if conversion therapy is a constitutional right then my domme has a constitutional right to turn me gay i'm so fucked 😬

It’s a shame there are no FBI agents to investigate Kirk’s shooting because half of them are fired and the other half are patrolling the DC streets. So Kash and Bongino go to Utah to do the hard work themselves. What selfless heroes! Go Kash go! 😏

I had no idea my crack hair had such a fart muffling effect until it was gone! #gotmyasssugared

will work for kisses

All I can see is Marco Rubio sucking a whole lotta cock. Isn't he hetero?

Great BDSM isn't one person doing stuff to or for the other person. Great BDSM is collaborative and mutual.

tenterhooks vs anal hooks ... discuss

If you use the word "groovy" unironically... you're groovy.

Jeanine Pirro can't even indict a ham sandwich 🤣

Grand jury refuses to indict in ham sandwich case because it was baloney

I came up with a quick list of sub skills I aspire to: - genuinely get off on obedience and pleasing my dom - proud of my submission (not ashamed) - game to try new things - good listener - attuned to my dom's wants, needs, moods (1/3)

Hot take: "Topping from the bottom" is a communication problem, not a sub problem. And communication is a two-way street.

mistress do you still have that pet murder hornet

hey baby you can pop my zits

Can anyone recommend any published resources for submissive men who are struggling to overcome their shame? Books, articles, blogs, etc.?

How many struggling finsubs could be "cured" by spending their money on in-person prodommes instead of online findommes? Serious question.

Subby men who insist there are no dommes out there are taking a glass of water from the ocean and proclaiming there are no fish in it.

this app would be so much cooler if @irulesubsdrool.bsky.social were around more often 😉💛

Not friendzoned. Vanillazoned. 😱

friendzoning as consensual humiliation

Scene concept: Domme expresses disappointment and demonstrates how she expects her sub to submit to her. Her roleplay is so believable that the sub gets confused about whether she's domming or subbing. The sub is uncomfortable in the D role and starts feeling super awkward. It's a predicament scene.

I’ll say it again. We’re in a sad state when people think they’re kinky just because they want to be nurtured and cared for by their partners. Nurturing is a fundamental, hardwired aspect of romantic relationships. You’re not kinky if you want them. You’re a mammal. Mammals care for each other.

(Kinky Redditors, in a whiny voice) "Never ever play with duct tape on skin! It can cause skin irritation!" You know what else can cause skin irritation? - Welts. - Rope burn. - Anal. - Chastity cages. - Collars. - Wax play. - Ice play.

Wtf is up with this so-called "abundance movement?" I'm sorry but independents aren't going to swing back and vote for Democrats because of some "build more" message. That's just dumb. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

It's really sad that some people think that enjoying feeling vulnerable and taken care of during sex somehow makes them kinky. :(

Big Balls finally dropped

Breaking: Big Balls Sacked.

the beatings will continue after you lose this game of tetris

dom who gives the silent treatment whenever their sub isn’t in chastity

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

#STFUfriday #ACAB

"Safety is the dom's responsibility." No, safety is everyone's responsibility.

If you cannot revoke consent and enforce your limits while you’re in subspace, then it’s time to have a discussion with your partner about whether you’re safe to play with.

Oh dear 🤦‍♂️ Though I do sometimes wish we had redstone irl You know, for … stuff

This Trump-Musk breakup is crazypants. I'd find it much more entertaining if not for the many lives that hang in the balance.

this is going nowhere near my genitals so don’t you get any ideas

chastity would be much more tolerable if you weren't so goddamn hot 🔥

Chastity thoughts: is an orgasm after 30 days of chastity more or less than 30 times as good as an orgasm after 1 day of chastity?

chatity sub whose reward for an extended lockup is to be taken to the zoo and compared to the animals

sub 1: why am I so horny all the time? sub 2: hard same

sub 1: I wish large penis humiliation was a thing sub 2: big same

The scent of lemon zest is the scent of fresh summer love. ❤️

I might finally get to spend the night in the harry potter closet ❤️

we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to cage up before we do something disobedient and foolish

you know you’re old when people stop laughing at your monty python references ☁️🦶 ☠️🦜 🚫🧀 ✝️💣 🥥🥥🐴 🐰🩸 🔥🧙‍♀️ 🇪🇸⁉️ 🏛️🤪🚶‍♂️ 🐟👋🕺 🦋🐑 🐧💥 🐠🪪

Marine biologist or sex worker?

What did you think of Babygirl, the kinky 2024 Nicole Kidman flick?

An asshole dominant is still a dominant. A whiny submissive is still a submissive. We don't need to erase these people's kinks just because they have some growing up to do.

Some interpersonal connections simply have too much distrust or insecurity to survive a blow. You can do everything "right" and still lose a friend or a lover. And that's ok. That's life. These connections are still beautiful while they last, and I'll cherish them long afterwards.

Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT. @distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting. Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...