I'm still traumatized from when Are Lingus would always play Orinoco Flow on their planes when boarding or disembarking passengers. :/

Consciousness of guilt.

"Can I get parts from overseas?" and "How can I plan my part costs with tariff of the week?" are fantastic for manufacturing.

You'd think it would be less confusing if each aircraft carrier had a different name...

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When you pick your wallpaper to match your pants.

"Give the guy in the mask some money!"

Some days, an aide just has to take one for the team.

Making wiring harness this week and realizing I’ve used almost all my colored electrical tape doing tails for polo ponies. Awkward…

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So...when does the White House get a construction lien on it?

Absolutely wonderful. Sign up to the patreon to follow along.

Real Steel set me up for disappointment.

I have two - TWO - of these gorgeous original A4 meadow hare linoprints by my mum, Jo, to give away to a couple of lucky people here on Bluesky today. Rules are simple: to be in with a chance to win, you just have to repost this piece I wrote about Jo and her art: www.tom-cox.com/the-magic-ro...

Big Printshop Pro Energy

I did something to my back last night so it was a light morning with Snoots. 🦄

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Dear lord...this was a bargain at full price. Jump on this.

Next, people will start walking around with onions dangling from their belts, which was the style of the times...

Nuzzly boi🦄

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This is Lily. Lily snores. 🐴

Fun fact: if you joined the Merchant Marine in WWII, you got your own Avedon portrait.

They're billionaire hunting.

Horse of Diomedes is not mythical...

Serious pony 🦄👅

Math can be sexy. If you do it right.

This is an absolute banger. 👇

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YadaYadaYada 🐴

Fun book to just leave in the bathroom this Thanksgiving.

Working in the woods to avoid the wind 🦄🏇

The Irishman is glad to have me home 🦄

Tilly and Billy 🐴🐴

Billy 🐴

Billy is a tol boi 🐴👍

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Why did the call the movie “The Accountant 2” when “Double Entry” was right there?

Morning snootage 🦄

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Pete has more issues than National Geographic.

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I’ve also had mixed success with a rocket launcher. YMMV.

A well cultivated timeline

This doesn't give people license to go around indiscriminately shooting Geminis, ok?

When I used to work on magazines, I'd have just crawled under my desk and died if this had happened. Now it's just Monday.

More Monday stress...