One of these days, if I ever get a black horse with cool feathers, I'm gonna get him an outfit Just. Like. This. 👇

TBF, it takes more fuel to shoot them into the sun.

Mood.

It's a legitimate pizza.

I set the phone for dramatic 🐴👅

BRF 🐴👅

Now I need to make one of these from a clapped out Eclipse.

GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!

ICYMI, my latest collection came out last week!

I say double it again, I'm not working for the clampdown.

One of my favorite books of all time. 👇

Stares in awkward comma placement. :/

Hmm...let's find out.

Nothing says "I'm confident!" like screaming "I'm confident!" on Twitter.

I'm curious if an attorney general can sign off on something like this. Also, shouldn't it be possible to get a LIST of all Pending Agency Claims?

New Fishing Game Just Dropped! 👇

Some days you really wished you brought the Ducati...

Relatable.

These never disappoint. 👇

BRF was a good boy this morning, after exhausting all other alternatives. 🐴

Just walking around wearing the head of its victim as a hat.

Remotely interviewing overseas candidates for a critical position and ugh, I hate this, but alas, in-person interviews are currently not possible. :/

Looking at this clip proves beyond a doubt that runway work is absolutely a skill beyond just looking good.

Trump doesn't care about the economic plight of the average American because he's too busy calling his broker His stunning 3,700 trades in just 3 months in firms like Palantir, Nvidia and Boeing should be another Watergate. Here's how to make it one My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...

I need to read this so I can find out who the cat knifed. 🐈‍⬛

Maybe they shouldn't let their AI's steal media unsupervised.

BRF 🐴

Nice. I need one goddamn application on Windows to do my job and last night's IT update broke it. Wrote up a nice report with error messages and attached highlighted logs and let's see how long it takes for this to get fixed. :/

A six-in-hand? In this economy?

For the "I'm not as racist as you think, I'm way MORE racist." files.

Dark...

BRF 🐴

This is going to be SOOOO good. :)

The coat and tie there are thowing off big AI vibes.

Big Deadpool Energy.

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AI: Just a bag of hammers.

If you want to see how things changed in the 80s, check out the movie version. It's called "Threads".

It's probably not good for my relationship that I look at this graph and think "mmm...ice cream."

"Threads", no, not like that.

Coping mechanisms come in all shapes and sizes.

Cooking this afternoon and looked out the window. Do I even want to know why police have my street blocked off?

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Yeah, I'm Team Bertone.

I thought "The Penguin History of the World" would be more bird focused. Disappointed. Two Stars. ⭐⭐

I feel like a reasonable graduate seminar could be built around this poem.

something to think about

Peak Joker. 👇