Same, Bobcat. Same...

These are SO good. :)

Or as the called it at the last place I worked: "We want to fire everyone and not pay unemployment."

Watch a man pick handcuffs with his back hair. 👇

It's all fun and games until someone downs one of these with a rock.

Vanishing Point and it's terrible remake should have made it clear that, this sort of movie can work, but the less plot, the better. This has...too much plot.

Penny farthing, but make it lame. 👇

True story: The KY Jelly in the nightstand draw has been been replaced with Aspercreme. :/

Looks at the decaying weather forecast for Saturday and wonders if squeezing in a 50 mile training ride before work tomorrow is an incredibly bad idea or just a bad idea...

I set the camera for dramatic. 🐴👅

“If you can’t cook there are services” “If you can’t support yourself just tell them & get help” “If it were really that bad support would show up” This is internalized ableism. Most of the time, help isn’t available. Support doesn’t come. Disabled people are on their own.

Sylvia's just out there living her best afterlife.

How on earth did I split the metal on a pedal cage w/o striking it on anything? Those were my favorite pedals... *sigh*

Big Melville Energy.

The Bears are not going to Indiana. This is a ploy to shake Chicago down for money. Kraft tried this trick in Boston. Tell them to pound sand.

BRF’s training continues. 🐴

Bubba Ho-Tep remake is going to be LIT! 👇

Terrifying: Those aren't rasins. 👇

Everyone did acid in the 70s 👇

Same, Man. Same...

Is it open or is it blockaded?

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

Nursery Crymes

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE. His three sons called him “El mundo entero” — the whole world. They watched as their whole world died in a video posted on Facebook. Lorenzo was our neighbor and fellow Texan. He deserves justice.

Yet another reminder that just because ICE changed tactics, they never stopped being lawless thugs inflicting violence with impunity

Can I get that WITHOUT the Viral?

Someone has a bad music take here, but I’m going to give it a pass because it’s Monday.

Well...that got dark.

Hear me out: Let's remake "Highlander" except it's all Republican senators.

Multi Tool 1580

Perhaps most engineers don’t want to make terrible things for a complete POS,Alex.

Not furious, just very disappointed.

Weighing souls, providing safety tips . . . what a guy!

Big ADHD Energy.

Out with Old Yellow because my bad hand can actually shift this. This bike would be -perfect- if I could find an 11-28 5-speed cassette, but forget about anything smaller than a 14. :/

Beachfront

The Weigle was lovely, but had some tall hills and found that my bad left hand can’t properly operate the brifter on that side. Ugh.

The KofC fair isn’t open yet, but I’d bet $1K that tonight this dinky oceanfront attraction is going to pull 10x the crowd at the Mall last week. Easy.

Peggoty Beach

Long bike ride this morning, but stopped halfway for a swim.

I'm in this video and I don't like it.

I've seen more accurate maps of Atlantis.

I never had a teacher believe in me like this.

I've heard that Pass/Fail classes are easier...

BRF was a good boy, but pinched nerve made sure today’s ride was quickly abandoned.

Be there. Your life may depend on it. 👇

Murdering bastards

Donald Trump is a racist.

Harsh, but fair. 👇

Scott spoke TO McConnell, not WITH McConnell, so...plausible, I suppose.