OpenAI just hired a guy from Insta and Twitter to be their CPO and the former head of NextDoor to be their CFO. This gives some credence to the notion that Sam Altman wants to build his own version of Twitter/Insta so he can harvest the data without paying anyone. Hard no from me dawg.

Cosplay planning. Feeling imposter syndrome, body dysmorphia, and like I am planning over my skill level.

occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!

Musk being on a nativist arc when he himself is an immigrant who survives on government subsidies and fathers a bunch of kids he doesn’t take care of really sandblasts any plausible deniability about the extent to which this is just a racial thing

Someone in the airport told me covid is over and asked why I’m wearing a mask. I told him it’s because I’m ugly. 😊

an incredible tweet from Musk the funeral assistance that AOC is referencing here is re: COVID-19 deaths …something that Elon Musk himself consistently spreads massive disinformation & anti-vaccine sentiment about contributing to the very deaths he’s telling her to prevent

I have been thinking about how to change my career all week because this can’t be forever

today i found a junonia 🥰

US RESIDENTS: you can now receive 4 more FREE rapid COVID test kits from the government!! special.usps.com/testkits

"what if a bowl of instant ramen could have 20 grams of protein" well what if god is dead? what if a rotting corpse sits atop the throne of heaven? what then

frosted lipstick that’s it. that’s the post.

me: mom can we get the new mortal kombat? mom: no we have mortal kombat at home MK at home:

This meal just cost me $78 at the Newark airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

i like this one a lot but also i've written like 600 articles so i'm sure i'm forgetting one i like more hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

The lunch of a sad American keyboard toucher

giving myself lead poisoning to better bond with my parents

Jigsaw: your tenacity is admirable Jonathan. you’ve beaten my game Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one Jigsaw: Jigsaw: what Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!

PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗

If the Fetterman body double thing is a "conspiracy theory", then explain this. You can't.

Omg 😶😶😶

The anxiety of trying to find and refollow everyone from bird app

I crave seeing the Milky Way at least 3 times per week

why does the RiChEsT mAn iN tHe uNiVeRsE want me to pay to use his shithole Nazi app

We're done with the bird site. It's been...a ride. The below skeet is more relevant now than ever, so if any of the mentioned TTRPG topics pique your interest, we'd love a follow. 💜 If none of it sounds like your bag, boosts would be very appreciated as we try and recoup a bit of our audience. 👍

feeling rejection sensitivity dysphoria for a person who I DON'T EVEN KNOW

DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK