Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

was one of them jared

Yeah, we know he's trying to sell Ukraine to Russia, we've known that the entire time

we don't need him back, you can hold onto him

Unbelievable. Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.

this is what it's like, yeah.

finished the new defunctland

they'll let some Hitler AI powered robot have a gun before giving me any sort of right related to gender affirming care

i can not be the only person wondering about the five percent gap between bigfoot and the yeti i mean is this where u draw the line

The Des Moines Register published an op-ed by a man who believes in the great replacement theory and wrote for Vdare. The op-Ed argues no immigrant can be vetted enough to be safe to enter this country. White washing racism in the name of local journalism.

Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/

they're gonna give the robots human rights and healthcare before they give it to you

perfect encapsulation of the Trump era(s).

The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Lizard

This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.

Cis people should have no influence or power in trans spaces, no matter how good of an ally they are, how many trans people know and trust them, or who they're fucking. Online or offline. This is the hill I will die on.

ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.

Hey you

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.

All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID. I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail

God I love the goofy way a ferret hops around instead of running when they’re really happy or excited

BTW, if you're legitimately pissed off at Marvel for the whole "let's make a victim of sexual violence a happy subservient to her abuser" thing, the BEST way to affect change is withholding your money. Let that whole event bomb sales wise.

HAHAHA! HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS ARE FUNNY! DEHUMANIZING IS FUN! HAHA! WE'RE HAVING FUN!

it's a day ending in -y, so the fascists are trying to kill myself and millions like me

In other words, they force fed the turkeys shit turkeys don’t naturally eat because Trump requested to have the biggest ones ever.

Want to know how bad Donald Trump is losing his trade war with China? Last month, he said China will buy 12 million tons of US soybeans by January. China hasn’t even bought 1/10th of that amount yet. Trump is getting played by China while American farmers pay the price.

Quiet, piggy

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

*rail grinding to work* ah fuck I'm gonna be late *jumps through several rings and strikes a cool pose before landing back on the rail* this is not my day

GROVERHAUS 2

I believe this is what ICE is calling "a beard being ripped from an officer’s face" by a Chicago protestor x.com/ICEgov/statu...

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

The more I hear about just how protective Disney is over Mickey the funnier this image gets

So turns out in the UK, it’s only a crime to sexually harass a child over the course of several weeks if she’s NOT transgender. Live and learn.

God I'm so sick of how "Activist" is used to un-person trans people.

Just because Trump brought RFK Jr. aboard to firm up the kook vote doesn't mean health writers have to keep looking for some kernel of truth in there somewhere.

This is so funny because recipes can literally already be copied and reposted with no attribution or copyright. All AI does here is add statistical noise and make the stolen content useless. AI can’t even steal content without fucking it up.

Does anyone else get like this or is it just me lol

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Any way I am thinking fondly of what it was like only bring stressed about a few things instead of literally everything

Does the BBC think it's improper for a speaker to state their opinion that Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history? Because I think almost all historians would readily agree that Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history.

Time is evil and should be abolished.