Bill Clinton saying he won't lie under oath is like me promising I won't suck dick, we know it's in the cards cause it's happened before.

Twitter account got suspended and I strongly suspect it was for retweeting posts about elon and epstein. Fucked up demon site

i don't even want my dick sucked anymore i want my heart sucked

Social media challenge for USAmericans to learn the lesson from this exchange, difficulty level impossible

This was the last post I made before the Charlie Kirk news dropped. Fucking crazy

Charlie Kirk was Fingering his Anus the Right Way

we've all been talking about how charlie kirk was a bigoted fascist but has anyone considered that maybe he was just being ratatouilled by the worms in his asshole?

Why are all my old Charlie kirk dunks suddenly blowing up now that he's dead lmao

They'll lie to you about a man whose views were well-known and documented on video for years. Imagine what else they're lying about.

Imagine being the guy who did the autopsy and first pulled that bullet out and read it. Do you think he just sighed?

"You're not allowed to laugh about this or make any jokes" sir that is literally fucking impossible

Mega Man Ruthlessly Beats the Shit Out of Ice Man hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Ok some of you are like, actually fucking insane, like holy shit lmao

The first time I saw this, I honestly believed it was edited

mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead.

Same person btw

Seriously the jokes I've seen even have like like "yeesh" some of you are dark as fuck

Laughing my fucking ass off rn

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Holy fuck

Fuck yourself

She got that dawg in her

I don't think Charlie Kirk deserved to die, I will always be anti political violence. No one should die just for voicing their opinions. But I do think this is funny.

New pfp. This is a real photo of me after gender transitioning to American

It’s amazing how the nft craze didn’t lead to a single good or cool thing. Not one piece of art that didn’t suck

Unless he's gonna make it, I don't want to hear about it. Don't show me something I can't have. Don't give me hope.

Just saw the unemployment rates in America. Jesus fucking Christ.

Poo

Please do not print in the papers that I am mad

Just saw a clip of Lea Seydoux that made me want to fall to my knees and scream. Women are so hot

I want to play Expedition 33 but I need to know if there's a shoe option for that girl. Put those dogs away, lady, I don't want to see that

Everyone is rushing to defend Graham Linehan as some martyr to free speech but don't actually state what he tweeted. He explicitly called for people to violently assault trans women in the bathroom. In another instance, he cyberstalked a trans minor. He's legitimately a danger to trans people.

Linehan has long been seen as so extreme that even JK Rowling refused to even acknowledge him. He's whined about it several times. His own wife and children left him over his unhinged tweeting over trans people. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

It's sort of funny how the sequel to a movie called "MAN OF STEEL" had "Superman" in the title, when the previous film avoided that but this time, the sequel to a movie called "SUPERMAN" is gonna be called "Man of Tomorrow" and won't have "Superman" in the title

Does anyone know what to do when your butt absorbs the anal beads overnight and you can't get them out? Asking for a friend.

so many babies are going to be born exactly 9 months from today

This suggests Kamala Harris lost after running on a principled campaign rather than what it actually was: a Cheney, some slop and an "I'M SPEAKING!" when people desperately protested about Gaza at her rally. Shut up, man, you can't rewrite history, we remember stuff from 2024, cheers.

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’Tis but early days.

Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen

Every gang got the Gay, abuser, gay, gay abuser, groomer