I am the perfect master of my body

Dog whistles have hidden meanings for dogs

what the (for those with broken links)

What the frick is a 'slut?'

What the hell is a 'whore?'

This is my hobby

Thinking about lichens

If you avert your face from violence, who then shall punish wrongdoing? (The Eloquent Peasant) (ALL)

been eating this for lunch all week and it's fantastic. sorta like malai kofta

Its a honkey donkey day

What this guy said

No the 21st century began with y2k or 911

I think this is probably correct

I need you all to know that a ton of folks put a HEROIC amount of effort into keeping Archive going this week

Thinkin about atheism

Just a reminder, that possibly the oldest piece of palaeoart dates to the Neolithic. The petroglyphs of horned characters with trumpets, recorded on the same rock as a ornithischian footprints (Zagaje Formation) in Poland, might be an early reconstruction of the Jurassic tracemaker.

If a company lists a job that they know they don't intend to fill they should be getting fined more than the supposed salary of the job.

I struggled with this devotional portrait for months!! I finally finished it after doing shadow work and self-administering reiki at my altar... and on the Deipnon, no less! Hekate has given me many gifts, and I am so honored to give Her my work in return.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

I could not have imagined six months ago how often and how powerfully the world around me would corroborate this theory.

These are related btw

so what im gleaning is that nazi germany must have been pedophile heaven for many years

when i was 15 i was convinced i wasn’t good enough for my very pretty girlfriend so i did all her homework for her, which eventually included reading “slaughterhouse-five,” which immediately led to me ignoring the fuck out of my very pretty girlfriend as i read kurt vonnegut’s other 13 novels.

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

When you yell at me, this is who you are yelling at

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

it's good for young children to be exposed to as many weird smells as possible. helps them develop their brain i wager

I’d like to begin tonight with a moon acknowledgment. She’s up there. Let’s proceed.

Customers have changed my life

“I’m not sure if I’m strong enough to get over this fence?” Cried Pooh “I can’t do everything for you, you fucking pussy,” scolded Christopher Robin

9/10 dentists can't be wrong. do you understand? those who lived in disbelief, spurning the wisdom of the 9/10 dentists, where are they now? long-pig iron for the flesh forges, repurposed for the 9/10 dentists' vision. speak not of the 10th; there is only understanding. 9/10 dentists can't be wrong

cooking up eight gallons of gruel. come thru

This is the surface of Saturn's giant icy moon Titan, photographed by the Huygens probe on 14 January 2005. It is the farthest place from Earth where we have so far landed.

Obsessed with #nothingplay

that’s right beg you miserable worm

trad. arr.

bf sent me this pic earlier & it made me laugh so hard I felt like I was gonna be sick

guess what it's time to watch this 90 more times

Big Mess

Monster Mash was the first song to ever feature a recorded bong hit

what breed is he, he looks very polite

launching a lawsuit against anyone who uses the word "aunt" incorrectly. aunt is a legal term that has grave repercussions for being misused, like doctor or colonel

that is what's called "flooding the zone" and missingformation. it's also predictive programming and chilling effect. it was a test, and you all failed

read the words from an ancient heavenly tome i found in an isolated cabin deep in the woods and then some beautiful angels appeared, laughing warmly about sending our souls to heaven... all i remember after that is the sounds, and the blood