not nonbinary as in short haired cartoon character. nonbinary as in all of your photos of me are deeply out of focus and give you a series of cluster headaches before your nose starts bleeding. there is a 22 minute time gap in your memories

*banging my head on my desk* “I have a job because I solve the hard problems.” *bang* “I have a job because I solve the problems nobody else wants to deal with.” *bang* “I have a job because the problems are complex and multilayered, and because the solutions take many steps” *bang* “My head hurts.”

Pebble was listening to Death Cab For Cutie earlier this week, so it should have been no surprise when, a few days later, brain did its standard corruption-loop thing and gave me an on-repeat memory loop of: ♪ “this is the sound of scissoring” ♪

Fit I wear on my way to get absolutely bodied in a duel for the rose bride

Okay if idiot men won't wear it then give it to me, I want fucking Butch Regalia

Ariel, emerging from one year of Court-Mandated Rehab: “♫ I want to be where the tweakers are~ ♫”

I am making waaaay too many lemon bars, and have a few too many bottles of mead on hand. Someone come to the apartment tomorrow evening and help us cull the population!

My lips and teeth are blue @echo262.bsky.social said this is like a Jolly Rancher if you sucked the joy out of it and @tkingfisher.com said “Ennui Rancher” and I spat blue all over me

Hey gay bars in San Francisco: what the fucking fuck is this shit SF queers boycott the fuck outta this nonsense please!

Been diving down a wiki hole for a few days, based on the thought, “hey, wasn’t there an anime movie with a totally unexpected banger in it?” I think I’ve found it, the second Ranma ½ movie, from 1992, featured “A Piece of Love” as its credits song: youtu.be/eOjq47q7DK0

This is becoming a new favorite song? youtu.be/gDcHBgVsGvE

Hey @spikepoint.bsky.social, you seen this music video yet? Please correct me if I’m mistaken, but I feel like this might just be of interest: youtu.be/gDcHBgVsGvE

I have been coughy and phlegmy for most of the last 11 days, and I would like not to be coughy and phlegmy anymore, please.

it's basically the number one rule to any medium ; you can't just tunnel-vision and pigeon hold yourself into a corner. that niche may feel comfortable but it's stifling and prevents you from seeing "the bigger picture" in any sort of artistic/cultural context

Posting this for a specific audience here.

MOTHERFUCKER

😳 youtu.be/doUuULVBNWw

I can think of three people off the top of my head that would thoroughly rock this dress

Half-conscious and shivering under an electric blanket at 1am, between dizzying coughing fits, I distinctly remember muttering the lyrics of “Me And The Sky” to myself, and woke up this morning to it playing free on repeat in my head. youtu.be/5CxPdnHxh54

What the hell kind of infection did I pick up?! Feel like if I cough any harder I’m gonna burst a vein or give myself a stroke

I am sick on the day of the Final* Frolic. BOOOOOOOOO.

Up with the sun 🌄 #art | #commissions

You heard right! We're working on getting .furry to be the next big TLD! We're backed by the non-profit @pawprintprototyping.org and will be by furries, for furries. ⚠️ But we need your help! ⚠️ Support us today to help make this a reality and to get a .furry domain of your own www.dotfurry.org

⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️ The .furry domain is being considered for a new wave of gTLD's. Pawprint Prototyping is looking to raise $90k for the application fee. If successful, we'll have a domain owned and operated wholely by the community. Consider sharing/supporting if you have a second: www.dotfurry.org

The Great American State DashCon: celebrating the United States’ 250th year with an inflatable pool ball pit gently floating down the Potomac

I’m still short on rent and have a lot of things I need to afford beyond that, so I’m still open for comms! Reposts and support are appreciated! I also have a ko-fi for tips as well: ko-fi.com/goatuna

Up at 6:45, instant coffee, then meeting 7am-9am. Grab toast, run out the door, then meeting on the walk to the bus, while waiting for the bus, and while commuting in. Get to office at 9:45, investigate problem until 10, then meeting from 10am-11am. It’s gonna be a long day.

The Bear Card: A regal bear that represents the burden of leadership, fairness, support, and enduring hardship. Ink comm for a friend! #furryart

Spent your whole morning preening and your feathers are still all ruffled? Quill issues.

It’s the end of the month and my move is next week, so I have lots of funds to raise over the next few days! I’m open for all sorts of commission slots, from stickers to ref sheets to group scenes and more! Use the link in OP to check prices and order. Reposts appreciated!

i am become linux user, juicer of tarballs

I have no idea how the political action groups found my phone number, but when I find out who sold it to them, I’m gonna hire the tumblr witches to curse their bloodline, anyone who engages in contracts, as well as anyone who engages in social intercourse with them. May the suffering be overwhelming

Maystelid Day 16 - †Chamitataxus #Maystelid

“Turn on notifications?” No. I don’t want notifications, and if I did, I know how to do so. I don’t want notifications. Not from you, not for email, nor a natural disaster, not for Amber or Silver or any other alert. I BARELY tolerate notifications for messages from my most cherished loved ones.

I think my midlife crisis was to break up with cooking and candy making, and to pick silversmithing, with a minor in stonecutting and brewing

pov ur a sea otter now

Listening to the news today, I heard a song and was instantly transported to a sunny summer late afternoon in the mid-2000’s, where I sat entranced, watching a music video broadcast on local TV: Julieta Venegas’ “Limón y Sal” www.npr.org/2026/05/13/n...

AUGH

Incredible

Commission @goatuna.bsky.social because he will embody you perfectly.

Slightly increase a band Credence Clearwater Renaissance

Slightly increase a band The Smithses

Bread. youtu.be/J1DAmmROUX8

Woke up this morning a couple hours early to have a conference with a team a few time zones away, and noticed the first rays of sunlight strike the eastern wall, reflected off the windows of a neighbor, and I legitimately could not remember the last time I’d seen the first light of day.

I took a class on negotiation from Harvard & one of the things they teach is that even a tiny, quick amount of small talk / friendly social noises really do make even important business negotiations go better. It very much is about establishing that you're both basically friendly, decent humans.

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

Get out of that tree, Otter. You're on drugs, aren't you?