i really cannot with this, thanks @thebsinbsn.bsky.social hahaha

Get around @thebsinbsn.bsky.social and her Detriot Pistons youtu.be/ILmGDfXr3pk?... The Knicks are the suckiest bunch of sucks I ever saw @exploding-girl.bsky.social They just plain sucked 🏀

Boomers: “we didn’t have so much autism when I was young” Boomers when you serve them alcohol in the wrong special glass:

I don’t believe it @exploding-girl.bsky.social now my pants are chafing me

As you can see, the REAL deal with @exploding-girl.bsky.social is that she's Ms. @thebsinbsn.bsky.social's assistant. She's in her early forties, is unmarried, and currently posts on Bluesky. Thanks for writing! 😊✉️

Didn’t deuce bigelow do this and burn that hairy gigolo’s house down?

Meemaw’s jevity farts today are RANCID

Where IS Molly?? Her dinner’s getting all cold and eaten! @thebsinbsn.bsky.social

Some of these memes are fucking insane 😆

This sitcom has everything

When we're both home on a Saturday but I got a new video game

Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.

No, we shan't. Yoink!

This is why don't want to make @thebsinbsn.bsky.social angry ! Molly can throw down with the best of anyone from Detriot !!!

Repost with a movie you know all the words

Sticking together is what good Karls do! @professor-gascan.bsky.social

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

DAMN RIGHT!

My CNAs hate each other and are acting like little bitches in front of patients and I AM FUCKING TIRED.

Advice to new grads… 1. Don’t let your boss on your socials. 2. Don’t snapchat your binge drinking and then call in with “food poisoning” the next day.

I don't understand @exploding-girl.bsky.social . Are you saying you and @thebsinbsn.bsky.social are bad Superfriends ???

Eeeeeeee i love it

Me completely botching decoupage…

Nighty night, The Bends

RIP George Foreman I wonder what would have happened if he and @thebsinbsn.bsky.social had a baby @exploding-girl.bsky.social ?? :)

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

The turnaround has been DYNOMITE!!

This chip was my *child*, Molly! Take SPECIAL CARE of it! @thebsinbsn.bsky.social

First time making English muffins

Tomorrow is 3/16 so don’t forget to leave out a six pack of beer and a can of whoop ass for Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight.

My CNA: what did you do before nursing? Me: tax auditor, boring af. You? Her: stripper for 20 years. Lucrative. Me: HELL YES TUCK THAT BUCK!

My birthday is in 7 months 😂

Freshen your drink, guvnah @professor-gascan.bsky.social ?

@exploding-girl.bsky.social This contest is over. Give @thebsinbsn.bsky.social the 10 000 Dollars ! This isn’t Jonno's funniest home videos @ulsterdog.bsky.social 🏈🏈🏈🎞🎞🎞

If you see this post a dragon.

@exploding-girl.bsky.social This is almost as bad as the song @ulsterdog.bsky.social wrote about @thebsinbsn.bsky.social I Pity Da Fool who doesn't like Molly 😒 😀

This goddamn team 😑

All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

The fucking album is literally called DIVA.

The pope is circling the drain and trish paytas is pregnant again