Wait...you can't do that?!

My get rich quick plan is to give Trump a huge, gold plated award with a microphone in the base and make bank off front-running market swings until the battery runs out. As one does.

TBF, you roll up to a girl on a good looking horse and they'll give you their number. 👍

Ugh. I need a tool to translate spreadsheets from Japanese to English. There goes the weekend...

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And guess who's on the menu.

So...ship all the raw materials/components to a factory on the moon, then relaunch the assembled satellites into space. Or is the plan to mine silicon on the moon and setup a fab there? Is he on crack?

New type of anxiety just...dropped.

Rookie numbers...

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Don't anthropomorphize the AI. They hate that.

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This is the stuff people need to remember when Republicans claim they care about working class and rural people

Videodrome was a documentary.

This could be my late-life-crisis motorcycle...

Today's lunchtime mystery: Figuring out the correct address for the giant box UPS left for me, because it ain't mine. :/

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I will go to my GRAVE cackling over this Marlon Brando anecdote Please engrave it on my tombstone

World's second worst beach ride.

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Ugh...I'm going to need to find a post-game summary somewhere. I have meetings tomorrow w/ Texans and they'll expect that I saw the game. *sigh*

"Black Sunday" was aspirational.

One of my computer superpowers is recovering deleted data and dead disk drives. The coming AI revolution may be good for me. 👇

Stares in amazing cover art.

Would take this over any period Ferrari.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

TBF, we've all done this.

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This is truth 👇

All this chicken and no Super Bowl parties. 🐔🎉

Watergate, but if someone was killed.

Cold and snowy so I’m cooking because it’s warm

When a SAAB seems to normal.

Moderate snowfall, except in places where it was immoderate.

HORSE! is back in stock! I did a BIG reorder so please grab yourselves a copy. Soon to be restocked in physical stores too!

I feel seen.

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Just love walking the dog* in slippers and bathrobe at 3am when it's 10F and *checks notes* snowing. * not my dog

Here's what Dems should do: 1) Double down on the demands. 2) Make clear there will be no additional funding. If the GOP wants to shut down DHS, that's on them. Don't surrender to pushback from these goons. Take inspiration from the people of Minneapolis. apnews.com/article/home...

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Cakes. He's bombing Tehran with CAKES!!1!

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Live by the regex, die by the regex.

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