the word " yolo " .... i will never say such shit

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

Barry Lyndon the rapper:

On this day I offer you a cute boy covered in kittens. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

I learnt so much about people from forums, Livejournal, etc., places I could be anonymous and just talk about things I liked with others. I made websites about my obsessions, I made mistakes and learnt from them. I played a LOT of RuneScape. I also went to the park to read, did things with family.

🚩🚩🚩NOPE🚩🚩🚩

ZOMBIE: I got bit a few months ago. My neighbor cornered me in the garage when I had my headphones in. I’m still coming to grips with everything. That I’ll never see my family again. It’s hard. ZOMBIE WHO GOT TURNED BY A CELEBRITY ZOMBIE: For sure, for sure. I actually have a pretty crazy story too,

reminder that mario kart world dropped during pride month last year and it made everyone express how boring it is to go straight

throwback thwednesday: thinking about the old VRML Saturn Valley added to starmen.net in 2001. VRML was a sort of web 3d model viewer platform that let people make explorable 3d environments, and it Blew My Freaking Mind at the time. i spent so much time "hanging out" in this 3d saturn valley

now that we can post more than 4 images at once, I can finally share the entire cabunga saga in a single post

Lammy's Beach Boy (repost)

standinga round is a very kris and noelle coded song to me

bubble bobble double dribble double dragon f-zero

Crazy Frog has been euthanized.

Donkey Kong 64 on Nintendo Switch Online: What changed? What is newly possible? What weird things have been found? After a bunch of data mining and tests from the speedrunning community, here is what we know.

New from 404 Media: we've seen internal documents that show Microsoft is explicitly planning to "make people addicted" to its new AI assistant 'Scout' which the company just announced. It is a clear goal according to the documents, with addiction being the first phase www.404media.co/microsoft-wa...

So cool bsky.app/profile/did:...

AI user; opinion discarded

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

new Car Seat Headrest song Optimistic Son sounds kind of very similar to a Set Animal song i've been working on

Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"

i don’t have anything to offer regarding juniper blessing that hasn’t already been said by other people. it does however tear at my soul to hear about. even if you tell your trans family, friends, peers, that you love them and support them, someone could still come along and murder them. stay safe.

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

when you have to open Twitter

Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

Lammy's Hot Summer Night (repost)

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Katy

um jammer... Rammy? 🖤 #umjammerlammy

um jammer lammy 🎸

katy kat 💙

next a person named rose album may contain the words "sanguine", "scruple", "reciprocate", "refreshments", "troposphere", "gilded", "hardened", and "demeanor"

john linnell seeing who rung his doorbell

A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month. Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it. www.gov.uk/government/c...

my nothing #mynothing

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

🦨I think the problem with vibe coding isn't even having the computer do all the work for you, it's that when it ends up breaking, you have no idea how the code works and you're just spending hours trying to prompt your way out of it. meanwhile, your software (say, a certain social media) stays broke

this is just to say I have had an issue fetching the posts that were on the timeline and which you were probably hoping to doomscroll forgive me the takes were so hot and so rate limited

never forget when Stray From The Path did a music video where they hunted down a neonazi, dragged him down to his basement and beat the living shit out of him then tattooed him Inglourious Basterds style and Paul Watson sent all his fans to bomb it with downvotes.

Brb sobbing at Maddie Blaustein, the voice actress who played Meowth, writing about kids writing to her about being trans (and also how doing the voice acting for the episode Go West, Young Meowth made such an impact on her she came out mid recording I'M SOBBING) Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

when the whale said this I lost my fucking mind