legos that bleed

it would be extremely funny if President Trump died in the middle of giving Bibi the Clinton treatment

Median family income in the US increased from $10,000 in 1971 to $106,000 today, a 10x increase. However, the median cost of homes increased from $25,000 to $445,000, a 17x increase. And the average cost of healthcare per person increased from $350 to $14,600, a 42x increase. THIS IS INSANE.

why does Ben Shapiro's new mustache look like he tried to eat a hot dog shaped turd hamburger style?

Gregk Foley has one of the best voices in podcasting. Listen to @bloodwork.show

One hour painting One hour painting #koffiimageworks #koffiart37 #koffiart #visdev #digitalart #conceptart #backgroundart

I have a young nephew who lives in Florida, and Florida education is so shit and underfunded that his school regularly sends me email spam begging for donations as my nephew. Stealing a little boy's voice to beg his relatives for cash. We are a fucking joke as a nation.

y'all didn't listen to me when i said we might need to revisit feeding Christians to lions and now look at where we are with this shit. tsk tsk tsk

if you signed up to lay down your life for your country, does that sacrifice also include getting shot down by an allied country bc the person ordering you into war is fucking hammered by 8 am?

nothing quite like the Hamtramck Blowout. I love this city.

I encourage all my liberal friends and followers to go read The Jakarta Method

hey NBC go fuck yourself

Sister City what are you doing stuck in the dryer??

I take too many pictures with my dick out:

let trans people be, goddamnit

my larger son is telling everyone very matter-of-factly "you have some blood in you body. it come out sometimes."

“I’m Terry Nasty, Terry Gross’ disgusting alter-ego!” #striplaw

Baker Street Very Irregulars.👇

Prosecutor: “Now who was to the left of you?” Me: “Clowns” Prosecutor: “and to your right?” Me: “Jokers” Prosecutor: “And where… where were you in all of this?” Me: “You know EXACTLY where I was you SONOFABITCH!” Judge: “Order, ORDER!!”

Imagine if a competent journalist like Narduwar was investigating all these Epstein connected dirtbags.

who are bigger career criminals than landlords and capitalists?

when they write the book on this administration, the title better be "Ooops! All Pedophiles!"

Imagine if a competent journalist like Narduwar was investigating all these Epstein connected dirtbags.

absolutely insane to see Musk feted at Davos as the icon of a boldly "optimistic" future in 2026, as if he hadn't just spent the last year buying elections for fascists, making Nazi salutes, condemning millions in Africa to death, and building "Mechahitler," and a nonconsensual porn/CSAM generator

the frontman looked like Babu Frik

I feel it bares repeating that as a teenager the things Stephen Miller was really into was fucking Rush Limbaugh. Instead of something cool like Black Sabbath or getting laid

Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would

Amazing. What a hero!

God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”

Ruin a band with one letter The Four Cops

Ruin a band with one letter: The Rolling Scones

goddamnit i told myself i wasn't going to fall in love today

going forward i will be watching the output of the iowa writers workshop with great skepticism

I just know they're going to try and make a new generation of shoot'n'cry movie about DHS agents who go through a dark night of the soul after shooting an innocent family or something.

lotta people calling for civil war that six months ago were brought to their KNEES by a Cracker Barrel logo change your aunt that melted down when she couldn't go into Applebee's for dollar marg night during covid lockdown is not built to handle guerrilla warfare taking out power grids in the burbs

Your point of view when you're yelling at me.

every second I don't feel musically productive feels like a withdrawal

Pokemon teeth

the way our rulers co-opt religion fascinates me bc they seem to turn everything into a snake that eats its own tail. growing up I took the teachings of Jesus seriously, and it's what made me leave once I outgrew the fairy stories. "Judge not lest ye be judged" kind of supplants everything else.

at karaoke, about to dedicate a Filter song to our boy Charlie. wish me luck!

good morning. did you know that the lyrics for Raining Blood perfectly sync up with Country Roads? Neither did i till i saw this guy. Perfect morning coffee music as our world continues to turn to shit under the watchful guidance of our revanchist pig overlords youtu.be/IGdrRD4Dq6M?...

My midlife crisis is being alive.

1st album: sisterhood of the traveling dental dam

thinking of calling my band The Genetic Assholes

a pepper seed stuck in your teeth now is a spicy surprise later

if’n poster’s mad ye be/ ‘tis touchin’ o’ the grass f’r thee

CW: self harm for the first time in a long time I'm actually really happy I didn't do The Funniest Thing Possible two years ago

The NYT’s weak concerns about the invasion of Venezuela now expressed are too little too late- they have been building support for this on their editorial pages AND news stories for months.