You deserve people who will stay w/ you when you're not hot, when you're not funny, when you're not rich, when you can do absolutely nothing for them. You deserve relationships that are more than transactional. You deserve to be seen & valued for you, not your "fawn" response.

The body treats attachment rupture like acute injury. The nervous system tries with increasing panic to locate what is lost, and absence feels like annihilation because we have evolved, over thousands of years and above all else, the need to bond, and a deafening klaxon to tell us when we are not.

You know, muting *certain words* on here makes the experience SO much better. I have a long list of rude, evil and stupid things I don’t want to hear about, and I added new terms to it today. Works great, way better than arguing with trolls

Afroman, the "Lemon Pound Cake" singer, won the defamation-of-cops case! 🎉🎉 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

If you're a man and your bisexual woman partner chose YOU, you need to be reinforcing she made a good choice every day, yo, no exceptions.

I need y'all to truly understand that "So you rob trains and banks but you can't steal this pussy for a night?" is now an Oscar-winning line. 💥

@abundantmischief.bsky.social , can't wait to see you in person @ Kinkfest! ❤️

I still have a Bakelite phone, I'll be fine, but how are you lot going to get out of this pickle with your tiny phone? I can easily knock someone out with my 1937 Ericsson, don't ask me how I know. It will take you ages with an Iphone!

Not sure if I'm happy or sad to learn The Truth™.

Protip: If you like an extra-smokey Old Fashioned, get a brown glass eye-dropper bottle for Liquid Smoke. 🍸

Try explaining to a boomer that this is the is an example of today's fucked job market

Putting down the rough draft, he said "I'm scandalized in the best possible way." "How can you have read so many books and still be so vanilla?" "I prefer 'old-fashioned.'" #BDSMRomance starts now

On today's episode: Congenital supernumerary penile formation... or, as I call it, Multipecker Surprise 🎉 www.iflscience.com/a-79-year-ol...

Who’s going to Kinkfest?? Moots, DM me pllllleeeease!!

Why save the cigarette for *after* sex when you could have it *during* sex (and ash on me and blow smoke on my face)?

Legit review ↓

While keeping a man in a cage is arguably a way to be my best self, it's certainly the way to be my most authentic self, and there's no reason best and most authentic can't be the same. #BDSM

Culinary sodomy is bad advice. Know that food insertion into any orifice other than the mouth is not safe.

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Imagine realizing your parents have a wilder social life than you do.

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Handler made us a gift for valentines day!!

Y'all. I miss the days of the outrage machine being focused on harmless shit, like consensual oral sex between adults. 😞

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

If you want to raise a generation of abso disaffected f'd up adults, continue what you're doing to children and adolescents. Our adult struggles within vanilla cishet Christian hegemony have nothing on coming of age violently terrorized domestically by an autocratic fascist state.

Listen up, y'all.... ⤵️

I'm delighted to report that my initial apprehension was woefully misplaced. Watch this show, frfr.

The revolution will be astroturfed.

"Opinion is the vast wasteland between ignorance and knowledge."

FYI: Netflix has a Michelle Obama documentary called "Becoming" that isn't $75mil fellation of a fascist autocrat. 🤷

Okay fine, I'm biting the bullet and finally watching Yellowjackets, bc Lord of the Flies with teenage girls is what I need after a lifetime of mostly failing spectacularly to so much as fit in with others of my gender. 🙄

Evergreen: The straights are not okay y'all. 😞

Watching a show that just introduced a woman (character) named Fedora 🤣

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My 25-year love of a legitimate covert narcissist with undiagnosed bipolar overshadowed everything. The space I held for him damaged me. It was acidic, corrosive, calcifying, & addiction-encouraging. After he died, I ripped the wings I'd kept mended from his back, and my derelict ass felt freedom.

as always, if you support ICE, Trump, or any of this shit, I sell a variety of implements to help you go fuck yourself.

Authenticity. Bring it, or GTFO. #BDSM

One of my favorite parts is leading an atheist to discover the power of worship. #BDSM

Everyone has grey areas. Show them how to integrate theirs to remake them in the image *you* desire. #BDSM

Speak to their contradictions, and they'll walk barefoot on broken glass to see you smirk. #BDSM

Forgive yourself for not expressing yourself perfectly. Forgive yourself for not knowing exactly what to say. Forgive yourself for having mixed feelings & sometimes conflicting needs. Forgive yourself for being human. Turns out it's not a crime. (Who knew?)

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Just guys being dudes @ the Chevron? 😉 #BDSM Note: Reportedly someone monikered holottacheese (youtu.be/eNiuA7UTo_Y?si=wsRl5LyeRJld0zaa) is featured here?

I just watched Sinners and home shit y'all

New Topsy just dropped.

Brand new Henry just dropped.

Tactical empathy is a great tool. #BDSM

Call me small minded but every time I stumble upon a politically conservative domme I’m like wtaf?!