my kink is expensive PCs so I'm eating good today

sigil 105 - "it's not our world and it never was"

its gonna be okay 🍀🌿🐺

> "we democratized a thing" > look inside > they are raising the noise floor

i saw the digital circus

(Trying to be romantic) I’m like a chaser but for you specifically

If you wee this, post a pic from your phone with no explanation.

I need to be tf’d into a big fat dragon stat

Just found out the mortgage company is threatening to foreclose on us in about a month (around july 20th) because my mom is behind on mortgage payments despite both me and my brother paying her rent every month. Opening for -many- slots. 20% discount on everything listed. DM me

You can never dumb down your art enough for the average American to fully understand it, and you should never try to. Fuck ‘em

eating the joint you get passed 2 calories

I need to suck his dick for a whole week.

Someone actually crunched the numbers, and using GenAI can decrease reviews for indie game on Steam (a useful proxy stat for sales) by as much as *58%* 🤖

i feel so bad i thought this bench was dedicated to ai chatbot

💕Indecisive couples💕

Maybe lateral moves are exactly what you need to make. Maybe you are a crab this time.

polyamorous AND a puppygirl AND a rust developer?? honey i think you might be addicted to ownership semantics

Me: its time to open up this pit! Construction Contractor: please, no

having to admit youre an addict is so dumb. ooh i fell for the serpent’s fruit oooh im weak of spirit oooh

Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?

Because of how politically atrophied the average American citizen is, electoral work and encouraging people to vote for a left wing program (through a candidate) is actually the most effective way to mobilize someone and *then* develop them into a more active participant.

Friend came out to me as trans in a dream and I don’t remember who it was and now worried I have some spurious gender memory node somewhere that isn’t real

do NOT send a pic of your dad to a group of gay furries

Ancient chinese curse: “may you reach the front page of hacker news”

Commission WIP

If youre pissin at a urinal your pants and undies should be around your ankles I think

It is definitely intern season

i think my favorite thing about online is people who clearly have a massive amount of talent dedicating 110% of their energy to something deeply silly

Smoking the rock that makes you intelligent and wise. But you have to become covered in moss and lichens

People think that if you use AI to make music, that it’s cheating because AI makes all the music for you. But a lot of musicians use AI for things like asking ChatGpt “Are saxophones real?” and then using that data summary to make better music decisions. And I don’t have a problem with that.

lotsa faces

Love software that cannot be built in windows but only runs in windows

TRAN GIRLISMO: THE ONLY AUTOMOTIVE PODCAST THAT WILL TELL YOU TO READ LENIN

I AM NOT ASKING ANYMORE

ok who says that last one

When you go, would you have the guts to say I don't love you like I loved you yesterday

As technology is ruining everything around me I am getting infinitely more library pilled

finally glasses that make people look at you and think "why is their head so small"

Leak now or forever hold your piss

maniacal hrt

scooby doo when he sees one of my selfies:

My lips and teeth are blue @echo262.bsky.social said this is like a Jolly Rancher if you sucked the joy out of it and @tkingfisher.com said “Ennui Rancher” and I spat blue all over me

You like DnD, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate Face it, you're never gonna make it

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