don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

leaked dispatch from the onion

My brother's big corn plant bloomed and now the entire house smells like baby powder and roses. When I say the ENTIRE HOUSE I'm not exaggerating, it hits you as soon as you walk in the door.

My brother's big corn plant bloomed and now the entire house smells like baby powder and roses. When I say the ENTIRE HOUSE I'm not exaggerating, it hits you as soon as you walk in the door.

However bad you think it is, it's probably worse. Audible gasp of disgust, like the noise you'd make when you see someone get in a car crash.

This goblin lives in a forest and is usually in disguise as a chunk of moss.

This is an insane game of baseball

Mark DeRosa died and this is Hell. We're in an episode of the Twilight Zone and he's the star.

Finally some good fucking food. Best Warhammer news in years.

ever since i was a child i always wanted to be a generic mech pilot, come across the protagonist, yell "I won't lose!" and say "tch ... !" and "This girl ... !!" until she impales me, there is a close up of my yelling, i explode into pink flames and i am forgotten after 3 episodes

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON

These animals have basically been killing people since they took power last year. But there's something sadistic about going after Cuba because 70 years ago they overthrew an American-backed monster. It should have ended when the USSR did, at least. But no, they're the wrong flavor of dictatorship.

In "Calvin and Hobbes," Bill Watterson consciously avoids resolving the true nature of Calvin's stuffed toy/best friend, asserting, “Hobbes is more about the subjective nature of reality than about dolls coming to life.” The language of comics facilitates this ambiguity. 1/14 #CalvinAndHobbes

Some Democrat senators getting outdone on this shit by someone from Polk County. Forget the fact he's a cop for a second. Someone who willingly lives in CENTRAL FLORIDA, AKA SATAN'S GRUNDLE isn't buying this shit and you're funding DHS? Go to hell man a chimp with a brain tumor could do your job.

Now I've seen everything

I had a good day. Slept in after working late all week, went and did one job for a new client who all but guarantees more work in the future, and that was enough to take the sting off when I went and caught a nice little buzz, had a steak, and watched baseball. Even though I worked, 10/10 day off.

“Calvin and Hobbes” by Bill Watterson was syndicated from 1985-95. During this 10-year run, it became one of the most popular & critically lauded comic strips of all time. At the height of its popularity, it appeared in 2400 newspapers and collected editions have sold over 45 million copies. 1/10

Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

How it feels to be into Like A Dragon/Yakuza related stuff recently

Green Lantern fans are incredibly annoying, and I know if you're a real Green Lantern fan you agree

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

Spending 350k murk on the Perfect Relic and punching Everdark bosses in #nightreign today. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

Family Portrait (acrylic on wood) #kaseyart #illustration

two men: the blowjob brothers three men: tonight on top gear four men: weezer

And what good is a system without an adventure? Run Into the Oddish using Vileplume Mountain, a parody of that classic funhouse dungeon, White Plume Mountain

If you love Pocket Monsters, and you also love Vintage Dungeons and/or Dragons, this is gonna be a MUST HAVE for your table. DO NOT MISS THIS!

The M&M 4e Kickstarter just hit $175K and is only 8 backers away from 2000! Remember $180K unlocks the PL 12 archetypes stretch goal and we'll reveal additional stretch goals beyond that if we make it. Just eight days left!

✨🍇CITY OF BLANK RETURNS NEXT WEEK FOR ITS FINAL ARC! 🍇✨ I’ve been working my butt off to make these last handful of episodes as special as possible! The journey is almost over and I’m so happy I get to finish it with you guys.

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

Mmm tasty

friends

if you see buddha on the road, kill his ass

The Jenny the Witch demo drops tomorrow. Check out these concept sketches of Jenny over the years. She's changed a lot! (although honestly less than you'd think)

I had to

Nancy 2/15/26 … presenting “My Daily Schedule”

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s a Boostle thread.

#hourlycomicsday #hourlycomicsday2026 GOODNIGHT 💚

Food takes are all ridiculous. Food is ridiculous. Oh you’re craving some specific dish? Grow up and drink a beer.

Shut the fuck up. The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is on Webtoon. Peak is on Webtoon for free you dogs and you're still here? Go read it.

The Majima and Kiryu relationship vs the Majima and Saejima relationship 🖊️🦑

Superhuman Safety Squad #2 (1/2)

Somebody’s probably done this before

Just had a bowl of French onion soup that changed my life... so good I'm a little mad about it

Things are slowing down with my meatspace responsibilities, so I am looking for ILLUSTRATION GIGS! ALL OSR/NSR like- DCC OSE HMTW DND ADND SHADOWDARK MORK BÖRG MOTHERSHIP TRAVELLER MECHS DON'T SEE IT? JUST ASK! PRICES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY "WOW, ARE THESE FROM 10 YEARS AGO?!"

Scott Adams, known for creating the Dilberito among other things has died at the age of 68.