Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups.

“Well, they rigged the World Cup against us, but we’ll always have my big, beautiful ballroom.” — Shitler

Trump curses everything he touches.

Right?

I’d like a word with the goalie please…

Democrats are communists in the same sense that Donald Trump is a Christian: They are not.

Well expressed: “Two things can be true at the same time, and so it is reasonable—perhaps even natural—for United States men's national team fans to feel that what happened to striker Folarin Balogun and the lifting of his one-game ban is both amazing (for the Americans) & awful (for the sport)...

Democratic socialists gave me healthcare so now I’m not dying. Bastards.

I don’t need an Independence Day message from Donald Trump. The day he pardoned the first J6 insurrectionist, he forfeited any claim to patriotism.

Thank a Republican. They can bring all this to a hault. They choose not to.

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Russia rains missiles & drones on Kyiv’s residential buildings—targeting sleeping families, killing civilians in their homes. Ukraine hits Russian oil refineries & military targets to cripple the war machine. One side wages war on civilians. The other defends its existence. See the difference? 👀

www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup... SCOTUS TODAY GREAT NEWS E JEAN CARROLL WINS TRUMP CANNOT FIRE Fed Governor LISA COOK STATES ARE ALLOWED to COUNT MAIL-IN BALLOTS that arrive late THE RULE OF LAW !!

That’s the end of the line. Trump is a rapist.

TEXAS EVANGELICALS: "You MUST follow our religion!" THE REST OF US: "You first."

Thank you to Tim Miller for pointing out that we would not have Creole culture in New Orleans without the Haitians. So Megan Kelly has no idea what she’s talking about. I’d like to know what she thinks she brings to “our” culture!

Obama was the guy in college you’d ask to walk you home after a party and Trump was the guy who was the reason you wanted an escort home.

Trump’s Peace Plan with Iran is working as well as Trump’s Reflecting Pool redo. #EpicFailure

Remember when trump promised to lower prices, cut utility bills in half, and make life affordable? Now it's: "I love the inflation." "Affordability is a hoax." “No one gives a **** about housing.” Turns out the hoax was trump's whole campaign.

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

Senator Elizabeth Warren The House and Senate passed a bipartisan bill to build more housing supply and stop Wall Street from buying up homes. 86% of Republicans voted for it. 100% of Democrats voted for it. For once, Congress did its job. What’s standing in the way of lower costs? Donald Trump

In a sane world, this sociopath would already have been removed from office.

It's only Algae if it comes from the L'Algae region of France, otherwise it's Sparkling Slime

The same man who will pardon you if you ransack the Capitol and smear your feces on its wall will throw you in jail if you wiggle your fingers in the water of the Reflecting Pool.

Gideon Rachman: Donald Trump is succeeding in unraveling two and a half centuries of US alliances, meticulously crafted by generations of American leaders often at the cost of immense loss of blood and treasure. And the political Beltway is strangely silent in the face of all of this.

Let's make it happen.

Countries that have committed war crimes or crimes against humanity in the last 72 hours: USA 🇺🇸 * Israel 🇮🇱 Russia 🇷🇺 Sudan (RSF) 🇸🇩 Countries that have not committed war crimes or crimes against humanity in last 72 hours: Ukraine 🇺🇦 Canada 🇨🇦 All countries in the EU 🇪🇺 Everyone else

Nobody is vandalizing the Reflecting Pool, and Trump knows it. This is a visible example of his corruption--a no-bid contract to some crony followed by sky-high cost overruns, and shoddy construction to boot. Classic Trump: I didn't fuck up, it was my enemies.

AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: All of the countries playing in the World Cup have universal healthcare EXCEPT for the US. We have other priorities, like pointless wars, golden ballrooms, terrorizing our people on the streets, concentration camps, and ruining reflecting pools by painting over marble.

Well, I know I’M broke thanks to tariffs, groceries and gas.

I wonder how much this latest name change is going to cost American taxpayers. 🤷‍♂️

SNYDER: Trump is ludicrously weak, and everything he touches turns to loss. He went to Madison Square Garden and the Knicks lost. I mean, more seriously, he tries to help Russia win a war, and even there he fails. Like, he has sort of incredible power to turn people into losers.

IYKYK

. Can't have Obama AND Mamdani giving speeches in the same week or we'll start to get spoiled by literacy. .

I’m so immature but this is immaculate.

What makes my heart heavy is that 13 servicemembers and a school full of girls died for no reason except to attempt to boost a sad old man’s ego

Woke up in a terrible mood. So sick of the bullshit. Send hugs.

Dear leaders at the G7, Every time you shake hands with POTUS, just remember you’re shaking hands with a sadistic narcissist who SAd children w those hands and every single person in his entourage knows he did it and doesn’t gaf.

I can understand getting embarrassed by Iran but how did he let himself get humiliated by a reflecting pool?

"Unless you were homeschooled by a day drinker, no one's confident that Iran is going to do anything."

Yes please

😂😂😂

What a weekend of contrasts! SATURDAY NIGHT: One of the most celebrated and joyful evenings in sports ever. SUNDAY NIGHT: One of the most tacky and pointless evenings in sports ever.

Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having

So…God makes a rainbow when Trump’s name is getting taken off the Kennedy Center and sends thunderstorms to disrupt his hillbilly birthday celebration…but not a single evangelical who sees Jesus in their toast every morning can tell whether these are signs.

Just another friendly reminder! Tomorrow is President Obama Day! #Pinks #USDemocracy

Last year I made it drizzle on Trump’s birthday tank parade. This year I’m working on thunderstorms, lighting strike electrocutions, hail, and tornadoes for Trump’s birthday White House UFC fight. Wish me luck!