My parents buy this weird off brand super caffeinated seltzer. I'm tucking into a pre-10am rocket fuel ranch water. Shit's gonna get weird

Found a guy

There absolutely are some incredibly powerful uses of AI, maybe even worth the resources they require. But that's not what they're hyping -- they're hyping the slop and the stuff that plays to people's laziness (more machine learning than LLMs) then complaining that we're not impressed with the slop

It might be that the loudest people online are also the least connected to social action.

Trump telling Zohran that it's fine for them to call him a fascist as they both smile is the ultimate rorschach test for your politics.

The white house thing is bizarre and I'm resisting having a take but I would kill to see the signal chats rn

I want people to displace the imaginary depictions of *revolutions* that they have come to create in their heads with the actual small revolutionary acts that happen daily. We might get closer to revolution that way.

Please share widely

Going to the pet store and looking around is more fun than going to the zoo

Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.

Most wonderful time of the year

My 78 year old dad just asked if I knew who Adam Friedland is

God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”

I will never vote for another non-DSA candidate in my life.

The more I think about it, the more I think that trying to make the NYC mayor's election all about Israel was a massive mistake for the institutional zionists. There was nothing to win -- it's not a foreign policy job -- but they were exposed for their Islamophobia and now Dems electeds everywhere

Need to meet the Jets fan who wasn't currently aware of/buying tons of parm.

"When I was president"...uh?

If Zohran wanted to make Giuliani's head explode he'd rename the cafeteria at City Hall Allahu Snackbar.

I got 3,000 plus followers, let's see if this gets any traction. Repost or Quote or reply if you are Jewish and hate Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the ADL. I am curious if it's just me and my small circle.

If Fuentes said this we would all, correctly, be screaming that its antisemitic. But because it's true, we're all just stuck with a turned stomach, praying that Zohran can figure out how to deal with Schumer gracefully and minimize the spurious attacks on himself.

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

I went to sleep at 3am and woke up at 7am, my body needed to watch Zohran say "if you come for one of us you have to get through all of us" on repeat.

looking forward to months of pundit fretting over whether the right needs its own Normal Gossip lol

Sometimes good things happen

In the quietest, most respectful voice that still registers as sound waves, "fuck yeah."

Harry Whittington's ghost came back for revenge

Man, if I get to celebrate Zohran winning and Dick Cheney dying on the same day....

If the letters IDC mean anything to you then you don't even need to read this list you can just make the dismissive jerkoff hand motion

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

I'm glad that Mamdani is a more patient person than I am because I'm losing it. Zo-ron Mom-donny. Not Zor-han. The m comes before the n in his last name. It's actually really easy if you take the time to look at how it's spelled.

We're seeing in real time that many people are already in hell in that they carry hell with them wherever they go. Those making fun of people on SNAP are already in hell.

Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.

Coulda sworn they blew him up...

The dangers of aping

I recommend everyone look into their local rapid response networks, whichever ones are closest, and put those numbers into your phone so that when you see an incident happening, you can call people who are trained to come and help. Even better, get trained yourself!

This dipshit is pretending to be ICE at the astoria Costco

Francis Ford Grope-ola’s Ham Stroker’s Butt Crackula

It cannot get lost in the shuffle, even with so much else going on, that the world's most wealthy people have had their minds absolutely rotted out, just saturated to the dripping point with black mold down to the studs and frame, by the all encompassing unhumanity of their wealth.

A plurality of Americans haven't heard enough about him to say anything meaningful. Wow. Really damning stuff.

My man likes to wear a toilet paper roll

Seriously though, what parade would you make up that doesn't currently exist?

My name is Curtis Sliwa and I'm here to say, you can see my forehead today.

In 2002 at University of Wisconsin, Young Republicans were very much like this. Maybe half were just dorks who wanted to debate tax policy and the rest were the type to hang confederate flags despite never having been south of the Mason Dixon.

The biggest challenge is convincing people that things could be different and that their actions matter.

if dampness ye see, brandon marsh be he. if the beardo be dry, tis jayson werth ye spy.

I'm no prude but I would like to know why they made the Duolingo owl cheeked up out of nowhere

As someone who regularly mourns the death of the Name of the Year bracket, this was a salve on a difficult Monday morning. www.theringer.com/2025/10/06/n...

DARTH VADER: hi, a jedi. i’m dad.

Being unable to distinguish between the entity that creates the inputs and the entity that chops up and repurposes the inputs based on pattern recognition is actually peak tech brain.