I make earth into the plumbing cistern

Today is Oregon's birthday. The State of Oregon is the last human institution recognizable as a "state" that will ever exist: 1859ce-4099ce

If she don't suck me like a dog leg I'm goin' back to my Mudbay

Fidel Castro was bad at sex, and that woman spy just felt sorry for him

'Kid' is a slur for children

A kalshi is the same kind of thing as a labubu

Going to a clinic cause my sex friend gave me these:

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

Slutty eggs benedict boy. You can do nothing but moan as I drain yellow yolk from your poached egg balls. Hollaindaise leaks from your ham nipples as i jab them with my fork. I'll clutch your english muffin thighs and whisper into your ear that you're nothing but food.

I wish i could summon an imp from the sanitation dimension to lick my hole clean so i wouldnt have to buy toilet paper or a bidet

Hurt people hurt people. Hurt people hurt people and hurt people. Keep hurting people. Hurt hurt people and hurt unhurt people. Hurt the concept of hurt. Hurt the word hurt. Go to therapy.

I want sex with no smell

Epstein was such a nepotist they ought to have called him Nepstein. And his ship they ought to have called the Nepstein Navigator

They should make it so you have to plug guns into a wall socket to use them

Fuck hitler.

Don't make me tap the sign for the sweet syrup of the signified

The body is a series of mouths tongue kissing each other in an unbroken chain

I'm searching the holstein emails for mentions of cud

Teach parrots to make and use fire

Striking a match off the side of my elphant hided thigh to reveal the gray face of a fellow callousqueer

A jolly jig for the merrysexuals in our community

Hol up... 🐸ℐ'𝓂 ℊℯ𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒶 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁🐸

For some reason this pizza hut has a really enticing yeasty smell

I've been locked in an oubliette by the looney left

I'm a 'what-the-hell white boy'

Dr Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? Batman: ... Dr F: a MEATeor! *Dr. F slaughters and butchers batman into several units of meat*

How do I jack it back on?

eureka!, manual, chapter one: prehistoric man, art (1984) archive.org/details/vgmu...

What's up?

Kate Bush and Enya should collaborate.

Rude joke incoming: the difference between Enya and Kate bush is that Enya lives in a cat castle, and Kate bush lives in the dog house.

Am i normal? U seeing this?

I am purified again

i’m wishing upon a star for you guys to be real

Political compass

A talisman with an image of Hekate on one side-"O Six Hands crowning a flaming eye,/ Extending in every direction" and her crossroads sigil and epithets in Greek-"Hekate, Atalos, Apotropaia, Soteira, Rexichthon"-on the reverse. #HelPol #Pagan #QueerArtist sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/7051...

Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.

Proposing we adopt the following aphorisms "toiling on the loom" is when you could have easily used AI for something but didn't "running the dishwasher" is using AI exactly the right amount "pillow talk with furby" is using it too much

Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!

stay woke 👁️

Adverts from occult zines (1984-1994), part the first. www.instagram.com/p/DTf-joJjMj...

I hate when neighbors cry out in agony

Hill gazing

logginmg on

content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot

honey. i’ve got a confession. i put your freakin penis in the dryer. i put your freakin penis in the dryer and it shrank. a lot. we’re gonna have to get you a new penis.