Woo hoo!

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Here is my art for Chapter 1 of @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social 's fic Closest to Heaven! (New chapters posted Weds) Ed and Stede are best friends and it's the 90s. Stede is slow to realize why no kiss can measure up to the kisses he's shared with Ed😌✨ Read it: archiveofourown.org/works/748208...

tummy smoochies :))) #myart #rhyikaverse #smoochie ok i TRIED I WASNT SURE WHAT TO DO??? how were shoes easier than tummies 😭 blame @ericavee.bsky.social

Final chapter + epilogue of my collaboration with @petrichorca.bsky.social and @mahnah.bsky.social originally written for were-animal day in AUgust 2025 is up (link below) and @mahnah.bsky.social made some GORGEOUS art for it:

ITS HERE!! Ch3 of Flight of the Albatross is back after a 7 month hiatus!! Featuring 6 new art pieces and a short summary to catch you back up 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/620391...

really excited to share chapter 3 of clothing swap AU soon!! Stede and Ed are gonna meet (cutely)! and they're gonna talk!

Chapter 8 of The Body Kinetic is here! I'm dropping it at your feet like a cat who fucked off three months ago and then reappeared this morning with a chewed-up lizard just for you. 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/672341...

He DEMANDS them! #ofmd #OFMDfanart

Ed in this pretty please 👀💜

The Halloween budget is nonexistent but the whimsy persists nonetheless, please enjoy this terrifying scene ooh aah scary

What have I done???

Gang, every sentence of this made me wriggle in absolute delight and now I have a thing for feet, I guess.

Friends, this fic made me laugh very hard. It’s got incredible comedic timing, Commitment to the Bit and soooo much delicious smut.

#ofmdkinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public #ofmdnsfw

thirding this, there are absolutely resources out there for pet food (and human food). if you need help finding it, i am happy to talk you through what words to use/places to look in your area

The boys have put on their cozy sweaters and are ready for a trip to the pumpkin patch. Mission: find the perfect pumpkin 🎃 #OFMDollsAutumn for pumpkin and black cat 🍂

Do we still do #takeTwoTuesday ? In honor of the gorgeous full moon the past few nights and also spooky season, may I offer “Wolf Like Me” by @beabonnet.bsky.social the #OFMDpodfic is 8 1/2 hours vivid world building, great characters, cinematic drama. 🌶️🌶️🌶️ E. on.soundcloud.com/H7l9ovSUAQlU...

Updates!! 😍 (No one has ever suffered as much as these poor boys.)

Demi Stede truthers unite 🥰 Here’s mine: Freeform (~62k, WIP, E): archiveofourown.org/works/54395011 It’s not explicitly tagged, but TBK Stede is deeply, deeply demi as well (56k, WIP, M, will eventually go E): archiveofourown.org/works/67234183

Stede from Wingman ❤️

It’s throwback Thursday AND the day AFETR #OFMDTVAU sitcom day so perhaps I could be allowed to post a little bit of a crack-adjacent AU of The Office and it could be a DOUBLE throwback archiveofourown.org/works/49122064

RAAHHHHHHH this is just perfection

I wrote a very short and silly crossover with The Good Place for this: archiveofourown.org/works/71345161

If you start listening to the wanna fly away podfic when ao3 is about to go down, you’ll finish and magically find it back up! soundcloud.com/user-3761719...

I’m not even a Hannah Montana guy but I am O B S E S S E D with this fic and can proudly say that I am definitely a Leonatic.

me @ leonardo colorado

All butt cheeks are worthy of obsession! Ty for the inspiration 🩷💜💙 #OurFlagMeansButts

“The calf muscle is the most mysterious of aaaaall the muscles.”

And a Frenchie Friday?! So all three, triple threat 🩷💜💙 Arrr raise the flags, me biratical mateys! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

Chapter 2 of the podfic of There's a Bluebird in my Heart by @asneakyfox.bsky.social and @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social.

Hi happy Friday please enjoy this terrible Photoshop I made of our favorite men holding puppies!!! 🐾 #ofmd

Seriously though, look how absolutely fucking gorgeous these one of a kind pieces are!!!

MyTaskmaster AU, titled 'Your Time Starts Now', kicks off on Sept 11, coinciding with the new series of the IRL show. Join Taskmaster Ed Teach, his assistant 'Little' Izzy Hands & a great new cast for tasks & intrigue galore! Not sure what Taskmaster is? Here's a guide to all things TM! #OFMDFic

Fuck it, we deserve a little Halloween Stede pin up today. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Tuesday! I made a tiny fic (at an accidental 1717 words!). What happens when the guys get called up after their 5 years? Spats and beefs and leaving and being left. Sorry Paul Simon🤷🏻‍♀️

Imagine if somebody won this matching pair?! 😍🩷 #ywmlp #ofmd

for #TakeTwoTuesday, please consider: Zheng giving Stede a good spanking, as a treat

#taketwotuesday Steampunk gentlebeard with a hint of tealoranges, a dash of Izzy, and a mystery that needs all of them to solve it #ofmdfic archiveofourown.org/works/677906...

Ch1 of the podfic of There's a Bluebird in my Heart by @asneakyfox.bsky.social & @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social. Stede Bonnet escapes from a world where he’s never felt he fit in into a world where everyone has an animal companion, a daemon - everyone but him, of course, because he wasn't born here.

I spent FAR too long putting together an Instagram story so I'm afraid I'm sharing it here too #ywmlp www.32auctions.com/ywmlp

New from @nomadsland.bsky.social @kninjaknitter.bsky.social @merryfinches.bsky.social and me… An OFMD The Martian AU! What happens when astronaut Ed Teach gets left behind? archiveofourown.org/works/69533706 #ofmdaugust @ofmdmaunths.bsky.social

$18,000!!! Amazing crew ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 #ywmlp

Ok folks, can I get fic recs where Stede might be a bit of a mess but Ed is a rock? Im thinking like @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social 's 5 birthdays and a funeral or @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social 's out of the bag?

No one give Stede a lecture on sword historical accuracy. It's Louis' and it's foam but it worked for the look. #OFMD #OFMDfanart