Men's greatest victory is that we, as women, are ashamed of everything we do, and this really should be reversed. #Femdom

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

What do we think about the Ruby Rose/Katy Perry accusation? What are the contours of "Believe Women" at the intersection of "#MeToo"?

I need a modern and irretrievably kinky Eyes Wide Shut. I need the new one to be as edgy for us as the original was for the vanilla world.

"If more people took lithium and not oxy, this would be a much better world." 🙌

Hate to be the one to break this to you, champ, that feminism doesn't exist to keep incels like you from getting laid.

Who's @ Kinkfest, roll call!

Turns out that sometimes things fix themselves while you're watching The Pitt and eating oreo cake Instead of always asking "have you tried turning it off and on again" we should get better at asking "have you tried watching The Pitt and eating oreo cake"

This might be the Cursed Con, bc after the rooming hubub, we stalled out in Olympia. Packed car is not moving; stranger helped us push it to a parking lot. Push-starts unsuccessful, half hour of hazards killed the battery. 3 mobile mechanics aren't answering/returning calls. Can anyone help? DM.

Mage Against the Machine.

looking for a little luxury in your budget-friendly toys? the NoFrillDo line is available in Pyrite, today only!

Your can put a man in a cage, but it's decidedly more difficult to shut him the fuck up. 🙄

there’s no necronomicon at this half price books this is bullshit

Why Churches Disbelieve Victims and Believe Pastoral Abusers mikeinsac.wordpress.com/2018/04/23/w...

Money was the grey goo Fungibility of liability was a mistake The opposite of free speech is a market that prices authenticity out

Addamses #TheAddamsFamily

$25 bounty offer for the first person to link me to spiderkash's xvideos search and watch histories.

“There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy and the tired.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald

the feminine urge to disable and destroy surveillance cameras

Srsly, fuck Marriott's "changes at the corporate level" for "displacing" Kinkfest reservations to "nearby partner properties"… Landing houseboy & I a staggering 5.5 miles away… From a kink convention. With 3 shuttle runs a day. Accessibility, disability, financial challenges etc be damned, right?

i'm in a virtual meeting about dark matter and a cat named nebula just knocked the speaker's camera over

It's like men saying there is no evidence that women are treated differently. HOW. WOULD. YOU. KNOW. You don't know. You can only see what you can see. And you can't see what I see. The problem is, you make it seem that if *I* see it, then I'm making it up. Or "being too sensitive" Ugh.

I will never understand how someone can read and revere the Book (that shows us how Jesus respected and treated women) only to come away sexist.

The fact is, you have people in your world who don't care about your recovery, who think you're just being "dramatic," who think you need to just "suck it up." They don't have strategies or support for you-- they just want to hijack & sabotage your focus & feelings. Stay sharp.

These dudes could be out there supporting and uplifting each other, but instead:

I need everyone to understand that the DSM-5 doesn't have coding for sex addiction or porn addiction. Why? Because neither is a real thing. "Sex addiction" and "porn addiction" are shame tools wielded by people and organizations with vested interests in controlling others' sexuality.

Contradictions aren't decisive proof of guilt, but they certainly are indicative of a lack of clarity. Once pointed out, if not reconciled, contradictions are corrosive. If a partner or prospective can't or won't reconcile a contradiction upon request, that's a 🚩. Pay attention.

When someone in the kink world is overly invested in "hierarchies that are not specifically consented to" or being the arbiter of what is "real kink", it's helpful to take a step back and think about what exactly they hope to gain from this.

I'm concerned about Kinkfest. They're demanding COVID vaccinations (fine) while TSA is in airports and the country is on fire.

Milestone birthday? Exactly where he should be. 🔥 Avoiding the kink tax for his birthday present? Magical. ✨ For vanilla life, there's boredom. For everything else, there's a dominant waiting. #BDSMromance.

The best scifi movie you've never heard of.... Archive (2020)

Don't judge my collection; I'm an absolute fucking hoot in the holler. 😈

A white man Chicago cop (ret.) insisting that "iT dOeSn'T mAkE sEnSe" that 20 yrs ago a poor black mother of 4 emotionally shut down after her two youngest disappeared forever while she was at work bc she still has 2 older kids to care for daily? Peak racism intersecting misogyny right there. 🤬

For those in the back who weren’t paying attention: When subs respectfully communicate their wants and needs out of scene, this is called “good and healthy communication.” It is NOT called “topping from the bottom.” It is NOT called “using doms as kink dispensers.”

You deserve people who will stay w/ you when you're not hot, when you're not funny, when you're not rich, when you can do absolutely nothing for them. You deserve relationships that are more than transactional. You deserve to be seen & valued for you, not your "fawn" response.

The body treats attachment rupture like acute injury. The nervous system tries with increasing panic to locate what is lost, and absence feels like annihilation because we have evolved, over thousands of years and above all else, the need to bond, and a deafening klaxon to tell us when we are not.

You know, muting *certain words* on here makes the experience SO much better. I have a long list of rude, evil and stupid things I don’t want to hear about, and I added new terms to it today. Works great, way better than arguing with trolls

Afroman, the "Lemon Pound Cake" singer, won the defamation-of-cops case! 🎉🎉 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

If you're a man and your bisexual woman partner chose YOU, you need to be reinforcing she made a good choice every day, yo, no exceptions.

I need y'all to truly understand that "So you rob trains and banks but you can't steal this pussy for a night?" is now an Oscar-winning line. 💥

@abundantmischief.bsky.social , can't wait to see you in person @ Kinkfest! ❤️

I still have a Bakelite phone, I'll be fine, but how are you lot going to get out of this pickle with your tiny phone? I can easily knock someone out with my 1937 Ericsson, don't ask me how I know. It will take you ages with an Iphone!

Not sure if I'm happy or sad to learn The Truth™.

Protip: If you like an extra-smokey Old Fashioned, get a brown glass eye-dropper bottle for Liquid Smoke. 🍸

Try explaining to a boomer that this is the is an example of today's fucked job market

Putting down the rough draft, he said "I'm scandalized in the best possible way." "How can you have read so many books and still be so vanilla?" "I prefer 'old-fashioned.'" #BDSMRomance starts now

On today's episode: Congenital supernumerary penile formation... or, as I call it, Multipecker Surprise 🎉 www.iflscience.com/a-79-year-ol...

Who’s going to Kinkfest?? Moots, DM me pllllleeeease!!