"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too

welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place

OK well this at least is a fucking relief.

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

Things feel monumentally bad, from the government to the Bills to the pardoning of the most ghoulish humans to this dumb snow. I don’t know, man.

This shit right here is why I want to go to law school. I can’t just sit snd be furious every single day!

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

I’m just a little nobody but I wrote letters for this election and I feel a little proud.

NYC Marathon podium: 🥇 Hellen Obiri 2:19:51 (course record) 🥈 Sharon Lokedi 2:20:07 🥉 Sheila Chepkirui 2:20:24

These two own the NYC Marathon and it’s not even close. Love this

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

Yeah MF I’ll hit it right at your shin

Why is every other commercial in the World Series for AI??? Gross.

Oh, some SNAP recipients are breaking the law with their benefits? Well, I have some super upsetting news for you about our entire national government.

there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious

All roads lead to Buffalo. Forged in fire by the chicken wing mascot race.

This is a real: Pope Leo XIV was gifted a Buffalo Bills jersey. The Diocese of Buffalo said Bishop Fisher met with the Pope on Monday to discuss the ongoing bankruptcy filing, among other issues. Pope Leo was said to have "expressed his gratitude for this symbol of hometown pride." #billsmafia

The whole Third Term Project isn’t actually about Trump. The people behind it know he will likely be dead or enfeebled by 2029. It is about them, the vastly unpopular group around Trump, wanting to grift us forever without elections.

Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.

I do think if it came out tomorrow that Zohran Mamdani or Abdul El-Sayed had a tattoo of some Al Qaeda insignia you would just never hear their names spoken in polite society again

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

“We will never find another white man like this… “ You passed 13 whites men of equal or greater value down to the Tim hortons this morning

ahh another beautiful day in the glorious age of technology, sure hope my doorbell doesn’t stop working because an online bookstore took over and then broke the entire internet

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

i don't know how to fully explain this but rooting for the dodgers in the postseason is like reminding the teacher they forgot to give out homework

Using ChatGPT

OK I see you Ed.

Oh so this is BAD bad

Once again, I’m not having fun anymore.

Frank Wycheck Signature Bar (2000-2001): A milk chocolate bar loaded with caramel and peanuts released to honor then-Tennessee Titans' TE Frank Wycheck for throwing an illegal forward pass to end the AFC Wildcard playoff game against the Buffalo Bills

SUPERMAN IS IN THE BUILDING

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

So help me god if Diggs makes the game winning touchdown I’m gonna be so angry

CANCEL THE WHITEOUT. Put your regular clothes back on!!!

This sucks. Why does it have to be Diggs, man

Not having fun anymore

Belichickian? Shut up, Cris

Idk who Sam Franklin Jr or how he got here but he sure loves violence

Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

If I am ever brutally murdered, please make sure that my memorial service barely mentions me, most of my family isn’t there, and there’s a gift shop.

Why would they show that now

TERRELL BERNARD YOU ARE A DELIGHT!

What in the WORLD, Bills???

This is annoying.

I’m not even kidding, Democrats should start a moral panic about gambling apps

A fun thing to do if you can afford it is to give money to someone doing good work so that they both have more money, can do more work, and feel appreciated for doing the good work