Tommy tongue the third
@tomtongue.bsky.social
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Representative of Oregon's 1st district 1897-1903. Reminder to self: delete posts every new moon
I make earth into the plumbing cistern
about 22 hours ago
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Today is Oregon's birthday. The State of Oregon is the last human institution recognizable as a "state" that will ever exist: 1859ce-4099ce
1 day ago
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If she don't suck me like a dog leg I'm goin' back to my Mudbay
2 days ago
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Fidel Castro was bad at sex, and that woman spy just felt sorry for him
2 days ago
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'Kid' is a slur for children
3 days ago
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A kalshi is the same kind of thing as a labubu
4 days ago
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Going to a clinic cause my sex friend gave me these:
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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dr. hazel π
8 months ago
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT π§
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Slutty eggs benedict boy. You can do nothing but moan as I drain yellow yolk from your poached egg balls. Hollaindaise leaks from your ham nipples as i jab them with my fork. I'll clutch your english muffin thighs and whisper into your ear that you're nothing but food.
7 days ago
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I wish i could summon an imp from the sanitation dimension to lick my hole clean so i wouldnt have to buy toilet paper or a bidet
8 days ago
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Hurt people hurt people. Hurt people hurt people and hurt people. Keep hurting people. Hurt hurt people and hurt unhurt people. Hurt the concept of hurt. Hurt the word hurt. Go to therapy.
8 days ago
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I want sex with no smell
9 days ago
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Epstein was such a nepotist they ought to have called him Nepstein. And his ship they ought to have called the Nepstein Navigator
11 days ago
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They should make it so you have to plug guns into a wall socket to use them
11 days ago
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Fuck hitler.
12 days ago
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Don't make me tap the sign for the sweet syrup of the signified
12 days ago
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keyair
12 days ago
The body is a series of mouths tongue kissing each other in an unbroken chain
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I'm searching the holstein emails for mentions of cud
15 days ago
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georgia-lux
15 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Teach parrots to make and use fire
16 days ago
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Striking a match off the side of my elphant hided thigh to reveal the gray face of a fellow callousqueer
16 days ago
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A jolly jig for the merrysexuals in our community
16 days ago
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Hol up... πΈβ'π ββ―πππΎπβ πΆ πΈπΆπππΈ
17 days ago
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For some reason this pizza hut has a really enticing yeasty smell
17 days ago
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I've been locked in an oubliette by the looney left
17 days ago
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I'm a 'what-the-hell white boy'
18 days ago
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Dr Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? Batman: ... Dr F: a MEATeor! *Dr. F slaughters and butchers batman into several units of meat*
19 days ago
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How do I jack it back on?
19 days ago
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Good Trailcams
21 days ago
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videogame history
23 days ago
eureka!, manual, chapter one: prehistoric man, art (1984)
archive.org/details/vgmu...
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What's up?
23 days ago
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Kate Bush and Enya should collaborate.
23 days ago
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Rude joke incoming: the difference between Enya and Kate bush is that Enya lives in a cat castle, and Kate bush lives in the dog house.
23 days ago
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Am i normal? U seeing this?
23 days ago
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I am purified again
26 days ago
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avery
27 days ago
iβm wishing upon a star for you guys to be real
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furry hater
29 days ago
loading . . .
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Autumn
29 days ago
Political compass
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JS Groves
29 days ago
A talisman with an image of Hekate on one side-"O Six Hands crowning a flaming eye,/ Extending in every direction" and her crossroads sigil and epithets in Greek-"Hekate, Atalos, Apotropaia, Soteira, Rexichthon"-on the reverse.
#HelPol
#Pagan
#QueerArtist
sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/7051...
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Rizmy
about 1 month ago
Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
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Ryan Cavanaugh
about 1 month ago
Proposing we adopt the following aphorisms "toiling on the loom" is when you could have easily used AI for something but didn't "running the dishwasher" is using AI exactly the right amount "pillow talk with furby" is using it too much
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
about 1 month ago
Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
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cartoon dog gf
10 months ago
stay woke ποΈ
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Lamp of Goth
about 1 month ago
Adverts from occult zines (1984-1994), part the first.
www.instagram.com/p/DTf-joJjMj...
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Cranny the Entertainer
about 1 month ago
I hate when neighbors cry out in agony
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tara
about 1 month ago
Hill gazing
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Emmaβ’
about 1 month ago
logginmg on
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Mimi π€πππ§‘
about 1 month ago
content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
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cedar longpenis
3 months ago
honey. iβve got a confession. i put your freakin penis in the dryer. i put your freakin penis in the dryer and it shrank. a lot. weβre gonna have to get you a new penis.
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