Even the name is shit. Draft 1 dystopia

Of course anyone who's willing to lay down and accept something as objectively terrible as AI and the slop it spews out is going to think everyone else lacks the energy and will to fight it as they clearly did.

Don't criticize me until uhhhhh...world peace

Pitiable? Enfeebled? FRIEND?!

New frontiers in dumb

She's gotta surpass her high score in Iowa: DNF

Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.

The only people who like AI is the generation that can be fooled into giving someone 50K in a shoebox. Young people think it looks like cheap shit.

The Miami Sound Machine was named by a guy who forgot the word “instrument”.

so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings. insanity.

Pitiable? Enfeebled? FRIEND?!

Currently, the City is scrambling to find $4 million to fund more officers even though the compromise to avoid City layoffs was to reduce class sizes. For context, the total LAPD is budgeted to get this fiscal year is $3.3 billion. Youth Development Dept. is $2.5 million.

"Feel It Still" is a song by American rock band Portugal. The Man.

Paying someone to rip you off. Iconic

This week, on @blakewexler.bsky.social threatening to kill politicians...

I hate hate hate it here

Netflix wanted CourtTV but accidentally got Discovery

i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit

it rules to pivot at this point in time from metaverse to ai wearables. it's like if your 8-track tape company finally realized no one was going to want them in the age of the CD, so you changed the business model to only recording nursery rhymes on wax cylinder.

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah *breathes* BWAHAHAHAHhahahaha ya fuckin dingus, HAHAHHaahahahaha

February 2022 www.wheresyoured.at/mark-zuckerb...

Everyone is vulnerable to believing that their expertise - writing, tech, engineering, philosophy, whatever - is The Most Important One that’s going to Fix Everything, but there’s something unique about gambling addicts saying “what if we tried gambling our way to the truth?”

Finally, capitalizing thought!

Coal Runnings

Happy birthday Recep Tayyip Erdoğan!

Economic Jutsus

The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:

I forgot to say, earlier today I wrote about the catastrophically disastrous interview the Roblox CEO gave to the NYT about protecting children from predators. It's hard to overstate how badly it went. kotaku.com/roblox-new-y...

How does a man be main character for 3 consecutive years, since October of '22.

"Buzz" Grambo is such a Lowtax name

The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either

A famously cold country

How did Kim Kardashian confuse Jimmy Fallon? She passed the bar!

So it rose 1.1%???

metroid prime 4? 4 isn't prime

JP Morgan? The Financer?

Mayo Pete won like, ONE election, and it was a decade ago

*Bandwagon left town 3 months ago* I'm thinking of getting on that Bandwagon

A great week to try Adderal

good plan but robots are expensive. we should use something there's a lot of, like insects. it could sit on your shoulder and tell you to reconsider being bad and to think about the lessons of your father the puppetmaker gepetto

This is my servant robot. I got it for jaywalking

I was so distracted in chemistry class I think they were discussing suspension!

cooked his ass

My mom could've worked at the Big Bird library

Did they try making literally every character?

CNN: The guy worth half a trillion dollars has just been awarded a trillion-dollar bonus NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

This is why all other countries fail. No Republican party. Europe: hell. Asia: ruined. Isle of Man: Feminized