Jeffries endorsing Mamdani:

Marie Kondo arguing with Colonel Sanders: does this spork joy?

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

Now is the winter of his discount tent

In the back? Good question. What >would< I do if my son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor ‘cause he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown? I'd probably temp.

Not their Dei

This podcast is a treasure trove of incredible bits

Colin did this on Who's Line. He's fine!

Then there's Russ Taylor. "It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement." (Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.) www.wired.com/story/owning...

"My costs are too sunk"

“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.” Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.

Do you think Sensei Kreese fumes during 'Pretty Woman' when Roy Orbison says “mercy”?

Uncut Jem (2019)

Everyone's mad at me for spending 2 years opening chatGPT and typing "become sentient"

Capcom could, and should, beat the X-Men

Who says we're Feckless Dopes?!

I'm responding to every Facebook news article with “not to be too harsh, but this dope has earned a grave!”

If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure

"Being Stephen King: The true horror story!" Stephanie and Steven Kings and even "Esteban Rey" welcome too (2000) web.archive.org/web/20000815...

'Adolescence' is the story of what horrible things can happen to a British boy when he’s not invited to Hogwarts

For Katie’s family the show was Sadolescence

My only Bible take: Abel would still be alive if he had a gun

lying

If you’re a Wells Fargo customer, maybe you shouldn’t be.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

That's 100%!

Blaspheme-a-Bear

dnc still got it

actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

YOM! MTV Kippurs!

AI Actress Tilly Norwood throws fit, returns to her server

Headling WrestleMania 43: Akeem and the Big Boss Man.

Ezra Klein looks like @hallmark.bsky.social Nate Bargatze

They gonna take Jessica Kirson's passport

I find it odd that Prometheus’s enemy is Zeus, and not Mrs. Doubtfire

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh

Wow. Read this kicker graf to Horton's review of Entourage (the movie). web.archive.org/web/20150605...

I can’t believe Kaleb Horton is gone… His life wasn’t long enough. Not even close. But in the time he was here, in all the countless hours he spent writing — for which he was criminally under-compensated — he never typed a single line of bullshit. You did it, my friend.

Why would people buy mild cheddar? Just get a good cheddar and use less. People who buy mild cheddar can’t watch Hot Ones or they’ll die

Finally, someone using 'privilege' used to defend Meta.

Some people here love to dismiss ‘sportsball’ but S. African teams being banned from international competition was an important factor in ending Apartheid because it made their crimes real for non-political folk.

I don’t think the president should have the power to just arbitrarily declare online that IKEA cannot do business in the United States for no particular reason other than he feels like it

Ew. But thinking a little more about it...YUCK.

This reads like a Doug Episodes post

Imagine the campfire stories. "Last year...over there..."

A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.

With AJ Lawson & The Toronto Raptures

Seeing people who are just not wired for anything but rage and schadenfreude try to figure out the performance of grief is genuinely anthropologically fascinating