but it forms a foundational beat in Hip-Hop. The bldg remains vacant & standing but King left in 1971.

Original inks vs teeny tiny riso printed pages

Mourn the Game 022

BIG BAD WOLF no.6 OOAK handmade art doll #artdoll

family values

the mind of the artist

i mean go ahead. text jesus. text jesus right now. go ahead and do that.