Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

If I am ever brutally murdered, please make sure that my memorial service barely mentions me, most of my family isn’t there, and there’s a gift shop.

Why would they show that now

TERRELL BERNARD YOU ARE A DELIGHT!

What in the WORLD, Bills???

This is annoying.

I’m not even kidding, Democrats should start a moral panic about gambling apps

A fun thing to do if you can afford it is to give money to someone doing good work so that they both have more money, can do more work, and feel appreciated for doing the good work

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

These conservatives don’t care what Kimmel said. It’s just leftover anger from when their side got called out for worse. It’s always grievances with these guys.

a little distraction from this hellscape

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

Shocked but not surprised to learn how many ~titans of industry~ who probably think of themselves as brave ballsy businessmen are actually cowardly pieces of shit when it counts.

Far more dangerous than Trump, I think, is how quickly the last eight months have pulled back the curtain on America's elites and shown everyone how venal, how cowardly and how utterly mediocre the foundation of our society has been.

It feels so fucking insane to be scolded about how leftists need to tone down our rhetoric while the world's richest man endorses this shit

Ngl today several different online platforms all independently making a strong case that social media is bad for society

Like, condemn the act. The idea that someone is shot and killed in cold blood is horrendous. BUT ALSO that guy was a monster so please stop pretending otherwise. It’s fucking demented.

All this lionizing of one of the worst people by so much of the “left” and the fucking Yankees? CNN? is making me want to puke. How is this real life.

IT'S A BILLS WIN!!! #BALvsBUF | #BillsMafia

Someone buy Ed Oliver a beer and a bushell of apples for his horses from #billsmafia 😂

I can’t believe that just happened. And it was the Bills with the W.

I can’t believe that just happened. Good things for good Buffalo people.

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

Matt Prater

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

Bills fans rule, man. Screaming with my 17yo way past my bedtime but we got core memories ❤️💙 GO FUCKIN BILLS

I took off my shit-ass sweatshirt and we came back. Into the fire pit with that thing!

HOLY SHIT

(I went to bed but, uh, unsuccessful)

WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GODDDDDDD

Once again, may I say: ED FUCKIN OLIVER 😤😤😤

COOKIN' ‼️ 27-20 Ravens | 2Q 7:47 #BALvsBUF

Oh right, Josh Allen. Almost forgot he was here 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

Once again: I HATE THIS

Bitch don’t run away like that!

GET YOUR ASSES BACK ON THE FIELD

Josh—->Shakir fucking RULES

OK Ed Oliver 🐎🤠

Apparently more than we’re paying Bosa.

IDGAF I ❤️ Keon. I believe in that guy.

OK I officially hate this.

Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.

I can

Hey man, I say go for it. Maybe you know someone who can facilitate this departure?

1993 Tribe Called Quest AND De La Soul at the Icon in Buffalo—to this day one of the best shows I’ve ever been to.

I just tried to get some studying done in a public library and there was a woman on a facetime call yelling her conversation, on speakerphone. Am I crazy—is it acceptable to be loud in the library now?

Far be it from me to pace shame, but EIGHTEEN AMERICAN MINUTES for one mile is no longer required??? 18? Minutes? For one mile? Is too fast? For a cop??? Whew.

Everything is horrible, but I definitely would be more lost without restaurant.

my children very politely asked if they could just please read their own books tonight rather than listen to me read. which is fine btw. it's only been every night for 9 years. with voices. some people might mind but not me. GOOD voices too, with real drama. but it's fine of course,