you knowwww you’re stressed when you’re like. “maybe I should replay the entirety of kh3 today.”

Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

writers artists 🤝 getting our best work 🤝 done at 2am 🤝 🤝 criminals santa claus

why is my cat so mad at steve kornacki 😭

it is a dog show tradition to get excited as hell when the same kind of dog you have wins their group lmao #nationaldogshow

wait why is the nbc app playing the 2022 dog show ;; let me watch my cute dogs why are you doing this to me

finally got around to writing a (mostly) spoiler-free review of #wakeupdeadman on tumblr because I love to bury my thoughts in weirdly personal posts and memes! www.tumblr.com/cookinguptal...

alamo drafthouse sent out an email asking people which 2026 movies they were most excited about and didn't have wildwood?? on their list??? thankfully, they had a write-in option lmao. if I am not showing up for a LAIKA film I am dead.

watching the jim henson auction like

several years ago I asked my father to email me the family christmas cookie recipe and THIS was how he decided to phrase it.

my mother is texting me to ask what her “grandkitty” wants for Christmas lmao

the chivegate memes are getting me through this day, tbh

Saw this one at PFF and thought it was incredible. I’ve truly never seen anything like it. Absolutely wild depiction of religious ecstasy. Like I’m not sure it was my favorite film at the festival, but it was the one I couldn’t stop talking about.

Mulholland Drive (2001)

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Bluesky rn

New York City: a muslim socialist is going to become our mayor Dick Cheney: over my dead body

live view from cuomo hq

pulling haint off my lap like "sorry baby, mommy's gotta go vote so she can retain the rights she has left!"

every year I have to go to a fucking baptist church to vote and every year I have to talk myself out of wearing my "satanic feminist" shirt

This year for #Halloween I'm reposting a spooky little story that I wrote last year for a friend. It's an original M/M story about a mortician struggling to live in the face of so much death & some odd Halloween happenings that help him reevaluate his priorities. archiveofourown.org/works/60182959

Tonight I see a double-feature of #ParaNorman and #Frankenstein, two beautiful movies that definitely won’t make me cry my eyes out for like 5 hours straight.

Finally got to see Frankenstein. God, what a movie.

It's International Black Cat Day? Better make you all look at my little Haint.

sitting there after mulholland drive like

me: well, they’re gonna be playing #frankenstein at the alamo drafthouse in staten island… dad: no, we can’t go to staten island. it’s too dangerous. me: too many vampires? dad: too many vampires!!! me: I know, I watched that one documentary and it really scared me. 😭

omg a good old-fashioned art heist

The whole time we were watching Man Finds Tape it was just like “ah, goddamn it, now I’m gonna have to try to explain ARGs to my father.”

Here comes the Sumos.

I have been wronged by the philadelphia film society and I will not rest until the entire internet knows about it lmao

Looks like @phillyfilmsociety.bsky.social oversold the biggest movies of the festival and now badge holders don't get in! Despite advertising that having a badge gets you a guaranteed seat to all films! I've bought badges for years for the festival, but I will straight-up never do it again.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

I love my kitten soooo much, but her new favorite thing is to wait until I’m in the bathroom, then climb up on the back of the toilet and put her paws on my shoulder while I am trying to do my business. Haint, I love you, but this isn’t supposed to be a contact sport.

so like. is the philly film society ever going to announce what film they're showing at the programmer's panel tomorrow? we're all gonna show up like

You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

had a good time* at the Italian festival today. *porchetta and arancini and cannoli and limoncello and fried dough

ashman and menken did a lot for musical theatre but one vastly underrated addition to the lexicon is the "i am going to turn this extremely mundane job into an exercise in sadistic sexual satisfaction" song, a torch no one has been brave enough to pick up

texting my dad this song like THIS IS MY JAM!!!!!! and he’s like what m.youtube.com/watch?v=veZa...

drunk texting my dad like “they’re playing the OG Godzilla in here!! I have the hiccups!!!” and he’s just rolling with it lmao

the world is full of interesting and beautiful people, I say, totally not tipsy at all

guess who stopped by the local Halloween pop-up bar on the way home

an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny

man, if I were a millionaire I would totally rent out a theater just to watch over the garden wall at the beginning of fall every year like, getting to see that on a huge screen would be the DREAM

well, the bad news is that the pumpkin I got from sprouts less than a week ago turned out to be full of worms the good news is that I realized this RIGHT as the compost man came to pick up my neighbor's compost and he very kindly took my wormy pumpkin away to Worm Nirvana

hey did you know that donations to the national park foundation are tripled until September 30th? just sayingggg

WAIT, OTIS DIED LAST YEAR? 😭😭😭 good night, sweet chonk. #fatbearweek

I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game