“The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom & Massage Parlour” - credit unknown, but the funniest shit ive read on this site today, literal tears in my eyes

this is the web i like, just build it verstappenwins.com

Really struck by how brilliant a protesting tactic this is not just in terms of optics, but as a form of both privacy protection and discouragement of violence. It masks your face and has to give pause to anyone thinking about beating you up.

My friend Matt Inman made a great comic about AI…

'Fuck You, Make Me' daringfireball.net/linked/202...

Today it’s time for the life of a showgirl! #Swiftie

You don’t need an app for this. Put it on the web! You should not need to download something from the App Store.

Quiche Browser is now updated for iOS 26 with a beautiful, floating Liquid Glass toolbar! If you like Safari’s new toolbar but wish you could pick and place the buttons you need most, now might be the time to switch. And if you miss the look of Safari iOS 18, you can switch to the Classic theme!

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

Can't believe what I'm reading. Accidentally DDoS yourself because you fetch in useEffect in 2025 is so avoidable 😂 blog.cloudflare.com/deep-dive-in...

Muted “Kirk” almost immediately today. I don’t care about that dipshit, but it crossed a line when he monopolized My timeline!

"When in doubt, arrest anyone darker than this paint sample:"

“Fuck knuckle” is a new one I learnt that I think should be used now as well.

When will these motherfuckers actually rage against the machine like Tom is asking them to?

Next up: All biology text books, because the stuff underneath clothes are icky

The Supreme Court just ruled this meme is constitutional.

As i was saying… ! www.theverge.com/analysis/769...

@quiche.industries I’m on the iPad TestFlight right now, is there a plan to support displaying tabs like Safari does with a tab bar? That’s the only thing that’s blocking me from using Quiche as my default iPad browser.

Wow this is pmo

Holy sh!t. The medical conspiracy theory now is that cancer helps the body fight toxins. This is so dangerous and people are believing her?!?!

Adam Raine, 16, died from suicide in April after months on ChatGPT discussing plans to end his life. His parents have filed the first known case against OpenAI for wrongful death. Overwhelming at times to work on this story, but here it is. My latest on AI chatbots: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...

Bill Maher, "Gavin Newsom has grasped the essential thing about American people in this day and age: don't try to outsmart people you have to out stupid them"

The only difference between our reality and a Philip K Dick novel is the characters in a Philip K Dick novel don't choose to live like this

it's hardcoded for you. for me it's easycoded

Israel will never be held responsible for this. I love the Israeli people, but I hate their elected representatives & government. The only thing that Israeli government will say to this is: “Oops” They will never be held accountable.

Protesting. www.patreon.com/posts/protes...

I think you can a whole new newspaper using only the people who’ve left the Washington Post in the Trump era

Fire 1000s of people. Says way to solve poverty is using AI and robots taking over jobs of people.

Work day but I’ve quit slack, disabled all notifications. Peace and quiet, me, code and coke studio 🕉️

Is buying the “Art of War” book a cliche? If so I just bought a copy. Movies and books keep quoting from it so I want to know if it really does have useful info in it.

I wrote about how the UK's age-gating debacle is coming to America — and what we could do differently www.platformer.news/age-assuranc...

Pearl Davis on hate speech panel with Piers Morgan: “I am not saying that Hitler was a good guy, but I kind of want to know why…” Why are these complete morons on television, and why are they inviting other morons? boingboing.net/2023/07/28/a...

I think @keithedwards.bsky.social nails it here, with the next step being Republicans like MTG and Burchett rallying around Trump for "exposing the Democrats."

It is *bananas* that they would give vibe coding tools (and _Replit_, of all platforms 🤣) production deploy access! With no backups! We gave better backup tools to teenagers on Glitch remixing apps a decade ago.

This thread is incredible.

Misogyny in India is really something scary! She started an academy after a shoulder injury. Her father shot her, because people made remarks at him, saying he was living on her earnings. what a weird AF world this is.

xAI’s competitive advantage was supposedly that Grok could be trained on proprietary access to tweets on X. Now that seems like competitive disadvantage. 😬

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants

Wow!!!

AI has potential... to get you punched. Boli magane is a cuss word in Kannada.

You think weird typos from a cat walking over your keyboard was bad? This kinda crazy stuff can happen — AI misunderstanding things from your private data

This joke aside, it occurs to me that this and the next generation of politicians will have to deal with a massive history of their social media posts. Every tweet, instagram photo and facebook post will definitely include some stupid and possibly ignorant things.

If I got a chance to play cricket here, I’d be out first ball because I would be staring at the country side all day.

Meredith has always been a G, but it's still exceptionally weird and very refreshing hearing from a tech exec who can see through all of this AI bullshit for what it is at its foundation: a backdoor surveillance tool.

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

“rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge”

Apple should just buy Perplexity. Integrate it into Apple News and Siri.