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Slipping my bus driver a fiver and asking him to make me bluesky famous

I spoke to a friend on the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota board. They need financial donations to keep up with the heightened demand for their services: www.ilcm.org ILCM is a nonprofit that provides free immigration legal representation to low-income immigrants and refugees in MN & ND

The whole internet loves Musicology Duck, a lovely duck that studies musicology! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck has been kidnapped

New — I wrote about ChongLy Scott Thao, the elderly Hmong American wrongly arrested and forced out of his home by ICE in his underwear during the punishing Minnesota winter, what witnesses saw, and DHS's racist claim that he fit the description of another Asian man they were looking for. My story:

Using this as trash talk on the neighborhood basketball court before I am dunked on twenty consecutive times

when this is all over and we've won -- and we WILL win -- remember that our strength didn't come from elected officials but rather from community bonds

crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours. please keep sharing with your networks.

If I were the editor on Thus Spoke Zarathustra I would’ve sent it back with the note “Friedrich old boy, why not simply Zarathustra Said?”

Why aren’t these the random white guys that the NYT is interviewing

I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.

I got these “golden buns” at a sushi place and I’m pretty sure they’re just deep fried dough and frosting. Fairground ass food

Calls to retrain ICE presuppose an ideal form that they’re falling short of but is worth pursuing. But they are already doing what they are meant to do. In fact, they’re performing their horrid function extremely well. The idea alone is rotten. Abolish ICE.

For ease of navigation and sharing, I have turned my little list into a website: standwithminnesota.org

One of the worst Steam reviews I’ve ever read (no slurs category)

just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

www.joyceuptownfoodshelf.org/give-to-the-... this food pantry is near my old apartment in mpls, they are working to feed people who can’t leave their homes due to ICE, please help if you can!!!

the Steam team responded to my support request and said they will not remove the review calling me a liar and ridiculing my sexual assault because of censorship concerns. steamcommunity.com/profiles/765... if Steam refuses to enforce their community guidelines and allows harassment, what can i do?

Legend of Zelda: Digiorno’s Mask

Federal agents shot two people in Portland, Oregon, on Thursday afternoon, just one day after a killing by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent sparked national outrage. theintercept.com/2026/01/08/f...

I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...

NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. Our latest:

Just a little something to take the edge off *I take a puff off my prescription inhaler*

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

my new year's resolution is to conquer death

Every mystery game is either Blue Prince or Disco Elysium. Lorelei and the Laser Eyes? Blue Prince. AI: the Somnium Files? Disco Elysium. Despite having a bumbling, wife-guy protagonist, the Monkey Island series is Blue Prince.

I know this is long but I strongly encourage you to read this incredible reply chain, which contains two buzzer-beater contenders for Post Of The Year.

music for completing the year

damn that baby looks cool as hell

merry christmas! today i learned my catholic filipino mom used to be protestant, which i didn't know was legal for filipinos could be

The flight marshal is executing me in the aisle of this Boeing

The tinier Tim gets the more immortal he gets. There is a Tim the size of a hydrogen atom who will see the death of the universe

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

“This picture is so me” no it isn’t. You are an adult human. This is a frog in a cowboy hat.

Getting to leave my laptop at work on Mondays and buying a burrito for dinner so for a few minutes I get to pretend I have a dedicated burrito backpack >>>

It’s called capital punishment because it should be given to capitalists

Apocalypse Now but it’s the war on Christmas

Born too late to openly drink in the office, born too early to see the consequences of my boss encouraging scientists to use ChatGPT for their abstracts

Clippy with a large, distended belly, next to a yes/no dialogue box that reads “It’s yours. Do you want to take responsibility?”

My hot take about philosophy is they should’ve killed Socrates sooner

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

The cell company advertising unlimited high speed internet when you try to use the high speed internet

Whether it’s trans rights, or genocide funding, or all sorts of corrupt corporate laws, there’s only so many times you can fuck over your voters before you make yourselves our enemy. It’s madness to think you deserve unconditional support just for sometimes being a bit better than actual Nazis.

soft boiled detective [gazing out the window]: lookit the little puppy in da sweater

Is there a gig economy app for hiring a fucked up little jester